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clubberlang

10-15-2005, 12:16 PM

<div>the old comedy central show "pulp comics" featuring the thespian skills of billy staples is on time warner city cable in new york. go to comedy central on demand, channel 1005, and play pulp comics show with dave attell. billy has a speaking roll as a mental patient.</div>

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Yosammity

10-15-2005, 01:17 PM

Thanks for the tip.  I just watched it!

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spoon

10-15-2005, 02:49 PM

Does Billy come with an easy button too?

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mikeyboy

10-15-2005, 03:55 PM

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j3lehane

10-15-2005, 06:09 PM

I could Body-Double for Staples.Congrats Billy,but call into the show !!!

Snoogans

10-15-2005, 07:04 PM

Bill looks like a 300 pound david hasselhoff in those pictures 

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curtoid

10-15-2005, 07:18 PM

<img height="180" src="http://www.staples.com/sbd/img/cat/std/s0043573_std.jpg" width="180" border="0" />STAPLES ON STAPLES

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10-15-2005, 07:30 PM

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Death Metal Moe

10-15-2005, 07:31 PM

Billy looks like a pro wrestler....that swallowed 20 Luchadors in those pictures. Way to slim down Staples!

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Yosammity

10-16-2005, 03:11 AM

Do you think that that pic was:1) pre-staple,2) post-first staple/pre-second staple, or3) post second staple?

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Death Metal Moe

10-16-2005, 09:24 AM

That's a pretty nice head lock that orderly has on The Staples Man.  Quick bit of trivia for you folks:Can anyone identify who the orderly taking down Staples is?

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Death Metal Moe

10-16-2005, 09:25 AM

I also have to add that with the hair up, Staples kinda looks like a swollen Mork from Ork.

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j3lehane

10-16-2005, 03:13 PM

Just don't pull a Crhis Farley/John Candy.....Call in the
SHOW...R&F are the only ones who can save you from yourself.Ask Ron
about his Miocardial n Canned Ham 12 step POgram,and his Rap
Sheet...conspiracy,conspiracy to conspire,conspiracy for PIRACY,illegal
ching chong impersonations,and a chinese laundry list of even more
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JPMNICK

10-16-2005, 07:33 PM

i think Billy looked like Artie Lang in those pics.  

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giannidesk

10-17-2005, 06:46 AM

quote:  Quick bit of trivia for you folks:Can anyone identify who the orderly taking down Staples is? Is it Jack LaLane ????

j3lehane

10-17-2005, 09:40 PM

No it's definitely NOT Jack LaLane....not even Jerry LeHanehttp://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigJerryHotDateCollage.jpg

giannidesk

10-19-2005, 05:31 AM

I watched the Staples piece last night. It's also on Comcast digital cable on demand.Billy has re-reached an all-time low.He plays a mental patient, and his acting is as usual - hideous.Billy - if you can hear me - give up show business and get back to answering the phones for Ron & Fez.This is your niche - this is where you are funny!