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Fezzie-Lo
10-12-2005, 07:37 PM
<p>Ok, I need some advice here. This girl I know from HS who has been out on the west coast since then and I haven't been able to see her. She just got a job as a flight attendant and informed me she will frequently be stopped at JFK for several hours at a time. </p><p>So to just put it bluntly...Does anyone know any places out around there where I could pick her up on her downtime and just fuck the shit out of her? </p>
Fezzie-Lo
10-12-2005, 07:39 PM
Thats John Fitzgerald Kennedy International Airport in Queens, NY&nbsp;and not the radio station near Fez' soon to be final resting place btw.
mdr55
10-12-2005, 07:39 PM
Your car.<br />
PapaBear
10-12-2005, 07:40 PM
<p>Take her for a ride on one of these...</p><p><img height="314" src="http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/baggage-handling-system-carousel.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p>

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<center>1 people are so scared of 9 people</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center>
Snoogans
10-12-2005, 07:40 PM
you couldnt find a place in that entire airport?<br />


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Fezzie-Lo
10-12-2005, 07:41 PM
I agree with the principal MDR, but I really need an arena where I could fully utilize the talents of the female here. An automobile would not suffice.
mikeyboy
10-12-2005, 07:42 PM
I think you're out of luck.&nbsp; They never have hotels near airports.

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Fezzie-Lo
10-12-2005, 07:43 PM
I guess I left out a key point here, my fault. I'm not looking to drop 179 bucks a pop, etc...
Fezzie-Lo
10-12-2005, 07:44 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Take her for a ride on one of these...</p><p><img height="314" src="http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/baggage-handling-system-carousel.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/5118751057lcopy.jpg" border="0" />1 people are so scared of 9 peopleWHATSOEVER...I could never get it up on that thing, I'd just keep thinking about Kramer coming flying out of the chute on that one episode of Seinfeld. <br />
samnyc
10-12-2005, 07:59 PM
a maintenance room in the airport - it's private and when you're done you can mop her down.
WhistlePig
10-13-2005, 01:33 PM
Move to an apartment near the airport or buy a nice windowless child molester van with a bed in the back.

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Yosammity
10-13-2005, 03:48 PM
<p>My place.</p><p>Just don't look in the closet.</p><p>And ignore the small red light peeking out from behind a mound of dirty clothes.</p>

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Bulldogcakes
10-13-2005, 04:04 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>I think you're out of luck. They never have hotels near airports.

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<font color=black>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 10-13-05 @ 8:06 PM</font>