Armed Dolphins On The Loose

[Furtherman]

<p>I read a few articles about the New Orleans aquarium dolphins that were washed out into the gulf.&nbsp; They huddled together and were eventually rescued.</p><p>Those were nice, trained dolphins.</p><p>Not these.</p><p><font face="Arial" size="2"><a href="http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html" target="_blank">Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.</a></font></p><p>Leo Sheridan, 72, a respected accident investigator who has worked for government and industry, said he had received intelligence from sources close to the US government's marine fisheries service confirming dolphins had escaped. </p><p>'My concern is that they have learnt to shoot at divers in wetsuits who have simulated terrorists in exercises. If divers or windsurfers are mistaken for a spy or suicide bomber and if equipped with special harnesses carrying toxic darts, they could fire,' he said. 'The darts are designed to put the target to sleep so they can be interrogated later, but what happens if the victim is not found for hours?'</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh look!&nbsp; A dolphin!&nbsp; How pretty!&nbsp; Hi there little guy!</p><p>thwwwwwwwwwwwwap</p><p>*thud*</p>

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[JPMNICK]

here is what bothers me about this story, its not like they have an unlimited supply or ammo, and who even says they are armed? WHy would the military keep armed dolphins lying around.


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<p><font size="1">WHy would the military keep armed dolphins lying around. </font></p><p>The question is why WOULDN'T they?</p>

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[JPMNICK]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font size="1">WHy would the military keep armed dolphins lying around. </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The question is why WOULDN'T they?</p><p><br />Excellent Point, Touche</p>


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<p>Armed dolphins aren't so tough. I'd take kangaroos with spikes on their feet over the dolphins in a weapons match any day. Make it happen, mods.</p>

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i guess thos sharks with frikin laser beams attached their heads better be on the lookout...

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Rogue military dolphins with toxic darts! Get on it Hollywood!

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<p>I wouldn't really worry about armed Dolphins. They're usually too stoned to shoot straight anyway.</p><p><img src="http://www.loanuniverse.com/williams.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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[Furtherman]

<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9503310/" target="_blank">Dispelling a myth of dangerous Navy dolphins</a></p><p class="textBodyBlack">These animals were supposedly capable of identify underwater spies and were carrying a special harness which permitted them to fire toxic darts at anybody trying to sabotage a ship.</p><p class="textBodyBlack">Presumably, the actual firing would be done by remote control, rather than by the dolphins, who may be really smart, but who do not have hands with which to press the firing button for the &quot;fricking darts,&quot; nor, for that matter, any &quot;fricking laser beams attached to their heads.&quot;</p><p class="textBodyBlack">On Monday evening, however, the Pentagon actually issued a statement saying all of its dolphins have been accounted for. Moreover, the DOD says its dolphins aren't trained to attack, just to look for &quot;objects&quot; with their diver companions.</p>

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