Countdown to Fez's Death Date [Archive]

JustJon

10-08-2005, 09:08 PM

We all know that Fez has dreamed about his death, but now you can countdown to October 23 on the frontpage of RonFez.Net.Click <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/home.cfm" target="_self">Home</a> from anywhere on the site and you can view the countdown clock above the Buzz. 


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TheMojoPin

10-08-2005, 09:15 PM

That's so horrible and hilarious at the same time.*Lights a candle*

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PapaBear

10-08-2005, 09:35 PM

Will Fez end up this list?<a href="http://www.brainyhistory.com/daysdeath/death_october_23.html" target="_self">Notable Deaths on October 23rd</a>

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<center>You say it, like it's a bad thing?!</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center><center>All Hail Queefsha!!!</center><center>I... oh we oh we oh... I think I want to know ya</center>

Gvac

10-08-2005, 11:00 PM

Thankfully Fez is going to die after he peaked.

At least we got to enjoy his brilliance before he left us.

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MrPink

10-08-2005, 11:57 PM

<a href="http://www.brainyhistory.com/daysdeath/death_october_23.html" target="_self">Notable Deaths on October 23rd</a>Uh to whom are these deaths notable? I have not heard of any of the people on that list...

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PapaBear

10-09-2005, 12:03 AM

I shouldn't have said "notable" as the site doesn't say it, however...You haven't heard of Al Jolson, Zane Grey, or Dutch Schultz?

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A.J.

10-09-2005, 12:23 AM

That's so sad...considering that Tampa Bay is playing well again.

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MrPink

10-09-2005, 01:30 AM

You haven't heard of Al Jolson, Zane Grey, or Dutch Schultz?Nope, I assume that they are people from "the old days" and I'm only 19.

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DarkHippie

10-09-2005, 04:17 AM

Thankfully Fez is going to die after he peaked. Yeah, but he peaked so long ago no one can remember it

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torker

10-09-2005, 07:15 AM

Hey, my autographed stuff is gonna go up in value.  Thanks Fez!  <img height="128" src="http://txgenes.com/TxGregg/art/Cemeteries/LakeviewMemorialGardens/WhatleyBonner_BerniceElvaAllen.jpg" width="345" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

10-09-2005, 07:52 AM

This is so morbid, it's hysterical.

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j3lehane

10-09-2005, 08:11 AM

My whole "FEZ MUST LIVE" campaign depends on Fez changing his meds or
reducing the dosage.It is probably not as likely that he is eating
before bedtime ,which would cause him disturbing
dreams.....Whooops.Maybe I should re-think this campaign and re-group.
I was assuming a toxic rection from meds overloading or BLOATING.Most
pills don't actually get dissolved that well in the stomach,so that
many times the "placebo effect" takes some of the edge off.Yet if all
of a sudden these pills build up toxicity and a strong effect is
felt,people don't realize what's happening and the mind goes crazy in
dreams trying to search for "PROBLEM SOLUTIONS",which creates masked
secondary fright dreams to alert the prson of danger/misdirection.Scary
dreams function to knock the dreamer out of complacency,like a nagging
tooth-ache is a signal to call the dentist.   It's an alarm
bell.

TheMojoPin

10-09-2005, 08:14 AM

quote: My whole "FEZ MUST LIVE" campaign depends on Fez changing his meds or reducing the dosage.It is probably not as likely that he is eating before bedtime ,which would cause him disturbing dreams.....Whooops.Maybe I should re-think this campaign and re-group. I was assuming a toxic rection from meds overloading or BLOATING.Most pills don't actually get dissolved that well in the stomach,so that many times the "placebo effect" takes some of the edge off.Yet if all of a sudden these pills build up toxicity and a strong effect is felt,people don't realize what's happening and the mind goes crazy in dreams trying to search for "PROBLEM SOLUTIONS",which creates masked secondary fright dreams to alert the prson of danger/misdirection.Scary dreams function to knock the dreamer out of complacency,like a nagging tooth-ache is a signal to call the dentist.   It's an alarm bell. <img height="240" src="http://www.monkeyview.net/id/393/default/huh.jpg" width="320" border="0" />Someone call Nurse Ratchet, stat!

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torker

10-09-2005, 08:35 AM

Oct. 24...Radio Autopsy w/ Dr. Michael Baden.<img height="127" src="http://myjaysonwilliams.com/images/baden.jpg" width="173" border="0" />             AWESOME!

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Yosammity

10-09-2005, 11:10 AM

quote: That's so sad...considering that Tampa Bay is playing well again. Well, they're losing to the Jets right now.  Maybe that's a sign.

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ADF

10-09-2005, 04:30 PM

quote:Someone call Nurse Ratchet, stat!

 
 Nurse Ratchet?  <img width="352" height="240" border="0" src="http://www1.agric.gov.ab.ca/$department/deptdocs.nsf/all/grc7077/$FILE/wrench%20-%20ratchet%20w%20deep%20socket.jpg" /> Oh, you mean Nurse Ratched. 

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bobrobot

10-09-2005, 04:47 PM

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JustJon

10-09-2005, 04:49 PM

quote:That's so horrible and hilarious at the same time.*Lights a candle*

 
It's not like we're trying to kill Fezzie, just count how much longer we'll have him to entertain us...

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Death Metal Moe

10-09-2005, 07:37 PM

Holy Shit.  I just realized that Unhallowed has recording time scheduled for the day Fez is scheduled to die!Say it ain't so Fez!!!

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EffMeBoobs

10-10-2005, 02:42 AM

Make sure you tribute your show to Fez.   He
should take Lunestra on the 22nd before he goes to bed.  So if he
does survive, he could wake up like they say in the commercials. 
A refreshed New Fez. 

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WHIT(EE)ARL

10-10-2005, 07:12 AM

i'll miss ya fezzie<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" /> im a little veclempt talk amongst ya selves

j3lehane

10-10-2005, 08:07 AM

quote: quote:  bedtime ,which would cause him disturbing dreams.....Whooops.Maybe I should re-think this campaign and re-group. I was assuming a TOXIC RECTION from meds overloading or BLOATING.Most people don't realize what's happening and the mind goes crazy in Someone call Nurse Ratchet, stat! I invented "TOXIC RECTION"   

This message was edited by PanterA on 10-10-05 @ 12:18 PM

wonderwoman

10-10-2005, 08:16 AM

quote: i'll miss ya fezzie<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" border="0" /> PLEASE SAY IT ISN'T SO  

This message was edited by PanterA on 10-10-05 @ 12:19 PM

Dirtybird12

10-10-2005, 08:21 AM

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booster11373

10-10-2005, 08:51 AM

I cant wait to hear the new and improved Ron Bennington show. Less jokes and more intelligent talk coming soon to XM 202

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

PanterA

10-10-2005, 10:19 AM

Jon and I have already registered the domain name Ron.Net so you all dont have to worry about where the site will be Oct.24th.

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booster11373

10-10-2005, 10:46 AM

Does he want his ashes spread off a bridge by little children wearing adult sized halloween masks while George Clooney says a few kind words from the Luther vandross bible

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

KennethC

10-10-2005, 11:20 AM

I've come up with a design that I think would look great on Whatley's tombstone:<img height="313" src="http://salvia.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/optical_illusion_black-white1.gif" width="423" border="0" />

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Furtherman

10-10-2005, 11:21 AM

This isn't a new revelation.  The Aztec's predicted Fez's demise over a thousand years ago.  As you can see in the picture, right before the statement that the world will end on December 23st, 2012, they stated Happy Man From North Swamp Forrest Fez dies October 23rd, 2005:<img height="253" src="http://www.nonduality.com/12742.jpg" width="298" border="0" />Historians note that the "North Swamp Forrest" was the Aztec name for the area of present day Florida.  The lable "Happy" however, has a couple of different meanings.Anyway, we'll miss you Fez.   

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Hottub

10-10-2005, 11:57 AM

Fezzie. I'm gonna miss you.See you in Hell, my friend!

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j3lehane

10-10-2005, 04:17 PM

What's the significance of Fez's dream images? The date only hits
me(Oct 23) as when GIANT BRIAN,former producer for R&F
2004-2005,was supposed to have blurted out that he'd return to R&F
after his job with Philly/John Debella ended.This has been denied by
Perrynoid and Mikeyboy,so it was a big fat surprise when he repeated
the stunt(BRIAN) if you listen to Perrynoid's CLIP,just to show you I
don't make this stuff up.The interview with GIANT BRIAN mentions
ME/Jerry at the end and Brian says I was right(even though he doesn't
remember who I am)/(he personally booked me earlier in the year on WJFK
20 min R&F interview of ME segment about Life on Mars and my
GHOSTWRITING). Brian was admittedly very
drunk when he made the FIRST announcement over the phone from a
bathroom in VEGAS. So that made his claim VERRRRRY
deniable.
Fez may feel that Ron is throwing him U N D E R the B U S/run over by a
bus when he brings up (in Fez's mind,the Minister of
Sinister ....{crowd noise AAAHHHHHH}...Mikey D )or maybe GIANT BRIAN
figures into this MIX somehow.How did Brian and Fez get along before?
Does Fez dread a repeat?If the death dream is recent,does it coincide
with Brian signing? SSSSHHHHHHH HUSH,we must not know
these things...it is forbidden. See if any of this makes
sense next month*Write  it down in your diary.Put it carefully in the
bottom of your cedar HOPE CHEST. Fez really
misses those little drives to and from work with Mikey
D. Can you say
Pathfinder? 

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TheMojoPin

10-10-2005, 04:41 PM

I had no idea Arkham Asylum had internet access.Huh!

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Batch^Master

10-10-2005, 05:06 PM

You all know this means that we will all have to attend the service,it will take all of our strength to carry the casket... 

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Death Metal Moe

10-10-2005, 08:37 PM

I really think Fez's dreams point to life on Mars.  E-mail me for some pictures and a 6 page response.

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j3lehane

10-11-2005, 07:41 AM

20,000 Death Metal posts can't be wrong. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" />   Hummmm...where did the TIME go?..tick tock.tock..tick 

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JustJon

10-11-2005, 09:11 AM

In addition to Ron.Net, we're working on RonStaples.Net, RonDukes.Net and several other potential new show related urls. 

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yomudder21

10-11-2005, 10:42 AM

If he keeps picking gophers and frogs, then it will not be a surprise to me if someone gets a little upset and gives him a visit on the 23rd.  He may just die from the blood loss of two missing thumbs.

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