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sr71blackbird
10-16-2005, 04:30 AM
<p>Someone in my office came by my desk to ask if I had a screw driver for eye glasses, and I did have one on my Swiss Army Champ that I have at work.&nbsp; They said someone had told them to ask me because I have &quot;everything&quot;. <br />I have scissors, tape, post its, band aids, alcohol wipes, mini-medical kit, Tylenol, rubber bands, plastic forks, spoons and knives.&nbsp; I have batterys, disketts, crackers, zip lock bags, the Swiss Champ that has pretty much everything you need, nail clippers, tweezers, flash lights, can and bottle openers. I have it all!</p><p>Anyone else like me? Anyone have more stuff, or who has stuff thats even better??</p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.swissknifeshop.co.uk/swisschampxlt.gif" width="257" border="0" /></p><p>Is anyone &quot;That Guy&quot;, but for a different reason??</p><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8" border="0" /> <strong>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and </strong><strong>creation!</strong><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#ff0000"><font size="1">Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</font></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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A.J.
10-16-2005, 05:31 AM
<p>Is anyone &quot;That Guy&quot;, but for a different reason??</p><p>Yes - I once wore the shirt of a band I was going to see.</p>

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ozzie
10-16-2005, 06:00 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yes - I once wore the shirt of a band I was going to see.</p><img src="http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg" border="0" /> A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.<font color="#ff0000"><strong>Red Sox Nation</strong></font><p>I was thinking the same thing when I read the title.&nbsp; Nice one AJ.</p><p>I manage 50 people, so I pretty much have to be &quot;That Guy&quot;.&nbsp; I at least make sure that I've got enough over the counter meds and first aid supplies&nbsp;in my office to keep most people from having to leave work with minor boo-boo's and ailments.&nbsp; </p><p>At my last job, we were working so much overtime (avg'd 90 hrs a week&nbsp;for over two months)&nbsp;and asking so much of each other and our employees that we even started making them sit down to pot luck dinners and force feeding them vegetables and real food to keep them from binging on fast food and the snack machine, and even started handing out supplemental vitamins.&nbsp; At one point, the female shop lead that worked for me tried to give me a B-12 shot.&nbsp; That's when I realized we'd probably hit our limit.</p><p>We were young and ambitious then, and yes, stupid, but I still pack a pretty heavy med bag with me just in case, and because we have sheet metal, CNC machining, waterjet and a comprehensive wiring facility and paint and finishing dept... there's not much that we can't make or fix, and it's a daily chore to make sure that we're actually working on aircraft parts and not someone's kid's science project.&nbsp; The admin and engineers are constantly sneaking over to our shop to have something fixed or made.</p><p>But even in the beginning, when there were only 5 of us starting up this company, I was pretty much &quot;that guy&quot;, and had to take to locking my office/shop up even if I went to lunch or to the head because people would help themselves to my office looking for what they needed first before considering going out and buying it.<br /></p>

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zathrus
10-16-2005, 06:16 AM
what no chocolate?<br />


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sr71blackbird
10-16-2005, 06:34 AM
I forgot to mention that with the rain we had this week, a girl in my office came in totally soaked and was complaining about her wet pants.&nbsp; I had a pair of sweats in my cabinet and gave them to her and she put them on (side Confession - it did arouse me, shes kinda hot) and wore them all day.&nbsp; I even lent her my umbrella and a poncho I had in the cabinet for when she went home.&nbsp; Oh, I had her wet pants and socks hanging up on the wall of my cubicle (we share the cubicle) and I had my fan blowing on them to dry them. <img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8" border="0" /> <strong>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</strong><font color="#ff0000"><font size="1">Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</font></font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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sr71blackbird
10-16-2005, 06:36 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Is anyone &quot;That Guy&quot;, but for a different reason?? <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yes - I once wore the shirt of a band I was going to see.</p><img src="http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg" border="0" /> A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.<font color="#ff0000"><strong>Red Sox Nation</strong></font><p><br />&nbsp;</p><p>I guess I am &quot;That Other Guy&quot;&nbsp; ...LOL</p>

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Death Metal Moe
10-16-2005, 09:31 AM
<p><font size="1">I forgot to mention that with the rain we had this week, a girl in my office came in totally soaked and was complaining about her wet pants.&nbsp; I had a pair of sweats in my cabinet and gave them to her and she put them on (side Confession - it did arouse me, shes kinda hot) and wore them all day.&nbsp; I even lent her my umbrella and a poncho I had in the cabinet for when she went home.&nbsp; Oh, I had her wet pants and socks hanging up on the wall of my cubicle (we share the cubicle) </font></p><p>And how long did it take for you to add the pants to the collection of used tissues, stray hairs and utensils that you have from her?</p><p>Freak.</p>

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HBox
10-16-2005, 09:33 AM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">Anyone else like me?</font></p><p>I'm sure SOMEBODY does.<br />
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Death Metal Moe
10-16-2005, 09:43 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="0">Anyone else like me? </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">I'm sure SOMEBODY does.</font></font><br /></p><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="0"><img src="http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7449/georgesig0mm.jpg" border="0" /> AAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!1<br /></font>AAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!1

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Yosammity
10-16-2005, 01:10 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I forgot to mention that with the rain we had this week, a girl in my office came in totally soaked and was complaining about her wet pants.&nbsp; I had a pair of sweats in my cabinet and gave them to her and she put them on (side Confession - it did arouse me, shes kinda hot) and wore them all day.&nbsp; I even lent her my umbrella and a poncho I had in the cabinet for when she went home.&nbsp; Oh, I had her wet pants and socks hanging up on the wall of my cubicle (we share the cubicle) and I had my fan blowing on them to dry them. <p><br />Why dry them?</p><p>Shoulda left them moist.</p>

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Bill From Yorktown
10-16-2005, 01:23 PM
<p>Swiss army knife in pocket; leatherman, some band aids,&nbsp;cell phone, and&nbsp;a mr sharpie in knapsack at all times.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yes this is just for work.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If venturing forth (hiking, geocaching, etc) - waterproof matches, buck knife, gps, and a couple yards of 1/8 inch line.</p>

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smiler grogan
10-16-2005, 02:07 PM
In my bag i always have a bottle of&nbsp; ether and rag, blackjack, throwing star, knumchucks, butterfly knife, 20 sided die, candy, picture of norton, and my scratch and sniff sticker book from 2nd grade.<div><br /></div>

Bama
10-16-2005, 02:36 PM
I yell &quot;free bird&quot; whenever I see a band play. I'm that guy.<br />


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Lumber
10-16-2005, 02:58 PM
I keep a left handed smoke shifter in my car just in case...

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Tall_James
10-16-2005, 03:10 PM
<p>Have I got a girl for you...</p><p><img height="477" src="http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10102000/10102433.jpg" width="385" border="0" /></p>

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sr71blackbird
10-16-2005, 04:00 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p><u><img height="99" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:VT9WP7O1C6cJ:www.enviro-explorers.com/kestrel_web_pages/baby_wipes.jpg" width="99" border="0" /></u></p><p><u>I also have one of these <img height="15" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/topicicons/thumbsup.gif" width="15" border="0" /></u></p><p><img height="123" src="http://www.harvardpilgrim.mimrx.com/harvard/SiteImages/PrdImages/200x200/0300450295125.JPG" width="144" border="0" /></p><p><u>And these!!</u></p>

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JPMNICK
10-16-2005, 04:02 PM
<p>jesus christ, how long have you been at this job where you have all of this shit on hand!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I am the guy around my office who debunks all false emails. like when I get the ones about gang initiation&nbsp;or virus' that are spreading. i will immediatly send an email back and tell them it is un-true</p>


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Death Metal Moe
10-16-2005, 04:12 PM
I'm the one who keeps rubbing up against you on the bus for waaaay too long.

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UtopiaBanished
10-20-2005, 05:35 PM
<p>apparently im &quot;that guy&quot; who shows no emotion while at shows or at a game.</p><p>particularly shows, im the ass that stands in the middle of the &quot;floor&quot; arms folded with no facial expression, almost as if im too good for this shit, when inside im as giddy as a school girl</p>

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Death Metal Moe
10-20-2005, 05:36 PM
<p>particularly shows, im the ass that stands in the middle of the &quot;floor&quot; arms folded with no facial expression, almost as if im too good for this shit, when inside im as giddy as a school girl</p><p>I'd take that guy anyday over the fucking band that gets 20 of their crew to show up, then they all leave right after their own set is done. </p><p>Fucking punk bitches.</p>

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Gvac
10-22-2005, 12:58 PM
The briefcase I take to and from work every day is filled with every possible gadget and pharmaceutical known to man.

Monty Hall would go broke trying to find something I don't have in there.

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torker
10-22-2005, 01:08 PM
<p>Twice this week I missed a spot shaving.&nbsp; Now I keep these at work:</p><p><img height="250" src="http://www.expresschemist.co.uk/pics/products/6015/2/bicclassic10.jpg" width="127" border="0" /></p>

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furie
10-22-2005, 02:13 PM
i'm the guy who hordes supplies, and when people come looking for stuff, lies about not having<br />&nbsp;anything.


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WRESTLINGFAN
11-24-2005, 04:14 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Twice this week I missed a spot shaving.&nbsp; Now I keep these at work:</p><p><img height="250" src="http://www.expresschemist.co.uk/pics/products/6015/2/bicclassic10.jpg" width="127" border="0" /></p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/RFnettorker.jpg" border="0" /> <em>I gots to know <em>Ouch!!! I need a razor with at least 2 blades<br /></em></em>Ouch!!! I need a razor with at least 2 blades

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landarch
12-08-2005, 06:53 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>apparently im &quot;that guy&quot; who shows no emotion while at shows or at a game.</p><p>particularly shows, im the ass that stands in the middle of the &quot;floor&quot; arms folded with no facial expression, almost as if im too good for this shit, when inside im as giddy as a school girl</p>topia Banished Melodic Death from NY <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/47118/currentpage/1/messageid/www.utopiabanished.com">Utopia Banished</a><br />I really thought there was something wrong with me for the same reason.&nbsp; My wife and I went to see BB King when he played at the state theater in NJ two years ago.&nbsp; It was honestly a lifetime dream come true for me and I can't wait to see him again.&nbsp; My wife was upset because she thought we wasted the tickets by not selling them at the door.&nbsp; <br />

Furtherman
12-08-2005, 07:06 AM
<p>I'm the guy who gets set on fire.&nbsp; I'm the guy that falls from tall buildings.&nbsp; I roll brand new cars.&nbsp; I jump open drawbridges.&nbsp; I'll even tarzan from a vine.&nbsp; I make Clint Eastwood and&nbsp;Robert Redford look good.&nbsp; I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm that Fall guy.</p><p><img height="212" src="http://timstvshowcase.com/fallguy0.jpg" width="264" border="0" /></p><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7" border="0" />

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Justice4all
12-10-2005, 10:01 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Have I got a girl for you...</p><p><img height="477" src="http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10102000/10102433.jpg" width="385" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5">James...you are absolutely priceless! That was fucking classic. You have my vote for 'best poster ever!'<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /></font><br /></p>


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fezident
12-11-2005, 10:15 AM
<p>I'm soooo that guy.</p><p>The other day, I did something nice for a stranger.&nbsp; He was very appreciative and thanked me several times.&nbsp; </p><p>I told him to &quot;pay it forward&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and then I ran away because I'm such a shween.</p>

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