Legless Football Player

[Judge Smails]

<p>Yeah, that's right - I said legless football player.&nbsp; Big whoop.&nbsp; So what, you want to fight about it?</p><p>Anyway, there's a series of pictures.&nbsp; Feel free to click through them.&nbsp; I'm punching out.</p><p><a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/09/27/gallery.martin/content.1.html">http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/09/27/gallery.martin/content.1.html</a></p><div><img alt="At 3-feet, 112 pounds, Martin is a backup varsity..." src="http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/09/27/gallery.martin/014216618.jpg" border="0" /></div>

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[MrPink]

Is this another WWE gimmick?

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[PapaBear]

FINALLY!!! No more &quot;turf toe&quot;.

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[A.J.]

Does he play halfback?

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[Bama]

I see I wasn't the only one watching Family Guy last night. Paddy rules. <br />


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[Mike Teacher]

<p>puts the 'special' in special teams</p>

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[CaptClown]

<p>What kind of excuse could you use for him tackling you?</p>

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[walking joint]

<p>What kind of excuse could you use for him tackling you?</p><p>you didn't see him?</p>

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[terryc35]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>What kind of excuse could you use for him tackling you?</p>Director of the C.Y.A. Society. Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army Poison Clan rocks the world He went for my legs...<br />

[Fallon]

How do you chop block him?<br />


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[FUNKMAN]

this guy put his football pants on no leg at a time...

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[Mike Teacher]

<p>&nbsp;'OK everyone take a knee'</p>

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[Doctor Manhattan]

<font color="#990000" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #990000; font-family: verdana">I don't like to tell people they can't do something because of a disability, but there are certain things you can't do sometimes. </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #990000; font-family: verdana">If you're blind, you can't be a sniper</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"> <p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #990000; font-family: verdana">If you're deaf, you can't be a Sound Effects&nbsp;editor on a film crew.</span></p></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #990000; font-family: verdana">How does this guy play Foot ball without any feet or legs? What does he do? Not that he isn't a capable athlete. I'm just curious about the mechanics of how he gets around while handling the ball.</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"> <p><a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a></p></span></font>

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[Snoogans]

he would make a great catcher. The target would be at perfect height and you'd never get a called strike when he is hitting<br />


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[Recyclerz]

<p>Since they've already got Vinnie Testeverde as their &quot;new&quot; quarterback, I think the Jets&nbsp;are a lock to hire this kid as their place kicker.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[Fallon]

<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black"><font size="2" color="#990000"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-family: verdana;">How does this guy play Foot ball without any feet or legs?</span></font></font></p><p>Does anyone who sign up make the team? If not how did he beat an abled person?&nbsp;</p>

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[KennethC]

I heard that Ron Santo is so inspired by this kid, he's thinking about coming out of retirement.

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[FUNKMAN]

i this guy ever gets called for tripping i say have the ref's eyes checked...

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[PanterA]

He actually wanted to be an actor, but his feelings were hurt when everyone told him to break a leg.

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[DJEvelEd]

<p>What kind of excuse could you use for him tackling you?</p><p>You're gay and wanna feel his stump?</p><p>Bof uvm.</p>

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[stickyfingers]

<p>They say this guy has a strong upper body, but he&nbsp;can't even do 'girl' push-ups.</p><p>Rain games must suck.</p>

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[samnyc]

How does he protect himself from injuries in his special place?&nbsp; Does he have one even?