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spoon

10-22-2005, 01:52 AM

1)  Snoogans is fucking awful at darts even though he talks one hell of a game. 2)  Dwight is a perfect comparison.3)  Chicks talk to Snoogs when nobody else is around.  All the stories yet no proof to this day.  Beatlejuice's softball playing cousing was into him though.  He wowed him with his dart skills.4)  Crippler likes drinking piss.5)  Snoogans is a leftist!

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Crippler

10-22-2005, 02:10 PM

1)  Snoogans is fucking awful at darts even though he talks one hell of a game.No mention for beating Snoogans & at least making a game out of it with you?  Where's the love, oh Dahli Lama of Darts?2)  Dwight is a perfect comparison.Can't argue there.3)  Chicks talk to Snoogs when nobody else is around.  All the stories yet no proof to this day.  Beatlejuice's softball playing cousing was into him though.  He wowed him with his dart skills.You must have missed the 5'2" dumpy chick schmoozing him while he was playing darts.  She was equally impressed.4)  Crippler likes drinking piss.You could stand to be a bit more specific...I'm a simple man for whom a Bud Light is sufficient.  So get off my case, beer snob.5)  Snoogans is a leftist!...and he doesn't even realize it.

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spoon

10-22-2005, 03:41 PM

CripYou mean the fact that Snoogans didn't have a clue that I played him the entire game left handed until he saw me struggle with the bullseye?  Next time I'll put him down fast so we get another game in.

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Snoogans

10-22-2005, 05:10 PM

Sorry I dont grant your wish and stare at you at all times, i was busy being annoyed by a dumb blonde hoe 

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mikeyboy

10-22-2005, 05:31 PM

What I have never learned:Why all Spoon threads have titles that begin and end with those gay tildes (~Spoon thread~).

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Death Metal Moe

10-22-2005, 05:41 PM

I learned never to open a thread with Posted by spoon under the title.

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ADF

10-22-2005, 08:53 PM

Then how did you post in this thread?  Huh?  Answer that, smart guy! 

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Death Metal Moe

10-22-2005, 08:57 PM

I should have added "from now on."  OK Ned Nitpicker?

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A.J.

10-22-2005, 10:03 PM

I'm a simple man for whom a Bud Light is sufficient. I'm with you Crip.  

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spoon

10-22-2005, 10:42 PM

quote: I should have added "from now on."  OK Ned Nitpicker? <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN But still you came back to one of my threads bitch!  So you meant to say from this post on in your last post?  And at my worst, at least my threads aren't all Moe all the time.  And Mikeyboy, I do that so Moe can easily identify the Spoon spawned threads he likes oh so much.  He loves me like a dad who beats him.  

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spoon

10-23-2005, 02:38 AM

quote:  quote: I'm a simple man for whom a Bud Light is sufficient.   I'm with you Crip.  <img src="http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg" border="0" /> A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.Red Sox NationAJ says that to all the kids as he gets on the short bus.  

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A.J.

10-23-2005, 03:55 AM

Or when I'm strolling through Compton without the Bloods.

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stickyfingers

10-23-2005, 06:29 AM

Dear Spoon,  So, I hear you play darts and feel that you are quite adequate at the game.  Well, when I see the likes of your competition I can only feel that beating them is like taking home the gold at the special olympics.  Well, son, if you ever wanna take on the champ you just let me know.  To be the man, you have to beat the man...woooooo!  You can name the game, place, type of darts, and what we will be playing for....like maybe that cute little number you bring around every now and then?  I am free next weekend.  Looking forward to your response.VTY,~Sticky~

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parkway_jesus

10-23-2005, 09:15 AM

Snoogans, you should have summoned Justice to help you out.  I'm sure he was working the route that night.

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spoon

10-23-2005, 09:23 AM

Do I need to play you lefty too?  I'm pretty good, but I'd hardly call myself a dart champ.  I hadn't played in over a year until last Friday.  This thread was mainly posted in order to inform the world on just how bad Snoogans is.  He'd have trouble hitting the broad side of a donkey's ass with a fucking banjo.  I guess he deserved the thread bc he talked like he was a dart god.  Next week we'll roll Sticks. 

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Death Metal Moe

10-23-2005, 09:25 AM

quote: quote: I should have added "from now on."  OK Ned Nitpicker? I should have added "from now on."  OK Ned Nitpicker? <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN But still you came back to one of my threads bitch!  So you meant to say from this post on in your last post?  And at my worst, at least my threads aren't all Moe all the time.  And Mikeyboy, I do that so Moe can easily identify the Spoon spawned threads he likes oh so much.  He loves me like a dad who beats him.   <img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!There's ego, and then there's plain delusion. 

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spoon

10-23-2005, 02:48 PM

And buddy you've got'em both covered.  19,674 posts, 13 per day, and 90% of them involve yourself.  I assume that means your a quantity over quality type guy?  Love the skin your in I guess, but at times it gets outright Justice-style creepy! 

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10-23-2005, 06:23 PM

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Death Metal Moe

10-23-2005, 07:24 PM

Hey Spoon.  I'm not sure why you're head hunting my posts recently, but even if you're kidding, knock it the fuck off.

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Snoogans

10-23-2005, 08:17 PM

Moe, for a guy who busts balls alot, you kinda took that too hard 

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Death Metal Moe

10-23-2005, 08:21 PM

He's been following me around more than a few threads and I can't tell if he's kidding or not.  Drop an insult and go on to the next thread, don't take it to another fucking thread.

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Snoogans

10-23-2005, 08:22 PM

you actually came in here and made fun of him 

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spoon

10-23-2005, 08:50 PM

Two threads constitute chasing?  One in fact where you busted my balls first as Snoogans stated!  ANd it was actually funny.  Oh and I WAS joking but come on you BIG pussy.  You dish it out, so you better learn to fucking take it.  Holy whiny fuck! 

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Death Metal Moe

10-23-2005, 08:50 PM

Outstanding!

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Snoogans

10-23-2005, 08:52 PM

Where is the fighting spirit, Moe? You defended yourself like Peter Mcneely 

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spoon

10-23-2005, 08:53 PM

I think it has something to do with the fact that I'm not a newbie, a Don and Mike fan or Trent Steel.

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Death Metal Moe

10-23-2005, 08:57 PM

1. Why am I getting the Tag/Fag Team here from you 2.And2. Why do you consider my fighting back as "thin skinned bitching?"Gimmie a break.

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Snoogans

10-23-2005, 08:59 PM

Im not tag teaming anything, All i did was state facts. Damn whats wrong, Moe, birth control off week 

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Death Metal Moe

10-23-2005, 09:01 PM

Uhhh, I can't play with you guys tonight.  Everyone has very thin skin.Forget it.  I wish I hadn't had that coffee at the airport or I'd be asleep right now.

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spoon

10-23-2005, 09:01 PM

Snoogans was more of a commentator.  The thin skin shit was after you got so offended when I busted your balls. 

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spoon

10-23-2005, 09:02 PM

Go to bed Horatio!

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Death Metal Moe

10-23-2005, 09:07 PM

I can't.  It's that damed 2.39 coffee that sucked ass.  It was seriously the 1.29 or so coffee from Quick Check, but jacked up to 2.39 just because you're stuck in the fucking airport.I should have choked the fuck with his own head dress.

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