First Exposure to Porn

[Judge Smails]

<p>What was your first exposure to porn and how do you feel it may have affected you.</p><p>I'll start:&nbsp; When I was about ten years old my friends and I hopped the fence of the old Monestary in Union City, NJ (it's since been closed down and condos have been built on the grounds).&nbsp; If anyone is familar with Union City, you know it was one of the few places with a large open field where one could play football.</p><p>Anyway, the ball lands in some bushes - my friend goes in to&nbsp;get it and he finds and pulls out a cardboard box full of old porno mags.&nbsp; This is the ten year old boy equivalent of stumbling onto the ark of the covenant.&nbsp; What this box was doing on monestary grounds, behind locked gates is probably an interesting story in and of itself.</p><p>So we each take a magazine for ourselves figuring that it will be easier to sneak one magazine into our houses than trying to walk in with a whole armful.&nbsp; We stay away from the tamer Playboys and Penthouses and stick with your Cheri, Oui, Hustler, Beaver Hunt and the like.</p><p>The one I ended up with was Leg Show.&nbsp; It was the first Porno Mag I'd ever seen and I cherished it and hid it&nbsp;in the back of my closet, under a box of Legos for years after.</p><p>So now that I'm thinking about it, I figure that this must be why I've kind of always been what you'd call a leg man.&nbsp; I even have a slight foot fetish which even I think is a bit odd. Anyone else have fond memories of their first porn and how they came across it?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[curtoid]

My Dad and older brother had a stash of Penthouse and Playboy magazines that I discovered at a very young age (I'm thinking 4th or 5th grade). In 6th grade I saw my first porno film - an 8mm short film from Sweden that kind of freaked me out.&nbsp; That whole expereince was very much like the scene in &quot;Freaks and Geeks&quot; when they watched their first porno. Again, this was part of Dad's private stash - my old man the pervert. By 7th grade I found his Beta Max tapes of &quot;Deep Throat,&quot; &quot;Devil and Miss Jones&quot; and &quot;Green Door.&quot; That, along with the mean hot girl who teased me by reading passeges of &quot;Wifey&quot; or &quot;Forever&quot; during class, really helped usher in a very demented puberty.

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[Jennitalia]

<p>I was walking home from school one day in the 5th grade and came across a magazine laying on the street. It turned out to have some hot chicks blowing horses, among other things. I brought it into school the next day, and our perv gym teacher caught me showing it, and grabbed it from me. He kept yellling at me wanting to know where I found it, and didn't believe that I found it on the street.</p>

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[terryc35]

Anyone see the horse&nbsp;tape on the Joe Rogan website...that was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen!!!

[DanielSan]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Anyone see the horse&nbsp;tape on the Joe Rogan website...that was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen!!! &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; i AGREE THE WHOLE HORSE COCK went up his ass nwo that must of ripped right through everything the guy fucking dies haha<br />

[DanielSan]

better off the guy bled to death you saw the video they were serious and actually fucking the horses what horrible peopel they should all&nbsp;be hung

[A.J.]

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[MrPink]

<p><font size="1">they should all&nbsp;be hung </font></p><p>like a horse?</p><p>My first experience with porn was when I went to some dude's house long ago and he had some shit he found on the side of the road.</p>

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[JesterOfSadness]

If I can remember correctly I was coming home from the bus(around 4th/5th grade) and I was walking near this Haircutting place I saw a bra in the bushes...and then when I walked farther I found a magazine with a chic playing with herself on it. Needless to say I thought it was the greatest thing ever and showed all my friends...and yep I got in trouble for it too

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[WhiteHonkyDevil]

<p>I was in third grade, and being an obnoxious little asshole decided to search the house for whatever I could find stashed away..</p><p>&nbsp;I
found my dad's stash, which included a little sandwich baggie, didn't
know what it was, and two videotapes. 1 - The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue.
2 - A Traci Lords compilation with &quot;Breaking It&quot;, &quot;Another Roll in the
Hay&quot;, &quot;New Wave Hookers&quot;, and &quot;The Grafenburg Spot&quot;. This was right
before the whole underage scandal, and to this day, I have a SEVERE
thing for Traci Lords.<br />
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[EffMeBoobs]

Scrambled Playboy porn.&nbsp; I remember the show's title,&nbsp; &quot;Electric Blue.&quot; <br />

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[whitefolks]

<p>In New York we had channel J. it was one of the first 'Community
access&quot; cable channels and it was alot of 900 numbers and breasts,
later there was a cable channel that late night showed edited hard core
porn. My parents never figured out how to channel block so i would be
up untill the wee hours watching lots of breasts and silioute shots of
chicks going down on guys.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Scrambled Playboy porn. I remember the show's title, &quot;Electric Blue.&quot; <br />

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<br />Quoted for a scary mirror accuracy of my own first exposure.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[Snoogans]

<p>my first porn expirience was this awful game on windows 3.1 called simu sex</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>there
was a cartoon naked woman and just a floating cartoon penis. And you
would move the mouse to fuck the chick with the penis. I think i was
like 10&nbsp;</p>

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[EffMeBoobs]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Scrambled Playboy porn. I remember the show's title, &quot;Electric Blue.&quot; <br />

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<br />Quoted for a scary mirror accuracy of my own first exposure.<p> </p><p> </p>

<br /><a href="http://www.postwhores.net">Post whores. Now with 500% more Matty Hate.</a>I think we're both around the same age so it's quite possible our sexual urge started up around the same time.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh!&nbsp;
Another porn memory.&nbsp; My dad had one of those pens that when you
turned it upside down the chick lost her bathing suit and was
naked.&nbsp; I always snuck it out of the drawer when he was gone.&nbsp;</p>

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[furie]

<p>I was 15. I was working in McDonald's and one of the cooks brought in &quot;Who Shaved Linda May?&quot; A story about a woman who wakes up<br />&nbsp;after a party and finds that she had been shaved, she then hires a private dick (and they drove that joke home everychance they got) to find out who did it.</p><p>it was the dentist.</p><p>Even though it was my first exposure, I knew it sucked as porn goes.&nbsp;</p>


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[Lumber]

From what I recall, I was about 10 or 11. I found my older bros Penthouse mags. Needless to say, I wacked my WOOD senseless. I could`nt see for a week...

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[samnyc]

The first time I saw a guy fucking a girl's ass I was like wow I didn't know you could do that.

[PapaBear]

<p><font size="1">My Dad and older brother had a stash of Penthouse and Playboy magazines that I discovered at a very young age (I'm thinking 4th or 5th grade).</font></p><p>Dito for me (minus the Playboy). I still have a big stack of Penthouse mags from the late 1970's to early 1980's.</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

when Sister Grace spanked me when i was in kindergarten... such firm hands

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[Mike Teacher]

<p>The usual... Air Force Amy at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch...</p>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>My dad had a bunch of British hardcore mags in his drawer. He also had a hardcover &quot;marriage manual.&quot; It was all pics of a French Couple doing it. I was amazed by all the positions they came up with.</p>

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"I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick."
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[sr71blackbird]

<p>The one I ended up with was Leg Show.&nbsp; It was the first Porno Mag I'd ever seen and I cherished it and hid it&nbsp;in the back of my closet, under a box of Legos for years after.</p><p>So now that I'm thinking about it, I figure that this must be why I've kind of always been what you'd call a leg man.&nbsp; I even have a slight foot fetish which even I think is a bit odd. Anyone else have fond memories of their first porn and how they came across it?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Interestingly, my first found porn also leaned towards legs and feet and I also developed such a fetish.&nbsp; I use to, before my similar find, look in the underwear section of department store catalogs as a source of visual stimulation and wacking material. I wonder if theres something to it?&nbsp; </p>

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