Gay Penguin Goes Straight

[Judge Smails]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16722427-13762,00.html">http://www.news.com.au/story/0%2C10117%2C16722427-13762%2C00.html</a></p><p class="storyBodyInitial"><strong>&quot;THE animal kingdom's most famous gay couple has split up. Silo and Roy, the cohabiting penguins of Central Park Zoo, are no longer an item.&nbsp; The pair rose to prominence six years ago when they came out with their same-sex relationship.&nbsp; Since then, they have successfully hatched and raised an adoptive chick (after an uncertain start that involved trying to incubate a rock). </strong></p><p><strong>They blazed a trail for six other gay penguin couples at the zoo. </strong></p><p><strong>But the affair ended when Scrappy, a new female penguin, moved into the neighbourhood and caught Silo's eye.&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Silo and Roy stopped spending as much time together or building a nest,&quot; John Rowden, the zoo's head curator, told <em>The New York Post</em>.&nbsp; </strong><strong>Silo promptly moved in with Scrappy, building a new nest with her. </strong></p><p><strong>Zookeepers are at a loss to explain Silo's sudden conversion. </strong></p><p>Asked to comment, Roy had this to say:</p><p>&quot;Well, this sucks.&quot;</p><p><img height="132" src="http://www.madagascar-themovie.com/downloads/wallpaper/mad-penguins_800.jpg" width="211" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[Tall_James]

<p>Asked why he left Roy, Silo responded...</p><p>&quot;Because he has a Chilly Willy.&quot;</p><p><img height="351" src="http://www.mediamob.co.kr/FDS/BlogData/meanjune/14263.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>

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[AppleBoy]

<p>However, these penguins are still gay.</p><p><img height="135" src="http://flagline.securesites.com/htdocs/images/nhl-pittsburgh-penguins.gif" width="215" border="0" /></p>

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[TheMojoPin]

I still fight for my right to call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the privacy of my own home.

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[Knowledged_one]

<p><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0316058432.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>I think Scrappy was getting pimped out by this guy</p>

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[grlNIN]

Scrappy AKA Arienette?<br />


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[Hottub]

<p><font size="1">I still fight for my right to call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the privacy of my own home. </font></p><p>You tell 'em Mojo!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="202" src="http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/60/0a/123133-music-resized200.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

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[FUNKMAN]

rumor has it there was trouble brewing even before Scrappy entered the picture. Roy supposedly came home one night smelling like seal ass...

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[The Jays]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>I still fight for my right to call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the privacy of my own home.

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[The Jays]

Roy now must face the problems and difficulties of being a single gay father in Australia.<br />


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[ozzie]

<p>Old, bad penguin joke... hell, I might have stolen it from this board...</p><p>A Penguin is having car trouble and pulls into the repair shop and asks the mechanic to look it over.&nbsp; The mechanic says it'll take him a while, so the penguin decides to walk over to the ice cream shop next door and get a cone.&nbsp; He has trouble holding it with his little flippers and ends up making a mess all over his face.&nbsp; He finishes it up, and then&nbsp;goes back to the shop to find out what is wrong with his car.&nbsp; The mechanic says, &quot;Well, it looks like you've blown a seal&quot;.&nbsp; And the penguin says, &quot;Nah, that's just ice cream&quot;.</p>

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...aaaaaand scene.

[FUNKMAN]

he's probably looking for the bennies... being they haven't legalized gay marriage in that state yet

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>must be Penguin Day...</p><p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/09/27/falklands.penguins.reut/index.html" target="_self">Penguins Stay Snug And Secure In Minefields</a></p><p><strong><font size="3">KIDNEY COVE, Falkland Islands (Reuters) -- There's a mating ritual going on in the minefield.</font></strong></p>

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[Hottub]

<p>I've said it before, I'll say it again.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5">Las Malvinas!!</font></p>

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