View Full Version : A Lament For Fez (Haikus for his wake)
Furtherman
10-18-2005, 06:19 AM
<p>A Lament for Fez.</p><p>Will there be a big buffet?</p><p>Now I am starving.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Write a haiku for Fez's wake. They will be read in random order, if anyone shows up.</p><p>Remember, a haiku is an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively.</p>
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ChildofFez
10-18-2005, 06:24 AM
<p>What makes him Fez man?</p><p>Friendly, Funny, Auntie Fez</p><p>That is my Talk Host</p>
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Furtherman
10-18-2005, 06:27 AM
<p>Pinellas Park weeps</p><p>No sale at the dealership</p><p>The Cane Pole Gang sleeps</p>
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Doctor Manhattan
10-18-2005, 06:29 AM
<p><font color="#990000" size="2">You're on the air, Fez.</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">On Earth 2 you would like girls,</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">Watch out for that Bus!</font></p>
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JPMNICK
10-18-2005, 06:32 AM
<p> </p><p>will anyone attend</p><p>talk radios Fez is gone for good</p><p>church is at St. Pats</p><p><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/rfnetjp.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>Thanks to Reef for my sig. You rock. Love Your Grandson Frank</p><p> </p><p> It's gonna be BAM, I crush his little skull and I sit down and smoke a cigar for another 55 seconds. The next kid comes in, BAM I put my cigar out on him. I laugh and point at the other kids "Who's next chubby?"</p>
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KC2OSO
10-18-2005, 06:57 AM
Here lies Auntie Fez.<br />
Time to go meet Luther V.<br />
We hardly knew ye.
Furtherman
10-18-2005, 07:24 AM
<p>Falling from a cliff</p><p>Greyhound stamped backwards on head</p><p>Either way did hurt</p>
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Plethora
10-18-2005, 07:59 AM
the fez on the bus<br />
goes round and round, round and round<br />
all together now<br />
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on the bus or not<br />
this was kesey's bargain, fez<br />
not splat on the grill<br />
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a crosswalk, a dime<br />
j walking, a lollipop<br />
look both ways big boy<br />
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TheMojoPin
10-18-2005, 09:13 AM
<p>Fez's beard was strong</p><p>It was like a hair jungle</p><p>The balls are so smooth</p>
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Plethora
10-18-2005, 09:44 AM
On the bus, that's where <br />
fez expired, on the bus,<br />
okay don't say seeya<br />
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<em>(with all due apologies to The Replacements, haiku structure, and be sure to one-syllabilize that 'seeya')<br />
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Yosammity
10-18-2005, 10:23 AM
<p align="center">Rude and rude says he</p><p align="center">To the death clock overhead</p><p align="center">Consoled by some cake</p><p align="center"> </p><p> </p><p align="center">His lock of the week</p><p align="center">Sadly, is often unclocked</p><p align="center">Say goodbye, money</p>
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Knowledged_one
10-18-2005, 10:27 AM
<p>How Fez loved the Bucs</p><p>But the girls he would not f**k</p><p> he cries Staples Now</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Aggie/Wu1.jpg" border="0" /> Internet Tough Guy #1 - Just look at my e-muscles
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Furtherman
10-18-2005, 10:33 AM
<p>A trip to the floor</p><p>Fez should of had life alert</p><p>An old woman dies</p><p> </p>
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Badinia
10-18-2005, 10:46 AM
<p>We'll Miss Him So Much-</p><p>A Chickenhawk Synaesthete</p><p>King of the Retards</p><p> </p><p>Regards, Virginia</p>
Plethora
10-18-2005, 10:48 AM
what is that street smudge?<br />
funny man of large carriage<br />
retard island weeps<br />
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TheMojoPin
10-18-2005, 10:53 AM
<p>Spawned in Florida</p><p>A state that looks like a wang</p><p>Fez, why peak so early?</p>
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Plethora
10-18-2005, 10:54 AM
<p>and boom goes the fez<br />
</p><p>niagra falls bachelorette<br />
</p><p>nature boy is gone</p><p> </p>
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<p>hey hey look at this<br />
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<p>I've never seen a corpse sweat<br />
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<p>isn't it fall yet?</p>
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Snoogans
10-18-2005, 10:55 AM
<p>Man goes into Cage</p><p>Cage goes into the water</p><p>Shark's in the water </p>
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TheMojoPin
10-18-2005, 11:06 AM
Holy shit. I had no idea Quint was such a man of culture.
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furie
10-18-2005, 11:08 AM
<p>Fez Loved Florida</p><p> </p><p>pinellas park was his home</p><p> </p><p>But now he's just dead </p>
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Snoogans
10-18-2005, 11:10 AM
yea Mojo, neither did I until i needed to think of something for this thread, just popped in my mind as funny<br />
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JerseyRich
10-18-2005, 12:10 PM
<p>Oreo cookies</p><p>Glass of Seven and Seven</p><p>That's our Auntie Fez </p>
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DJEvelEd
10-18-2005, 12:59 PM
<p>I think Fez should start</p><p>worrying about a will</p><p>I'll take his phat cock</p>
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Yosammity
10-18-2005, 01:07 PM
<p>This is really more fun than it should be!</p><p> </p><p align="center">To XM he went</p><p align="center">Finally he is alive</p><p align="center">But only to die</p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center">Finally happy</p><p align="center">But the Bucs lost to the Jets</p><p align="center">And Fez lost to death</p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center">Used to be a friend</p><p align="center">Didn't cut him any slack</p><p align="center">Mikey D laughs last</p><p align="left">I could write these all day!</p>
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Dirtybird12
10-18-2005, 01:11 PM
<p>A Haiku thread without Kathleen from the Bronx?</p><p>Is this somekind of sick twisted joke?</p><p> </p><p> </p>
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Furtherman
10-18-2005, 01:13 PM
<p>Unlike the ticket</p><p>His silence is not golden</p><p>We should get some beers</p>
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PanterA
10-18-2005, 01:55 PM
<p>Here lies Auntie Fez</p><p>10 men to lift his coffin</p><p>Anyone see Ron???</p>
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Furtherman
10-18-2005, 02:00 PM
<p>A tram ride for Fez</p><p>A weak cable snaps loudly</p><p>Spiderman not seen</p>
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torker
10-18-2005, 02:02 PM
<p>Fez loved Oreos</p><p>Now he is a rotting corpse</p><p>Hydrox cookies rule</p>
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samnyc
10-18-2005, 02:11 PM
<p>Synesthesia</p><p>Colors turn into numbers</p><p>Fez Will Rest in Peace</p>
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samnyc
10-18-2005, 02:16 PM
<p>fell asleep, q tip </p><p>in his ear, rolled over, fez's</p><p>brain now leaks from nose</p>
samnyc
10-18-2005, 02:18 PM
<p>gerbil deep inside</p><p>fez's ass gets infected</p><p>vermin call it home</p>
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bobrobot
10-18-2005, 02:19 PM
<p><strong><font size="2">Fezzie Fezzie Fez</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">Fezzie Fezzie Fezzie Fez</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">Fezzie Fezzie <font size="3">BAM</font> !</font></strong></p>
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Hottub
10-18-2005, 02:25 PM
<p>Our Dear Fez Marie</p><p>I loved him like a Brother</p><p>Let's go get drunk</p>
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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.
samnyc
10-18-2005, 02:25 PM
nature boy cries whooo<br />women's title goes vacant<br />a champion mourned<br />
Hottub
10-18-2005, 02:27 PM
<p>Here comes a big bus</p><p>And boom goes the dynamite</p><p>Goodbye Auntie Fez</p>
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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.
samnyc
10-18-2005, 02:30 PM
<p>trash cans not emptied </p><p>eulogy from superstar</p><p>losing fez no good</p>
samnyc
10-18-2005, 02:32 PM
ok, mine got progessively better but I should have gone with just the last one.
Kathleen From The Bronx
10-18-2005, 02:35 PM
<p><font size="2">This would be best read with a John Lithgow-like voice:</font></p><p><font size="2"> We mourn thee Fezzie!!</font></p><p><font size="2"> Buccaneers' flag flies...half mast,</font></p><p><font size="2"> Retard Island wails!!</font></p>
Kathleen From The Bronx
10-18-2005, 02:36 PM
<p> </p><p><font size="2"> Fezzie in heaven</font></p><p><font size="2"> With Maimie Eisenhower</font></p><p> <font size="2"> Discusses hairstyles</font></p>
Kathleen From The Bronx
10-18-2005, 02:43 PM
<p> </p><p><font size="2"> Baby-step off curb!</font></p><p><font size="2"> Bus to Winnepesaukee</font></p><p><font size="2"> Yields Death Therapy.</font></p>
JPMNICK
10-18-2005, 02:52 PM
<p> </p><p>Rave Reviews by Ensin</p><p>Peaked way to early on in life</p><p>mental break down, death</p>
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It's gonna be BAM, I crush his little skull and I sit down and smoke a cigar for another 55 seconds. The next kid comes in, BAM I put my cigar out on him. I laugh and point at the other kids "Who's next chubby?"
JPMNICK
10-18-2005, 02:55 PM
<p> </p><p>We know Mikey D</p><p>The bane of Fez's existance</p><p>is smiling at home</p>
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Thanks to Reef for my sig. You rock. Love Your Grandson Frank
It's gonna be BAM, I crush his little skull and I sit down and smoke a cigar for another 55 seconds. The next kid comes in, BAM I put my cigar out on him. I laugh and point at the other kids "Who's next chubby?"
Kathleen From The Bronx
10-18-2005, 03:13 PM
<p> </p><p><font size="2"> R.I.P Fezzie-</font></p><p><font size="2"> On your grave we'll pour hot soup,</font></p><p><font size="2"> Also, a cold beer.</font></p>
samnyc
10-18-2005, 03:15 PM
<p>even after death </p><p>fez's voice will live in space</p><p>satellite of love</p>
SatCam
10-18-2005, 03:28 PM
<p>Fridge remains empty</p><p>Cookies couldn't heal the wounds</p><p>A young boy sheds tears</p>
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torker
10-18-2005, 03:28 PM
<p>XM Radio</p><p>Community Theater Gem </p><p>Why'd he peak so you?</p>
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samnyc
10-18-2005, 03:29 PM
<p>tender's new big hit</p><p>the bus that ran fezzie down</p><p>just won an emmy</p>
samnyc
10-18-2005, 03:44 PM
Like Terry Shiavo <br />also from Pinellas Park<br />Ron cuts life support<br />
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mikeyboy
10-18-2005, 03:48 PM
<p>ADF's knife stabs </p><p>"I don't like chicken fingers!" </p><p>Fez falls to the floor </p><p> </p><p>Angry listener </p><p>A car barrels towards Fez </p><p>Bad lock of the week </p><p> </p><p>One last snack today </p><p>Something tastes strange and bitter </p><p>Poison Oreos </p><p> </p><p>Stranded with East Side </p><p>No chicken wing in pocket </p><p>Fez dies of hunger </p><p> </p><p>Roosevelt Island </p><p>Fez wears an ice cream costume </p><p>Eaten by retards </p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm" target="blank">Ron & Fez Show Log</a>; Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil<br /><a href="http://www.radiobbq.net/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm</a><br />Now with new <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem
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samnyc
10-18-2005, 03:49 PM
<p>celebrating life</p><p>dessert is part of the meal</p><p>harry's deek in sweets</p>
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Death Metal Moe
10-18-2005, 03:51 PM
<p>Fezzie looks so hawt</p><p>in that belly shit and shorts</p><p>Roll of quarters? CHECK!</p>
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samnyc
10-18-2005, 03:59 PM
<p>dcrtv</p><p>not updated today in</p><p>memory of fez</p>
mikeyboy
10-18-2005, 04:01 PM
A whole nation mourns
Now, no on calls him "Fatmo"
George Clooney dances
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samnyc
10-18-2005, 04:03 PM
<p>radio dentist</p><p>also city bus driver</p><p>runs down new dopey</p>
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Hottub
10-18-2005, 04:06 PM
<p>Roosevelt Island</p><p>A very safe place to live</p><p>OHHH!! Look Out Fezzie!!!</p>
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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.
samnyc
10-18-2005, 04:10 PM
<p>A last wish ignored</p><p>Ron missed fezzatorial</p><p>and cremated Fez</p>
samnyc
10-18-2005, 04:18 PM
<p>don the hypnotist</p><p>removed his inhibitions</p><p>but fez crossed too soon</p>
DarkHippie
10-18-2005, 04:36 PM
<p>A Man's Man--Fezzie</p><p>I hope He will rest in peace</p><p>In an Oreo Coffin</p>
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samnyc
10-18-2005, 04:42 PM
cam called where is fez<br />ron chased him down street with phone<br />not quiet but dead
torker
10-18-2005, 04:55 PM
<p>Bobo and Mama</p><p>Harper Valley PTA</p><p>Who's Todd anyway</p>
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DJEvelEd
10-18-2005, 04:58 PM
<p>Wouldn't it be a</p><p>hoot if Fez really didn't</p><p>die and we look dumb?</p>
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torker
10-18-2005, 05:04 PM
<p>Message Board fodder</p><p>Joe Poo's sad tears dry blood red</p><p>Ron and Corolla</p>
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samnyc
10-18-2005, 07:50 PM
<p>"they came to my house"</p><p>"nothing but bastard people"</p><p>now his fat wife weeps</p>
samnyc
10-18-2005, 07:51 PM
<p>the gays are upset</p><p>fez sandwiched in a bad way</p><p>peace sets on the falls</p>
Kathleen From The Bronx
10-18-2005, 08:39 PM
<p> </p><p><font size="1"> <font size="2">Fuzz Whatley, orphaned...</font></font></p><p><font size="2"> Purina One runs out...starves,</font></p><p><font size="2"> So...hungry...meow......</font></p>
PapaBear
10-18-2005, 09:00 PM
<p>Fezzie has left us</p><p>His posse couldn't save him</p><p>Oreos for all</p><p> </p><p>Fezzie was hoping</p><p>For a Bucs Cadillac ride</p><p>Caught a bus instead</p>
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DowntownRazr
10-18-2005, 09:13 PM
<p>The Nature Boy rests</p><p>Synesthesiacs mourn him</p><p>Five is green no more</p>
wonderwoman
10-18-2005, 09:26 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font size="2">This would be best read with a John Lithgow-like voice:</font></p><p><font size="2"> We mourn thee Fezzie!!</font></p><p><font size="2"> Buccaneers' flag flies...half mast,</font></p><p><font size="2"> Retard Island wails!!</font></p>THIS IS GOOD, I SECOND IT.<br />
Yosammity
10-19-2005, 02:34 AM
<p align="center">Assasin waits there</p><p align="center">Inside your apartment door</p><p align="center">Should have checked the lock</p>
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we will all miss fez<br />
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oreo stock will go down<br />
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first line was a lie
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Furtherman
10-19-2005, 05:57 AM
<p>A chair sits empty</p><p>A large ass print left behind</p><p>Order a new chair</p>
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Kathleen From The Bronx
10-19-2005, 06:54 AM
<p> </p><p><font size="2"> "I'd love a sandwich,"</font></p><p><font size="2"> Best get used to Soundboard Fez.</font></p><p><font size="2"> It's all we'll have left...</font></p><p><font size="2"> </font></p>
Kathleen From The Bronx
10-19-2005, 07:07 AM
<p> </p><p> <font size="2">A f<font>uneral pyre,</font></font></p><p><font size="2"> Fire lit by Segrams Seven...</font></p><p><font size="2"> "Barbeque?" 'tards ask...</font></p>
Batch^Master
10-19-2005, 07:29 AM
<p>Once there was a fez</p><p>Then there was a bus</p><p>Bye fez.. :( </p>
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silera
10-19-2005, 07:30 AM
<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Piss bag now lays dead.</font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Too bad, thieving bag of cunt,</font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Harry shaved his head.</font></p>
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mrsocks
10-19-2005, 07:36 AM
<p>goodbye to fezzie</p><p> </p><p>hooray hooray hooray woooo</p><p> </p><p>hooray hooray wooo! </p>
Irabu
10-19-2005, 07:36 AM
<p>Bury not our Fez;</p><p>Let his corpse rot - stink on ice</p><p>Like Harry's stand-up<br />
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KennethC
10-19-2005, 07:36 AM
<p>Slurpee in a ditch</p><p>Fezzy's October Surprise</p><p>Cane Pole Gang Road Trip</p>
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Irabu
10-19-2005, 07:39 AM
<p>My lock of the week -</p><p>Fezzie sitting in heaven</p><p>Teabagging Paul Lynde </p>
ChildofFez
10-19-2005, 07:39 AM
<p>fez is gone for now</p><p>newbies now try for air time</p><p>poem won't get read</p>
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Irabu
10-19-2005, 07:40 AM
<p>Roosevelt Island</p><p>If our dear Fez is in hell</p><p>He is well prepared </p>
torker
10-19-2005, 07:40 AM
<p>Death by MTA</p><p>An open casket no way</p><p>Time to bury Fez</p>
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Irabu
10-19-2005, 07:47 AM
<p>Yes, Steven Baldwin</p><p>Will make a great replacement</p><p>We will say, "Fez who?" </p>
Irabu
10-19-2005, 07:50 AM
<p>Fez at Heaven's Gate -<br />
</p><p>Drunk, he Flair Chops Saint Peter</p><p>Jesus kicks his ass </p>
ChildofFez
10-19-2005, 07:52 AM
<p>if i may repeat</p><p>quality not quantity</p><p>give up now for fez</p>
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Irabu
10-19-2005, 07:52 AM
<p>Fez up in Heaven</p><p>Throwing touchdowns for his Bucs</p><p>Blowing the kicker </p>
itspolo
10-19-2005, 07:54 AM
<p>thanks to a dream<br />
</p><p>a turduckem is spared</p><p>children are now safe </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
the boys are back!!!!!!<br>
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Irabu
10-19-2005, 07:55 AM
<p>Too busy for boards</p><p>Jersey Rich told me to write -<br />
</p><p>Mind your own business </p>
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doitruk
10-19-2005, 08:28 AM
<p><font size="2">A hero's send off</font></p><p><font size="2">Flag draped casket tours Tampa</font></p><p><font size="2">Curtiod asks for Flag!</font></p>
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DarkHippie
10-19-2005, 08:54 AM
<p>no more fez</p><p>no more Andre</p><p>Ron and Rutger</p>
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TheMojoPin
10-19-2005, 09:15 AM
<p>I weep while I sleep</p><p>Fez, no! Not the pants puppet!</p><p>Show me on the doll.</p>
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FMJeff
10-19-2005, 09:18 AM
<p>Fezzie in Heaven</p><p>Liberacci welcomes him</p><p>Battle gay is on</p>
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lamby
10-19-2005, 09:21 AM
<p>here's a fezzy limerick:</p><p> <br />
There once was a Fezzy on air</p><p>Whose bad dreams gave him quite a scare</p><p>Was struck by a bus</p><p>Now he's gone from us</p><p>When can we get Staples in there? </p>
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johnniewalker
10-19-2005, 09:40 AM
fez on his death bed<br />
making fun of the retards<br />
satan is calling <br />
DJEvelEd
10-19-2005, 09:43 AM
<strong><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>There once was a Fezzy on air <p><strong>Whose bad dreams gave him quite a scare</strong></p><p><strong>Was struck by a bus</strong></p><p><strong>Now he's gone from us</strong></p><p><strong>When can we get Staples in there? </strong></p></strong> <p> </p><p>I've seen worse first posts. </p><p>Yello Budday! You're just in </p><p>time to watch Fez die!</p><p> </p><p> </p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />
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Furtherman
10-19-2005, 09:49 AM
<p>These haikus have brought</p><p>Lurkers in from the fringes</p><p>Smell of death attracts.</p>
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skellum
10-19-2005, 10:09 AM
<p>harry dies instead</p><p>boring funeral forgotten</p><p>chicken wings on me</p>
Yosammity
10-19-2005, 01:48 PM
<p align="center">You'd think I'd be bored</p><p align="center">Writing haikus about Fez</p><p align="center">But damn, I can't stop!</p>
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torker
10-19-2005, 02:04 PM
<p>Whatley had posse</p><p>Mister Bennington's got class</p><p>Al Dukes is a fag</p>
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PanterA
10-19-2005, 02:11 PM
<p>fezzie was a man</p><p>who acted like a woman</p><p>now he is just dead</p><p>Fez made fun of tards</p><p>He was killed by a short bus</p><p>Oh the irony</p><p>Fez believed in God</p><p>But God is not Lutheren</p><p>Now Fez is worm food</p>
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wonderwoman
10-19-2005, 02:19 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font size="2">Curtiod asks for Flag! AND SO DO I</font></p><br />
TTFN, THE G-LADY
Bulldogcakes
10-19-2005, 02:46 PM
<p>When a fruit gets planted in the ground</p><p>Many trees grow</p><p>May our beloved fruit spawn joy and laughter for many years to come. </p>
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torker
10-19-2005, 02:53 PM
<p>Fez Marie Whatley</p><p>Hitler Stalin Pol Pot</p><p>Fertilizing soil</p><p>__________________________________________________ _________________________</p><p>Mexican Busboys</p><p>Ladies man until the end</p><p>Cock cock cock cock cock </p><p> </p><p> </p>
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DJEvelEd
10-19-2005, 02:58 PM
<p>The Bloodfarts of Fez</p><p>Linger long into the night</p><p>Death starts from his ass</p>
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lamby
10-19-2005, 04:36 PM
<p>How dearly we miss</p><p>our departed budday Fez</p><p>Well, uh, not really </p>
torker
10-19-2005, 06:16 PM
<p>Ron and Fez Dot Com</p><p>W N E W J F K</p><p>Starting to draw flies </p>
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mikeyboy
10-19-2005, 07:37 PM
<p>Fez exists no more</p><p>Tom Petty dances with the corpse</p><p>like that video</p>
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drunkcase
10-19-2005, 08:04 PM
<p>fez is no longer on earth</p><p>his mudhole can hold 9</p><p>except ones with girth </p>
PapaBear
10-19-2005, 08:17 PM
<p>Tune in tomorrow</p><p>A very special Ellen</p><p>Her biggest fan dead</p>
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T-MuG
10-19-2005, 10:02 PM
<p>Fez dead by horse cock</p><p>What was going through his head?</p><p>Horse cum most likely</p>
tele7
10-19-2005, 10:38 PM
<p>rest in peace fezzie</p><p>peaked in 1999</p><p>tram-way to heaven</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
DJEvelEd
10-20-2005, 02:37 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><strong>fez is no longer on earth</strong></p><p><strong>his mudhole can hold 9</strong></p><p><strong>except ones with girth</strong> </p><p>Worst Haiku EVER!</p><p>It should be 5,7,5</p><p>Not 7,6,5</p><p> </p><p>Whatsa matta U?</p><p>Are you smoking too much weed?</p><p>Jump in the coffin!</p><p> </p><p>I'm kidding of course</p><p>I love picking on Newbies</p><p>Who can't do Haiku...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Little nigger Fez</strong></p><p><strong>He was born a poor black child</strong></p><p><strong>But his bung is brown...</strong></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong /></p><p><strong /></p><strong><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></strong> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />
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The Jays
10-20-2005, 02:49 AM
<p>Fezzie had a beard.</p><p>He never had sex with men.</p><p>Like we'd believe that.. </p>
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flavopop
10-20-2005, 03:12 AM
<p><font size="2"><strong>POOR FEZZY, POOR BUDDAY</strong></font></p><p><strong><font size="2">HE SO LOVED A FROZEN TREAT</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">NOW HE'S ON ICE....SNIFF</font></strong></p>
Ron and Fez ROCK...Thanks for so many laughs... Truly a bright spot of my everyday...PEACE
DJEvelEd
10-20-2005, 03:35 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font size="2"><strong>POOR FEZZY, POOR BUDDAY</strong></font></p><p><strong><font size="2">HE SO LOVED A FROZEN TREAT</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">NOW HE'S ON ICE....SNIFF</font></strong></p>Ron and Fez ROCK...Thanks for so many laughs... Truly a bright spot of my everyday...PEACE <p>*HAIKU POLICE* FREEZE!!!</p><p>HOLY SHIT IS IT THAT HARD!!!!!!</p><p>PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT!!!<br /></p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />
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DJEvelEd
10-20-2005, 03:41 AM
<p>It would be better </p><p>if Fez was aborted and</p><p>thrown in a dumpster.</p>
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Furtherman
10-20-2005, 06:01 AM
<p>Nostradamus wrote</p><p>Fatty Fatty Die By Four</p><p>Fez died at 3:12</p>
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Furtherman
10-20-2005, 06:03 AM
<p>A tumbleweed blows</p><p>Down main street on Roosevelt</p><p>One he did not eat</p>
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Furtherman
10-20-2005, 06:06 AM
<p>TV tray for sale</p><p>Boys return to the playground</p><p>It's safe at the Y</p>
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XMRonFez
10-20-2005, 06:43 AM
<p>I joined this thread late...</p><p>I hope it's not too late Fez...</p><p>Thank God It's not Ron...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Here is a Haikus for Ron...</strong></p><p> </p><p>A rolled up 20...</p><p>Fezzie Dies While Black Earl Cries...</p><p>Mahabone You Guys...</p><p> </p><strong><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetXMRonFez.jpg" border="0" /></strong>
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Furtherman
10-20-2005, 06:54 AM
<p>I bought Fez a card</p><p>But it was Mahogany</p><p>Just give it to Earl</p>
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drunkcase
10-20-2005, 07:01 AM
<p> </p><p>Fez is almost dead</p><p>He was a fat piece of shit</p><p>honk honk honk honk splat </p><p> </p>
Mike Teacher
10-20-2005, 07:27 AM
<p>Jitterbugging Fez</p><p>Hoping he wont wake up dead </p><p>Halloween would suck</p>
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Mike Teacher
10-20-2005, 07:37 AM
<p>There once was a man from Pinellas</p><p>Who was a big hit with the Fellas</p><p>In October he dies</p><p>Unless it's a lie</p><p>This Limerick sucks worse then DeBella</p><p><img src="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/punch2" border="0" /></p>
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<p>Fez was a hell of a man</p><p>And he thought he had a great plan</p><p>He claimed to like chicks</p><p>even though he craved dicks</p><p>And would pass up Sheila for Stan.</p><p>____________________________________________</p><p>There once was a man named Fez</p><p>Who would do whatever Ron says</p><p>except for the fact</p><p>that he wouldn't give up the act</p><p>And had more treats shot in his neck then a Pez</p><p> </p>
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torker
10-20-2005, 08:26 AM
<p>Fez lifting cart racks </p><p>Dance monkey dance, dance monkey</p><p>Smells like death in here</p>
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Furtherman
10-20-2005, 08:58 AM
<p>Getting dark and cold</p><p>The last breath for the last words</p><p>Way to go Fezzie</p>
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samnyc
10-20-2005, 01:35 PM
<p>fez buried alive</p><p>getting difficult to breathe</p><p>clawing his coffin</p>
torker
10-20-2005, 03:05 PM
<p>Putrification</p><p>This duck still live Fez still dead </p><p>XM stock on rise</p>
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EffMeBoobs
10-20-2005, 03:58 PM
<p>Fezzie loved his Bucs. <br />
</p><p>Mexican Bucs cap on head. </p><p>He wore it so well. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
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Bulldogcakes
10-20-2005, 06:12 PM
<p>Haiku</p><p> </p><p>Gesundheit<br />
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torker
10-20-2005, 06:26 PM
<p>Say farewell smiling</p><p>Do not cry for Fez Marie</p><p>He lived to sixty</p>
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samnyc
10-20-2005, 07:42 PM
<p>mysterious fez</p><p>was he gay or was he straight</p><p>no one ever knew</p>
Furtherman
10-21-2005, 10:06 AM
<p>Last show bittersweet</p><p>Everyone was so funny</p><p>Except for Whatley</p>
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KennethC
10-21-2005, 10:56 AM
<p>Radio Host Trapped</p><p>Jaws of Life inadequate</p><p>Walter Hudson crane</p>
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torker
10-21-2005, 03:02 PM
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pure_waves
10-22-2005, 02:11 AM
<p>Goodbye Fez, Goodbye</p><p>Say hi to Stalin for me.</p><p>My first fuckin post!</p>
PapaBear
10-22-2005, 02:39 AM
<p>J Dubs must wonder</p><p>Bucs tattoo on my ass still?</p><p>I'll do it for Fez</p>
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DJEvelEd
10-22-2005, 06:38 AM
<p>Fez spent his whole life</p><p>making love to the wrong hole.</p><p>Shit in his pee slit</p>
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torker
10-22-2005, 10:33 AM
<p>Mister Whatley Dead</p><p>Howard moves to satellite</p><p>Bababooey y'all</p>
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torker
10-22-2005, 02:28 PM
<p>Jack Gilford saw it</p><p>Doyenne of the radio</p><p>Too fat for TV</p>
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samnyc
10-22-2005, 03:04 PM
ron read my haiku on the air this week. how do i enforce my copyright?
Tall_James
10-22-2005, 03:14 PM
<p>Hey - is that Fez there?</p><p>No, can't be him. He's dead man.</p><p>Then who stole my pie?</p>
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torker
10-22-2005, 07:41 PM
<p>Warned well in advance</p><p>Did not wear clean underpants</p><p>Big bloody skidmark</p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/RFnettorker.jpg" border="0" /> <em>I gots to know </em>
<font color=black>This message was edited by torker on 10-22-05 @ 11:43 PM</font>
<p>There's a woman in Niagra Falls</p><p>With pictures of her Fiance on the walls</p><p>And he'd often brag</p><p>about how they would shag</p><p>but leaves out the part about "her" balls.</p><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=5" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.gary-o.blogspot.com/">Check out my blog. I'd be witty here, but I gave up on that a while ago.</a>
<font color=black>This message was edited by Hosp on 10-23-05 @ 12:48 PM</font>
Recyclerz
10-23-2005, 03:19 PM
<p>Poor Fez-tradamus!</p><p>Wait! 'Bama did not cover?</p><p>Fuck him. Miss my cash</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>
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TheRealEddie
10-23-2005, 06:20 PM
<p><br />
</p><p> </p><p>Fez Marie Whatley<br />
</p><p>We all miss you horribly,</p><p>Even Mikey D. </p><p> </p>
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samnyc
10-30-2005, 04:56 PM
<p>An Inspiration</p><p>Murder at the Superbowl</p><p>Fed Acknowledged</p>
samnyc
11-14-2005, 09:10 PM
<p>Fez had heart attack</p><p>but he did not die today</p><p>back another day</p>
Furtherman
10-06-2006, 09:14 AM
<p>Trip to the doctor</p><p>A cowbell set Fezzy off</p><p>Gravy bowl Monday</p>
rooter
10-06-2006, 11:11 AM
<p> </p><p>Too ill to go play<br />the great fatty pneumonia <br />had sex with pastry <br /><br /></p><p><br />Worst football gambler<br />Had a Flair for cattyness<br />I miss soundboard Fez<br /></p>
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Plethora
10-06-2006, 12:11 PM
<p>t-bird was his name<br />chasing fake tail was his game<br />farewell toddy boy<br /><br /></p><p>a day of sadness<br />send along a classy gift<br />a nice centerpiece<br /><br /></p><p>he loved virginia<br />he loved the 'skins a lot too<br />ashes to fairfax<br /><br /></p>
Recyclerz
10-06-2006, 12:55 PM
<p>Wait, is he dead yet?</p><p>But the party is paid for.</p><p>scratch, scratch from below.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
torker
10-06-2006, 02:33 PM
<p>Oh my Delta Dawn</p><p>In my casket watching Ron</p><p>Two words: Chicken Parmed </p>
Furtherman
12-07-2006, 09:19 AM
<p>Can you hear in hell?</p><p>A ghost in the studio.</p><p>Urin stain in cup.</p>
Tenbatsuzen
12-07-2006, 09:31 AM
<p>Kind of Looked Homeless</p><p>Everyone's Feelings are hurt</p><p>Let us make things right</p><p> </p>
johnniewalker
12-07-2006, 09:34 AM
<p>There are seven dicks</p><p>Even though I have one ass </p><p>There is room for eight </p>
DJEvelEd
12-07-2006, 01:52 PM
<p>Cum drips from his ass</p><p>Shit swirled semen fills the street</p><p>Is it safe to eat?</p>
RapistWit
12-07-2006, 03:44 PM
<p>Fez died needs tribute</p><p>who will write a touching song</p><p>bill stables chosen </p><p> </p>
<p>Left this world so young</p><p>At least he was past his prime</p><p>Cane Pole Gang's revenge? </p>
feralBoy
12-07-2006, 04:13 PM
<p>A seance for Fez. </p><p>We must chant. Faggot...Faggot...</p><p>I can hear his voice</p>
feralBoy
12-07-2006, 04:23 PM
Fez, how did you die?<br />Razzle Dazzle, Board Gossip.<br />Rumour has it...AIDS.
DJEvelEd
12-11-2006, 10:23 AM
<p>Fez has fuck scabs in</p><p>his ass. He picks them and eats</p><p>them. Don't shake his hand.</p>
ralphbxny
12-11-2006, 12:40 PM
<p>soundboard fez is great</p><p>has 7 but has room for 8</p><p>thaaaaankkkkyoooouuuu!</p>
Furtherman
10-07-2009, 08:15 AM
Just in case this goes
Like that one Gervais movie
Please don't haunt me Fez
Death Metal Moe
10-07-2009, 09:27 AM
Let's not even joke
You know Fez is paranoid
Keep it positive
TheMojoPin
10-07-2009, 09:29 AM
His fatness brings death
Order the salad instead
We all post like Dude!
ShowerBench
10-07-2009, 09:35 AM
a scope in both ends
will he ever awaken?
live, baby hitler
Death Metal Moe
10-07-2009, 09:38 AM
Fez will surely build
A new "Enemies List" now
From this very thread
TheMojoPin
10-07-2009, 09:52 AM
Eh, Fez can go screw
His madness will destroy him
Let's pet the bunny
~Katja~
10-07-2009, 09:54 AM
Fez will surely build
A new "Enemies List" now
From this very thread
does he still hate
all the people that
posted in this thread
4 years ago?
Furtherman
10-07-2009, 09:58 AM
does he still hate
all the people that
posted in this thread
4 years ago?
So not a haiku
5, 7, 5 is the rule
This German prose stinks
~Katja~
10-07-2009, 10:00 AM
So not a haiku
5, 7, 5 is the rule
This German prose stinks
I was not working on
the haiku bit
I just wanted to post
like dude!
TheMojoPin
10-07-2009, 10:05 AM
Please post a haiku
Or take your fat ass away
Sausage and gummi
ozzie
10-07-2009, 10:54 AM
His fatness brings death
Order the salad instead
We all post like Dude!
I can not believe
This made me spit out my coke
Mojo owns this thread
opie's twisted balls
10-07-2009, 12:49 PM
Stinky shirt and all
A secret that is not
Who will feed Scruffy
Servo
10-07-2009, 12:50 PM
Open wide. Take it.
How could this get any worse?
Surprise! Fingercuffs.
GregoryJoseph
10-07-2009, 12:51 PM
Fez Marie Whatley
Alas, we hardly knew ye!
Did you know yourself?
TheMojoPin
10-07-2009, 01:58 PM
Gvac drove him mad
GregoryJoseph is worse
Death by nemesis
Charlie_Don't_Surf
10-07-2009, 02:18 PM
His heart was golden,
Although he had never known,
What cum tasted like.
furie
10-07-2009, 03:20 PM
Fez had a vision
but he was misunderstood
did you like his beard?
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GregoryJoseph
10-07-2009, 03:36 PM
What does death feel like?
Falling backwards forever
Fez was not relieved
disneyspy
10-07-2009, 03:45 PM
in ass he took it
and also into his mouth
cameras, sicko
Charlie_Don't_Surf
10-07-2009, 03:49 PM
Fez got a secret,
Buried deep, under the snow,
Not just wind that blows.
Furtherman
09-24-2010, 09:47 AM
Boil and trouble
Four winds will carry him west
Jersey has diners
Gutter
09-24-2010, 10:50 AM
a life of beard porn
awkward lisp now gone from show
bathroom full of piss.
CountryBob
09-24-2010, 10:57 AM
Fez has proven that
not listening to friends
Creates stress for all
Congrats assholes when he dies you get your wish
docgoblin
09-24-2010, 04:45 PM
Congrats assholes when he dies you get your wish
That is not in proper haiku form. I'm afraid your post will not be accepted for consideration.
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