The Winner Is... Fake Dog Testicle Creator

[FUNKMAN]

<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051007/ap_on_fe_st/ig_nobels" target="_self">You Can't Even Make This Shit Up</a></p><p></p><p>&quot;Considering my parents thought I was an idiot when I was a kid, this is a great honor,&quot; he said. &quot;I wish they were alive to see it.&quot;</p><p></p>

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[Judge Smails]

<p>Quote:</p><p>&quot;Two researchers at Newcastle University in England monitored the brain activity of locusts as they watched clips from the movie &quot;Star Wars.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'd like to try some of whatever these guys were smoking when they came up with this one.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile,
when his shorts are too tight in the seat"

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>They all said he was nuts, but he had the balls to do it.</p><p>Wow, I'm ashamed for myself.</p>

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[Tall_James]

Good for him.&nbsp; I hope he makes even more money.

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[DarkHippie]

My dog thanks him.&nbsp; Now he doesn't curl up in shame when another dog sniffs his dick

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[GwEnYpOo]

just to freak my boyfriend iout i think i'll buyh a pair and tape'em to my vag .

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img width="179" height="251" border="0" src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20051006/capt.bx50010062333.ignobel_awards_bx500.jpg?x=180&y=251&sig=ggW_9boHVuCeELMF4xlSkw--" /></p><p>&quot;And
just to prove how safe they are, I've had them installed on myself! Not
just a the Neuticles president, but also a client!&quot;&nbsp;</p>

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"A dog recently saved his owner's life, because he had been trained to dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address 'woof, woof.'"-Norm MacDonald

[sr71blackbird]

<p>&quot;Two researchers at Newcastle University in England monitored the brain activity of locusts as they watched clips from the movie &quot;Star Wars.&quot;</p><p>The locusts were watching the movie or the reasearchers?</p>

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[Skellington]

NUTICLESSSS!&nbsp; If they ever make nuticles with the chinese therapy ball jingle sound, my dog is so getting them...not.

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[DarkHippie]

If you wanna fuck with a dog, get him the kind that sqeak like a chew toy.&nbsp; Hilarity ensews

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[FUNKMAN]

somebody said this guys favorite football play is the sack...

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[Coach]

The dog nuts thingers have been around for a few years.

If I wanted to hear you moan, I would've Fucked You!