View Full Version : Japanese Robots will kill us!!!!
booster11373
10-04-2005, 06:23 AM
<p><span class="vitstorydeck"><strong><font size="4">Japanese firms study robots as companions for aging population </font></strong><br /></span></p><p><span class="vitstorydeck">First it was robot soliders in Iraq, Then it was that creepy Japanese woman robot now this</span></p><p><span class="vitstorydeck"> Japanese companies are investigating the possibilities of robotic companions for Japan's growing elderly population, concurrent with young people's declining willingness or ability to care for the aged. Honda and Toyota, for example, are developing a humanoid robot that can walk, talk, and Kill.</span></p><p><span class="vitstorydeck">Wake up people!!!!!!!</span></p><p><span class="vitstorydeck"><a href="http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/registration/register.jsp?fw=http://www.wfaa.com/s/dws/bus/columnists/all/stories/093005dnbusworldview.1b969a1b.html" target="_self">http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/registration/register.jsp?fw=http://www.wfaa.com/s/dws/bus/columnists/all/stories/093005dnbusworldview.1b969a1b.html</a></span></p><p><span class="vitstorydeck">robot soliders in Iraq thread</span></p><p><span class="vitstorydeck"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/87/Topic/43535/page/Robot_soldiers_bound_for_Iraq.htm" target="_self">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/87/Topic/43535/page/Robot_soldiers_bound_for_Iraq.htm</a></span></p>
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DarkHippie
10-04-2005, 08:15 AM
Do they all look like Jude Law?
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XMRonFez
10-04-2005, 08:33 PM
As long as their not Robotic Gorilla's we should be ok...
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SilentSpic
10-04-2005, 09:43 PM
Since I am representing the elderly, can these robots fuck like humans?<br />
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-04-2005, 10:20 PM
But I thought we hated the aged.
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booster11373
10-05-2005, 08:50 AM
Once they kill all the old people and gorrilas they will turn on the rest of us. Its right there in the Bible
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Death Metal Moe
10-05-2005, 08:54 AM
Also,penguins ain't in the Bible, so they ain't natural. Read you're Bible.
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Stankfoot
10-06-2005, 06:49 PM
<p> </p><p><img height="318" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/gigantor.jpg" width="280" border="0" /></p>
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Judge Smails
10-06-2005, 06:58 PM
<p>I don't know about you guys, but I signed up with Old Glory Insurance as soon as I heard about this.</p><p>I suggest you do the same ASAP.</p><p>Heres a link:</p><p><a href="http://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_hi.html">http://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_hi.html</a></p><p> </p>
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Judge Smails
10-07-2005, 05:24 AM
<p>Noe they're making robot cats:</p><p><a href="http://www.funmansion.com/html/Necoro-Robotic-Cat.html">http://www.funmansion.com/html/Necoro-Robotic-Cat.html</a></p><p>Someone needs to stop the Japanese before the robots become self-aware.</p><p> </p>
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Batch^Master
10-08-2005, 05:02 PM
They have robotic fish too, freaky looking..<br />
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smiler grogan
10-08-2005, 05:17 PM
Whats next with all this MADNESS?<div>robotic powered robots its an abomination!!!!!!</div>
sr71blackbird
10-08-2005, 05:25 PM
<p>Here is what they look like :</p><p><img src="http://cours.cegep-st-jerome.qc.ca/530-lem-p.l/images/Hajime6.JPG" border="0" /></p><p><img height="486" src="http://www.xplanefreeware.net/~sean/tutorials/windows/sorayama1.jpg" width="379" border="0" /></p>
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Batch^Master
10-10-2005, 05:13 PM
<h2><strong>I changed my mind - I like em now...</strong></h2>
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FUNKMAN
10-10-2005, 05:28 PM
<p><img height="288" src="http://cours.cegep-st-jerome.qc.ca/530-lem-p.l/images/Hajime6.JPG" width="246" border="0" /></p><p>speaking of " handy "...</p>
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Stankfoot
10-10-2005, 06:51 PM
<p><font size="2">And even more diabolical.. a robot Flavor Flav!</font></p><p><img height="359" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/twiki.jpg" width="287" border="0" /></p>
PapaBear
10-10-2005, 06:56 PM
Beedy beedy beedy...
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Evilpete
10-10-2005, 08:06 PM
the Japs peaked with R. O. B.<br />
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Furtherman
12-27-2005, 11:26 AM
<p>This is how it begins. Soon we will be fighting them in the streets. Hiding under the bones of our brothers.</p><p><span class="primeColor"><a href="http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20051219/awarerobot_tec.html?source=rss" target="_self">Robot Demonstrates Self Awareness</a></span></p><span class="primeColor">A new robot can recognize the difference between a mirror image of itself and another robot that looks just like it. </span><span class="primeColor"><p>This so-called mirror image cognition is based on artificial nerve cell groups built into the robot's computer brain that give it the ability to recognize itself and acknowledge others. </p><p>The ground-breaking technology could eventually lead to robots able to express emotions. </p><p> </p><p>Emotions! As in, I'm tied of doing your dishes human, I'm going to do your children instead, then kill you with this chainsaw.</p></span>
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booster11373
01-23-2006, 07:58 PM
<h2>January 23, 2006</h2><h3>Robot shoots home X-rays</h3><span class="perm">04:48 PM </span><span class="cat"><a href="http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/archives/cat_body.php">body </a>+ <a href="http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/archives/cat_robots.php">robots </a></span><p>Scott Banks, a <a href="http://www.ufl.edu/">University of Florida </a>engineer has designed a robot to take X-ray video of sufferers of orthopaedic injuries as they walk, climb stairs, or pursue other normal activities.</p><p>Take away X-rays and you have <strong>Robot shoots home</strong></p><p>And who lives in homes, People</p>
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Recyclerz
01-23-2006, 08:19 PM
I think I'd rather take my chances with their robots than with their nurses if this is what goes on
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-01-23T140431Z_01_T225424_RTRUKOC_0_US-JAPAN-CRIME.xml
Ouch! I'm guessing there is some latent resentment about all that bukkake stuff after all.
edit: Sorry about the link. I can't get to the editing tools right now. Cut & paste it if you want to be freaked out. Try this one
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4638946.stm
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fezident
01-23-2006, 08:44 PM
<p>When the war breaks out, my money is on the monkeys. Monkey hate technology.</p>
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Coach
01-23-2006, 09:36 PM
<p>just as long as it doesn't look like this:</p><p>http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/4405/4463cf624ca0adaa85256f920068ef.th.gif (http://img41.imageshack.us/my.php?image=4463cf624ca0adaa85256f920068ef.gif)</p>
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