Deep Thoughts By Funkman

[FUNKMAN]

<p>I&nbsp;was having a few brews tonight and as i was taking a pee i thought to myself, &quot; boy look at this chain of events &quot; My pee was crystal clear and my first thought was &quot;i'm drinking this beer ONLY to pee it out&quot; and flush it to nowhere. Then i began to think about the chain of events that made the moment possible.</p><p>First the growth of the ingrediants such as the barley and hops, from a little seed, watered and nurtured, needing the suns rays and then having to be harvested. The farmers tractors made of metal mined from the earth which had to be melted and molded and the engines and structure that had to be invented by people who spent hundreds of thousand of hours learning to create such machines. </p><p>Then you need the brewers and the packagers and the deliverers. The refridgerators to keep it cold. All of this PRE-Product if you will so we can piss it down the toilet.</p><p>After seeing the movie Titanic i got the same way and thought about all of the craftmanship and the thousand if not millions of hours of labor and invention that went into creating the ship, all of the woodwork, the fine china, the massive engines, propellers, fine linen, silverware, etc etc etc that got basically thrown away overnight.</p><p>I don't know how to sum it up but for me it just seems like&nbsp;some of the things in our lives are just&nbsp;&nbsp;being taken for granted and not many think about what it took to make certain things possible...</p><p>That's All</p><p>hopefully somebody else has felt the same way at one time or another or i'm gonna feel like a real loser</p><p>not really! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

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[spoon]

<p>Actually, I feel the same exact way when I go to a good strip club.&nbsp; </p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

[Mike Teacher]

christ it's the chicks speech in 'Sideways' modified for beer.

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>I just picture Funk with a pipe and slippers, wearing his smoking
jacket and pondering the miracle of beer. With &quot;Red Red Wine&quot; by UB40
playing in the background. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Actually, the (Nobel prize) economist Milton Friedman does a speech on this same topic</p>Look at this lead pencil, there is not a single person in
the world who could make this pencil. Remarkable statement? Not
at all. The wood from which it's made, for all I know, comes from
a tree that was cut down in the State of Washington. To cut down
that tree, it took a saw. To make the saw, it took steel. To make
the steel, it took iron ore. This black center, we call it lead
but it's really compressed graphite, I am not sure where it comes
from but I think it comes from some mines in South America. This
red top up here, the eraser, a bit of rubber, probably comes from
Malaya, where the rubber tree isn't even native. It was imported
from South America by some businessman with the help of the British
government. This brass feral,&nbsp; I haven't the slightest idea where
it came from or the yellow paint or the paint that made the black
lines, or the glue that holds it together. Literally thousands
of people cooperated to make this pencil. People who don't speak
the same language; who practice different religions; who might hate
one another if they ever met. When you go down to the store and
buy this pencil, you are, in effect, trading a few minutes of your
time for a few seconds of the time of all of those thousands of
people. What brought them together and induced them to cooperate
to make this pencil? There was no Commissar sending out orders from
some central office. It was the magic of the price system, the
impersonal operation of prices that brought them together and got
them to cooperate to make this pencil so that you could have it
for a trifling sum.

<p>That is why the operation of the free market is so essential. Not
only to promote productive efficiency, but even more, to foster
harmony and peace among the peoples of the world.
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[torker]

frothy pee

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[Tall_James]

I ate copious amounts of asparagus the other night.&nbsp;&nbsp; The smell of my pee an hour later almost killed me.

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