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El Mudo

10-12-2005, 08:09 AM

<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2188462">http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2188462</a>Good for Nomar....its always great to see athletes with good hearts who really care about people...

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Snoogans

10-12-2005, 08:13 AM

Too bad he could never grab a baseball like that 

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TheMojoPin

10-12-2005, 02:01 PM

GodDAMN, I love that man.

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Snoogans

10-12-2005, 02:03 PM

his uncle is cooler. He jumped off the balcony. If Nomar tried that, he
woulda tore his hamstring and someone woulda had to save him 

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TheMojoPin

10-12-2005, 02:04 PM

I will admit, my first thought after reading this was, "fuck, he's injured AGAIN."Dude jumps into the water and saves two women and is fine, but tries to run down the baseline to 1st like he has thousands of times and his groin explodes.  Go figure.Funny thing was, he missed them on the first try and didn't actually snag the women until after he readjusted his batting gloves 68 times.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> Dancing with the women at the bar... << He knows his Claret from his Beaujolais >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

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Fallon

10-12-2005, 02:11 PM

Nomaaaaaar! This guy has the sex appeal of Authur Ashes papercuts. Nomaaaaaar!<img width="320" height="240" border="0" src="http://www.koentertainmentcompany.com/KO%20Entertainment/jim-norton.jpg" /> 

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JimBeam

10-12-2005, 02:12 PM

He staged the whole thing.Scam !!!

I have balls !!!

A.J.

10-13-2005, 01:46 AM

He staged the whole thing.Nomar wants to be Veep?<img height="371" src="http://www.altfg.com/Stars/Contenderposter.jpg" width="250" border="0" />

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Tall_James

10-13-2005, 08:18 AM

Orlando Cabrera would've saved three instead of two and done it for less and been great in the clubhouse afterward.Ortiz would have waited until the last minute and there were 5 more girls in the water and then saved them all!ARod would've done an incredible job diving in, getting the girls, pulling them almost all the way to the shore... and then would've failed miserably at the end. Not to mention that the cold water would've done a number on his circulation/lips.Renteria definitely would have saved them, because it was a life or death situation. If he'd just gone in to get some kid's frisbee or something mundane, he probably would have jumped into the water and landed on a Duckboat, sinking it and killing dozens.Mueller's done this 10 times but you never heard a peep about it.Doug Mirabelli would have wanted to go in.  But, then he would realize that today was Varitek's turn again.  Unfortunately for the girls, Jason would be too worn out to make any meaningful attempts at being a lifesaver.Derek Jeter would make the successful rescue.  But, upon getting the girls back to the pier, he would see that they're both wearing "Jeter Swallows" T-shirts and would try and throw them both back in.Alex Cora would have saved them - and then still been called "Joey" (his brother's name) by all the reporters.Tony Graffanino would have swum out successfully to the girls.  But, when Kevin Youkilis throws the lifesaving ring out to him with his bad finger, Tony takes his eye off the buoy for just a moment.  But, it is just long enough to allow the float to go by - costing everyone their lives.Damon would have walked on the water until he got to them - then thrown them halfway back to the dock.Buck Showalter jumped in, grabbed the two girls, and was about ten feet from shore when Steinbrenner jumped into the water, pulled him away, and let Torre finish the rescue.If someone fell in the Harbor while Timlin was there, he would save them. Anyone in the Harbor before he arrived would drown.Manny would wonder what all the fuss was about followed by a double finger point salute to the girls.Derek Lowe would have bought the girls drinks all night and then fallen in with them.Gabe Kaple

Tall_James

10-13-2005, 08:19 AM

That list, courtesy of my sister-in-law.

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AppleBoy

10-13-2005, 08:36 AM

Nomar Saves Lives......but Chuck Floyd has guts.<img height="147" src="http://floydforcongress.com/images/floydphoto.jpg" width="128" border="0" />

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El Mudo

10-13-2005, 09:46 PM

Nice callback Appleboy!Dipping deep into the archives...

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