Dumbest Thing You've Done Today [Archive]

Tall_James

10-27-2005, 06:39 AM

Did something stupid today?  Share with the rest of us.  I'll lead off.I got an email this morning from a buddy seeing if I was available to go out drinking with the boys on Friday.  Being a good husband, I emailed my wife to see if we had anything else going on that night.  I received the following email..."Nothing, really.  OTHER THAN OUR 5TH ANNIVERSARY!"Cue the Sheepy horn.

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JPMNICK

10-27-2005, 06:41 AM

I click on this thread Actually, I am working on this complicated formula in Excel, and i kept making changes and did not save and it crashed. So now I am basically back to square 1.  

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Jennitalia

10-27-2005, 07:42 AM

haven't done anything stupid yet.but it's still early.

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Doctor Manhattan

10-27-2005, 07:43 AM

quote: "Nothing, really.  OTHER THAN OUR 5TH ANNIVERSARY!" Cue the Sheepy horn.  Is the 5th one a big deal or something? 10th or 25th I can understand. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" />

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Tall_James

10-27-2005, 07:45 AM

Is the 5th one a big deal or something? 10th or 25th I can understand. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" />It's more of forgetting the actual anniversary date.  5th is not such a big deal, unless you never thought you'd make it that long.

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terryc35

10-27-2005, 07:53 AM

agreed with my girlfriend when she was bitching about how annoying her family is.  I evened broght up a few things that she missed and called her mother a drama queen.  Then all of the sudden the gears shift to "you know, they mean well and they really like you a lot"  That was of course followed by the silent treatment from Douglaston Parkway to her office in Downtown Manhattan.

Dirtybird12

10-27-2005, 07:58 AM

looking back to 7am  - I probably shouldn't have slapped the figure four leg lock on my couch - and somehow had the couch reverse it - leaving me to tap out - which in turn, provoked my neighbor downstairs to hit my floor with a broom to shut me up. which I call - outside interference - so basicly the perry is still unda feeted

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ShelleBink

10-27-2005, 08:25 AM

Fell out of bed ((I'll never get used to these stupid twin bed in my dorm room))

walking joint

10-27-2005, 08:31 AM

i had the day off, but decided to come to work anyway...nothing terrible has happened, but i'd rather be home right now.  

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kevcala

10-27-2005, 08:44 AM

held on to XM stock. 

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furie

10-27-2005, 09:22 AM

i ordered a chocolate chip muffin this morning. threw off my blood sugar. crashed around 11am.i'm good now. 

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JesterOfSadness

10-27-2005, 10:43 AM

Quit my job.....actually that was a good thing

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Snoogans

10-27-2005, 11:03 AM

i was sending a text message when walking down my front stairs
before and missed the last one and had to catch my balance to not fall
on my face 

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LouTheFrFghtr

10-27-2005, 11:36 AM

went to class drunk and did a 10 min speach about Nationalism and how it effects World politcs. I then  quit my job. tried hitting on some chick with horns. Then at around 3 i vomitted in a Ladies room at brookdale community college.... I'm currently in the school's libary if anyone gives a shit.

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terryc35

10-27-2005, 11:40 AM

quote: went to class drunk and did a 10 min speach about Nationalism and how it effects World politcs. I then  quit my job. tried hitting on some chick with horns. Then at around 3 i vomitted in a Ladies room at brookdale community college.... I'm currently in the school's libary if anyone gives a shit.Welcome to New Jersey, Home of Me That chick in horns must be kicking herself, you sound like a real catch

kevcala

10-27-2005, 11:44 AM

quote:tried hitting on some chick
with horns. 
<img width="309" height="201" border="0" src="http://www.classicalenthusiast.com/march05/trombone.jpg" /> ? 

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LouTheFrFghtr

10-27-2005, 11:51 AM

quote: quote: went to class drunk and did a 10 min speach about Nationalism and how it effects World politcs. I then  quit my job. tried hitting on some chick with horns. Then at around 3 i vomitted in a Ladies room at brookdale community college.... I'm currently in the school's libary if anyone gives a shit.Welcome to New Jersey, Home of Me That chick in horns must be kicking herself, you sound like a real catch you see i have this fetish, it's for any girl who doesn't vomit when she see's me.

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HBox

10-27-2005, 11:52 AM

I woke up. 

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grlNIN

10-27-2005, 12:58 PM

I was brushing my hair and poked myself in the eye with the edge of
the brush. Not even like a tap poke but like a "oh man i have a knot
let's take care of this *THWAP* holy shit my eye!" type of deal.Good times. 

 
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Recyclerz

10-27-2005, 12:58 PM

"Nothing, really.  OTHER THAN OUR 5TH ANNIVERSARY!"Yeah!  Good one, TJ!<img height="257" src="http://www.jsrc.org/jsrc/webpages/photos05/daveprice.jpg" width="250" border="0" /> Slowly, Dave Price's evil plan fell into place...

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Tall_James

10-27-2005, 01:01 PM

quote: quote: "Nothing, really.  OTHER THAN OUR 5TH ANNIVERSARY!"  Yeah!  Good one, TJ!<img height="257" src="http://www.jsrc.org/jsrc/webpages/photos05/daveprice.jpg" width="250" border="0" /> Slowly, Dave Price's evil plan fell into place...<img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/recyclerz/myhomepage/sigpic1.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US" border="0" /> There ain't no asylum here. King Solomon, he never lived 'round here You are my new favorite poster.You are my new favorite poster.

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Recyclerz

10-27-2005, 01:12 PM

Thanks, although I'm kinda scaring myself with how many brain cells I've got occupied with bits from R&F and this board.Ah well, I wasn't going to put them to productive use anyway...

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mdr55

10-27-2005, 03:41 PM

I went on an outreach to check up on a client and asked "Do you get a
lot of trick-or-treaters here?". She said no of course. And I
remembered she was living in a retirement community. Duh! 

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FUNKMAN

10-27-2005, 03:47 PM

ate too much at the Reo diner, soup, dinner, desert, salad, now i feel all bloated...

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landarch

10-27-2005, 03:59 PM

Reo is a great diner. Come to think of it, I don't believe I've done anything stupid today.  Thanks RF.net, for making me realize that today was a good one.  Some days ain't so lucky.

Se7en

10-27-2005, 08:35 PM

I don't know. Return?

PapaBear

10-27-2005, 08:46 PM

I walked around the ABC store looking for the same rum I always buy. It wasn't where it should have been. Nothing was where it should have been. When they asked if I needed help, I asked why they rearranged everything. That's when I realised I wasn't in the same ABC store I thought I was in.

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TheMojoPin

10-27-2005, 08:46 PM

Hey, Se7en!  Alright!

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Snoogans

10-27-2005, 08:48 PM

I walked around the ABC store looking for the same rum I always buy. It
wasn't where it should have been. Nothing was where it should have
been. When they asked if I needed help, I asked why they rearranged
everything. That's when I realised I wasn't in the same ABC store I
thought I was in. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASTOOPID, YOU'RE SO STOOOPID thats really funny shit, but where the hell are there ABC stores? Never heard of it 

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Justice4all

10-27-2005, 09:13 PM

quote: I woke up. <img src="http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7449/georgesig0mm.jpg" border="0" /> Awww Hbox you stole my line. And TJ? I hope you followed up with another email saying..."Just Kidding"

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FUNKMAN

10-27-2005, 09:15 PM

went to Karaoke tonight and tried to sing Footstompin Music by Grand Funk.... the verse was okay but  the doo oo doo oo was bad...

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A.J.

10-27-2005, 10:41 PM

thats really funny shit, but where the hell are there ABC stores? Never heard of it They're where you buy booze in the Commonwealth (Virginia) -- basically state-run liquor stores as opposed to the packys back home.I think they have them in Hawaii too.

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Snoogans

10-27-2005, 10:54 PM

Do you guys have to drive to maryland to get 6 points beer because
only the staterun stores in VA sell it, other places sell 3 points. And
the stateruns are always cops at the register so they can have officers
follow home the punks? Thats a long way to go so i hope someone fuckin gets it 

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PapaBear

10-27-2005, 11:13 PM

I get it, Snoogs... though maybe not for the state you're talking about. VA sells normal beer. NC folks come up here to buy it. You can buy beer and wine in convenience and grocery stores in VA (until midnight) , but liquer has to purchased in ABC stores (until 9PM). If you are running late, you can go to WV, where you can buy beer and wine until 2AM and liquor until 10PM. Trust me... I know's how's to get me booze!

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monsterone

10-27-2005, 11:21 PM

connecticut blue laws eat ass.

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JamMaster

10-28-2005, 01:47 AM

Nothing was better in college than going on a beer run down to Frederick, Maryland on a Saturday night beacuse getting beer in Frederick was like getting beer in a Bronx bodega.  Getting beer in Gettysburg under age was like trying get into Fort Knox....wasn't happeneing

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PhishHead

10-28-2005, 02:41 AM

quote:Do you guys have to drive to maryland to get 6 points beer because
only the staterun stores in VA sell it, other places sell 3 points. And
the stateruns are always cops at the register so they can have officers
follow home the punks? SLC PUNK RULES! 

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