Describe Your Knight In Shining Armor [Archive]

EffMeBoobs

10-14-2001, 09:09 AM

What are his qualities? Physical and mental?

<img src=http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/fmb.jpg>

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE WTC VICTIMS<img src=http://members.aol.com/islejg24/images/flagusa.gif>

TooCute

10-14-2001, 09:47 AM

Hot and smart. How you define
those, is pretty variable,
though!!

<IMG SRC="http://eilial.50megs.com/rfnettoocute.jpg">
Thanks WWFallon, you rule!!

EffMeBoobs

10-14-2001, 09:57 AM

Yeah, that about sums it up. :) I do admit I am sooo picky and I have no right to be either.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/fmb.jpg>

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE WTC VICTIMS<img src=http://members.aol.com/islejg24/images/flagusa.gif>

TooCute

10-14-2001, 10:14 AM

I am too picky - probably
explains why I haven't had a
relationship longer than a
month since college. I tried
to start compromising, and it
...just... ...doesn't...
...work... I must adhere to my
standards. One day my prince
will come!

<IMG SRC="http://eilial.50megs.com/rfnettoocute.jpg">
Thanks WWFallon, you rule!!

EffMeBoobs

10-14-2001, 10:18 AM

That's right TC, never ever settle. Down the road you will just not be happy and someone will end up getting hurt. Eventually when you least expect it, you will run into your prince. Especially you I have no worries about, you are just wayyyy too cute to even worry about your prince showing up.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/fmb.jpg>

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE WTC VICTIMS<img src=http://members.aol.com/islejg24/images/flagusa.gif>

Jennitalia

10-14-2001, 03:06 PM

for me it's somebody who would have a good heart and not afraid to be his own person, somebody with a great sense of humor and who i could be silly with but who can not be afraid to show his emotions.

girl germs

10-14-2001, 03:14 PM

someone who will go to shows with me and who's into music as much as me.

someone who will go to the movies with me.

someone who's smart and has a great sense of humor.

someone who's not arrogant, ignoarant, uncompassionate, etc...blah blah blah.

rivers cuomo

i don't mind if you're homeless. just as long as you are not into pushing people off of subway platforms, you're alright with me.

<embed src="http://www.dork.com/noway/germssssss.swf" quality=high width="300" height="100">

sr71blackbird

12-23-2005, 03:02 AM

Mine would be someone who sees the anguish your going though and just responds perfectly to it, making you feel at ease and safe.

<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>

<center>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</center>
<marquee behavior=alternate>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>
<center>SR71 on MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/sr71black)</center>

sr71blackbird

12-23-2005, 03:03 AM

Whats the girl version of a knight, anyway?

<center>
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>

<center>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</center>
<marquee behavior=alternate>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>
<center>SR71 on MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/sr71black)</center>

Clutch

12-23-2005, 03:24 AM

quote: Whats the girl version of a knight, anyway? My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?<a href="http://www.myspace.com/sr71black" target="blank">SR71 on MySpace</a> A fantasy ... someone that that much beyond your finner tips ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/clutch43/40380969_m.jpg

<a href="http://www.myspace.com/clutch43">Ass Full Of Thunder's MySpace</a>

JamMaster

12-23-2005, 03:42 AM

quote: Whats the girl version of a knight, anyway? <a href="http://www.myspace.com/sr71black" target="blank"></a>Beer wench???    I am going to run away now before I get beat up like a redheaded step child<img height="400" src="http://www.slycreations.com/2003/mdrf/wench_box.jpg" width="500" border="0" />

So you see.....we are dumb....but we are not so dumb - Bill Cosby

Yerdaddy

12-23-2005, 04:28 AM

quote: Mine would be someone who sees the anguish your going though and just responds perfectly to it, making you feel at ease and safe. <img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8" border="0" /> My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?<a href="http://www.myspace.com/sr71black" target="blank">SR71 on MySpace</a>So, would you say, coming to your emotional rescue? 

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">

Fuck it from behind.

PapaBear

12-23-2005, 05:02 AM

Female version of it for me? She "gets it".

<center><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ingacopy.jpg"></center>
<center>Hey! Those multi-cultural slave children, belong to the Disney Corporation!</center><center>Get 'em Achmed!</center>

JerryTaker

12-23-2005, 05:33 AM

A Valkyrie? btw, do we need any more proof than
this thread as to what a sausage-fest this board has become in the past
couple of years? and there's WAY too many of you that like it that way... 

 
Sweet Queen Bee, I hope it comes quickly,
I hope your thoughts don't drift to me
I'll die in here, you now are free...

yomudder21

12-23-2005, 05:50 AM

They would have to have a big cod piece........

<img src="http://www.mcaconline.com/RonFezHarry.jpg">
KIT with yourself.

DreamWeaver

12-23-2005, 05:59 AM

He'd have a job and a license.

http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=11

Death Metal Moe

12-23-2005, 06:01 AM

I hate ideas like this.  Thinking there's a PERFECT person out there for you just sets you up for big disappointment in life.Life is full of compromise.  Finding someone without too many personality clashes is a good find.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

Patches

12-23-2005, 06:49 AM

I agree with Moe (Moe may never post again)I don't ask for much.  Fun to hang out with, smart enough to hold up your end of a conversation, attractive (doesn't even have to be in the traditional sense of the word- I find some women beautiful that others shrug at and vice versa), and here's the final key-NOT FUCKING PSYCHOTIC.

<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg>

http://www.myspace.com/richie01178

JesterOfSadness

12-23-2005, 07:04 AM

And I shall agree with Moe and Patches.I look for a chic that has a good sense of humor,enjoyable to hang out with, and as Patches put it,"attractive(doesnt even have to be in the traditional sense of the word- I find some women attractive that others shrug at and vice versa)" and please no wrist slashers....ive had enough of that

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/Jesterofsadness/crowsig2.jpg">

East Side Dave

12-23-2005, 07:04 AM

My knight would be heroic but not too manly...strong but sensitive...you know, like Mark Hamill.

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Hear me saturday nights
Midnight to 6 and miscellaneous days- 95.9 The RAT; <a href="http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/">blog</a>[/color][/i]

WhistlePig

12-23-2005, 09:17 AM

I agree with Moe, Patches and JoS.

My husband is by no means perfect, but what makes him my Knight is that we agree to disagree, and are respectful of each other's opinions. Find a person that doesn't want to change you into what they think is perfect, but to accept you the way you are.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/WhistlePig/WhistlePigSig2.jpg

You don't know me man! You don't
know me man.

JerryTaker

12-23-2005, 09:34 AM

He'd have a job and a license.Bah.  I've got those, and I'm a disaster. 

 
Sweet Queen Bee, I hope it comes quickly,
I hope your thoughts don't drift to me
I'll die in here, you now are free...

bobrobot

12-23-2005, 09:40 AM

Creative, funny, flexible, tolerant, sensitive, intelligent, socialist, surreal, adventerous, perverse, decisive, outsider, plays an instrument, honest, tough, flambouyant, weird, zaftig, meshuggenah.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboSatan.jpg

May God protect you from his followers

PanterA

12-23-2005, 02:58 PM

Old, rich, and cancerous

<center><img style="backround:COLOR" style="color:BLACK" style="border style:double 3px" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/rfsig4.gif"> Dimebag Darryl Abbott 1966 - 2004 <a href="http://www.myspace.com/robentreri2">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!</a></center>

bobrobot

12-23-2005, 03:15 PM

It's HUMMER TIME, Bobby baby!!!<img title="old, rich & cancerous" height="300" alt="old, rich & cancerous" src="http://www.punchstock.com/image/image100/4200048/comp/10048038.jpg" width="212" border="0" />

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboSatan.jpg

May God protect you from his followers

PanterA

12-23-2005, 03:26 PM

She'd be hotter with a trachea hole.

<center><img style="backround:COLOR" style="color:BLACK" style="border style:double 3px" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/rfsig4.gif"> Dimebag Darryl Abbott 1966 - 2004 <a href="http://www.myspace.com/robentreri2">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!</a></center>

bobrobot

12-23-2005, 04:39 PM

I must say on her behalf, the missing tooth is kinda hot!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboSatan.jpg

May God protect you from his followers

Bulldogcakes

12-23-2005, 05:03 PM

<img width="262" height="400" border="0" src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/nutty_professor_ii__the_klumps/andrew_dice_clay/nuttypre2.jpg" />"Lets
see. She needs a nice big ass so I can rest my ashtray on it and read a
magazine while I'm bangin the bitch. Owwhhhhh!! " 

http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/bulldogsig/rotate.php

My site Bully Baby (http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html)

"A dog recently saved his owner's life, because he had been trained to dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address 'woof, woof.'"-Norm MacDonald

tenaciousc

12-23-2005, 05:32 PM

someone who lives to shove his finger in my ass and slap me across the face everytime i say "no, stop."

Death Metal Moe

12-23-2005, 05:42 PM

quote: I agree with Moe (Moe may never post again)I don't ask for much.  Fun to hang out with, smart enough to hold up your end of a conversation, attractive (doesn't even have to be in the traditional sense of the word- I find some women beautiful that others shrug at and vice versa), and here's the final key-NOT FUCKING PSYCHOTIC.<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg" border="0" /> http://www.myspace.com/richie01178 Why is that?  Were we mad at each other at some point?  If we were, I don't even remember. 

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe">

<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<A HREF="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</A>
<A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</A>

DTN

Snoogans

12-23-2005, 06:11 PM

quote:
someone who lives to shove his finger in my ass and slap me across the face everytime i say "no, stop."   Your perfect man is Bobby Brown? 

<img border="0" src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194" /> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

This message was edited by Snoogans on 12-23-05 @ 10:11 PM

tenaciousc

12-23-2005, 06:29 PM

shhhhhh, whitney might be listening!

Kobe8

12-23-2005, 07:12 PM

<img height="297" src="http://www.laist.com/images/jordan_knight.gif" width="271" border="0" />

<img src=http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/kobe8sig/kobesig.jpg>

Kobe Beef Cows are fed a diet enriched with beer and massaged lovingly by attendants in Kobe, Hyogo, Japan.
If they throw in a happy ending, sign me up.

Stankfoot

12-24-2005, 04:55 AM

I agree with Moe, Patches, JOS and Whistlepig. My ideal person doesn't think is she is perfect, and accepts me the way I am.Just as long as she has a huge rack.

WRESTLINGFAN

12-24-2005, 05:26 AM

<img title="bobby knight" height="282" alt="bobby knight" src="http://www.sportsline.com/u/photos/allsport/nov97/Knight111797.jpg" width="190" border="0" />

O and A... PARTY ROCK!!!!!

Patches

12-26-2005, 11:55 AM

quote: quote: I agree with Moe (Moe may never post again)I don't ask for much.  Fun to hang out with, smart enough to hold up your end of a conversation, attractive (doesn't even have to be in the traditional sense of the word- I find some women beautiful that others shrug at and vice versa), and here's the final key-NOT FUCKING PSYCHOTIC.<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg" border="0" /> http://www.myspace.com/richie01178 Why is that?  Were we mad at each other at some point?  If we were, I don't even remember. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN No.. Just some really bad self deprecating humor.  I suck.  See?  There is some more! 

<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg>

http://www.myspace.com/richie01178

A.J.

12-26-2005, 09:11 PM

<img height="300" src="http://blog.steve.crowther.com/knight%20rider.jpg" width="400" border="0" />

<img src=http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg>

A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.

Red Sox Nation

ShelleBink

12-27-2005, 03:51 PM

quote:Beer wench??? I am going to run away now before I get beat up like a redheaded step child <hr width="100%" size="2" />"Someone call me?" -ShelleBink, Beer Wench, 2002.  My Knight is funny, silly, and can deal with my excessive amounts of gas.Also, must like my dog.  

<center><A HREF="http://www.myspace.com/hotstargirlie"> <IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=shellebink"> </a></img></center>

EffMeBoobs

12-27-2005, 06:21 PM

I can't believe I posted crap like this. Anyway, four years later, I found him,  and he likes anal fistings.  He's my David Hasselhoff...my knight rider. 


<img src=http://hometown.aol.com/lqqieee/effmenew.gif>