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David Lee Kinison
09-22-2005, 01:49 PM
<p>Rita served as you wish</p><p>Katrina already Served</p><p>What God Wants</p><p>D</p><p>L</p><p>K</p>

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Death Metal Moe
09-22-2005, 01:50 PM
<p>I feel like FBI agents will be trying to decode this message for a week.</p><p>What the hell is going on????</p>

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East Side Dave
09-22-2005, 01:58 PM
<p>What God Wants</p><p>He wants them to leave him alone! He wants them to respect his privacy! And he wants them to think for themselves!!</p><p>......or maybe that was what James Earl Jones wanted in &quot;Field of Dreams&quot;, I forget.....</p>

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torker
09-22-2005, 01:59 PM
<p>Peanuts?</p><p><img height="343" src="http://www.jadedragon.com/articles/ganesha.jpg" width="230" border="0" /></p>

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Death Metal Moe
09-22-2005, 02:05 PM
My God sits in the back of the limousine<br />My God comes in a wrapper of cellophane<br />My God pouts on the cover of the magazine<br />My god&rsquo;s a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene<br />

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Mike Teacher
09-22-2005, 02:51 PM
<p>What God wants God gets God help us all<br />What God wants God gets<br /><br />The kid in the corner looked at the priest<br />And fingered his pale blue Japanese guitar<br />The priest said:<br /><br />God wants goodness<br />God wants light<br />God wants mayhem<br />God wants a clean fight<br /><br />What God wants God gets<br /><br />Don't look so surprised<br />It's only dogma<br />The alien prophet cried<br />The beetle and the springbok<br />Took the Bible from its hook<br />The monkey in the corner<br />Wrote the lesson in his book<br /><br />God wants peace<br />God wants war<br />God wants famine<br />God wants chain stores<br /><br />What God wants God gets<br /><br />God wants sedition<br />God wants sex<br />God wants freedom<br />God wants semtex<br /><br />What God wants God gets<br /><br />Don't look so afraid<br />I'm only joking<br />The alien comic lied<br />The jackass and hyena<br />Took the feather from its hook<br />The monkey in the corner<br />Wrote the joke down in his book<br /><br />What God wants God gets<br /><br />God wants borders<br />God wants crap<br />God wants rainfall<br />And God wants wetbacks<br /><br />What God wants God gets<br /><br />God wants voodoo<br />God wants shrines<br />God wants law<br />God wants organised crime<br />God wants crusade<br />God wants jihad<br />God wants good<br />God wants bad<br /><br />What God wants God Gets</p>

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Hottub
09-22-2005, 02:55 PM
<p>loose shoes</p><p>a tight pussy</p><p>a clean place to shit</p>

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SatCam
09-22-2005, 03:07 PM
h

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torker
09-22-2005, 06:05 PM
God wants Fez to forgive him.

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TheGameHHH
09-22-2005, 07:50 PM
<p>No ESD, What do you WANT?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh, dog and a beer</p>

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FUNKMAN
09-22-2005, 07:59 PM
to be just like one of us... a stranger on a bus

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PapaBear
09-22-2005, 08:05 PM
God wants to play skee ball.

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mikeyboy
09-22-2005, 08:07 PM
Damn Stygian triplets.

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Yosammity
09-23-2005, 02:20 AM
He wants his lazy son to get off his ass and mow the lawn!&nbsp; That preachin' stuff is really taking away time from his chores.&nbsp; And now that I think of it, he never goes out with women.&nbsp; Do yout think he might be gay?

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Mike Teacher
09-23-2005, 02:39 AM
<p><font size="1">Do yout think he might be gay?</font></p><p><font size="1">=</font></p><p><font size="1">God? No. But Jesus has to work on that image; hanging with prostitutes but no sex, living with Mom, &nbsp;out all the time with a dozen men...</font></p>

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FUNKMAN
09-23-2005, 04:24 AM
supposedly he was good with wood too...

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ChildofFez
09-23-2005, 04:50 AM
What you want on this God?

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AppleBoy
09-23-2005, 06:31 AM
God wants a smoke and a pancake.

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bobrobot
09-23-2005, 07:20 AM
<p>God wants all our base</p><p><img title="all your base are belong to us" height="155" alt="all your base are belong to us" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/AllYerBase.jpg" width="360" border="0" /></p>

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Furtherman
09-23-2005, 08:23 AM
<p>God wishes he actually existed instead of brewing in your fears.</p>

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Yosammity
09-23-2005, 04:17 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>God wants a smoke and a pancake. <img src="http://www.myimgs.com/random/appleboy/AppleBoySigs" border="0" /> <br />Unfortunately, God does NOT want the Mets in the playoffs!

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torker
09-23-2005, 04:25 PM
God needs to get it through his thick fucking skull that there is a difference between what he fucking wants and what he fucking needs.

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FUNKMAN
09-23-2005, 04:41 PM
<p>god just wants to have fun...</p><p>i love the speech Al Pacino gives at the end&nbsp;of Devils Advocate</p><p>Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never. <br /></p><p>good stuff!</p>

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Death Metal Moe
09-23-2005, 04:48 PM
<p>God is dead.</p><p>No funeral arrangements have been announced.</p>

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TheMojoPin
09-23-2005, 05:19 PM
<p>God is dead.</p><p>&quot;And he was really small!&quot;</p>

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tele7
09-23-2005, 05:48 PM
<p>A Steak Sandwich.....A Bloody Mary.....And A Steak Sandwich</p>

pOOpsHIp
09-23-2005, 05:53 PM
You want me to tell you how my day was?<div><br /></div><div>When I got home, GOD was on my bed...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>

A.J.
09-23-2005, 11:20 PM
<p>God Only Knows</p><p><img height="299" src="http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005ASHM.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

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tele7
09-24-2005, 12:53 AM
God only knows why I don't have this album yet!

Mike Teacher
09-24-2005, 01:02 AM
<p>God is dead.</p><p>No funeral arrangements have been announced.</p><p>=</p><p>Jesus' body found</p><p>Easter cancelled.</p>

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Papa_Burgundy
09-24-2005, 07:48 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>God wants a smoke and a pancake. <img src="http://www.myimgs.com/random/appleboy/AppleBoySigs" border="0" /> a blunt and a blintz?<br />

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torker
09-24-2005, 11:19 AM
<p>&nbsp;God wants a smoke and a pancake.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;blunt and a blintz?</p><p>fag and a flapjack?<br /></p>

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Stankfoot
09-24-2005, 01:28 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p align="center">&nbsp;<font size="2"> a stogey and a short stack?</font></p><p align="center"><img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/shortstack.jpg" border="0" /></p>

KantSpelGi
09-24-2005, 02:09 PM
<img border="0" src="http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/nascar123/219_1939asw.jpg" />God said that he's spending the winter a my house. I don't care that he invited himself,&nbsp; but the bastard allways bogarts the f-n joint!&nbsp; gready a-hole!<br />

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lippy
09-24-2005, 04:26 PM
<p>God wants New Orleans gone.&nbsp; It's clear enough to me.&nbsp; Maybe naming the team Saints rubbed his ass with sandpaper.&nbsp; We're all idiots either way.&nbsp; </p><p>(The following is a private conversation)</p><p>Hi Sweetie, I'm posting again.&nbsp; See you soon.&nbsp; How infuriating&nbsp;were Monday's events?&nbsp; It makes me hate life and wonder what exactly is entertaining.&nbsp; Maybe I should do a half hour on FEMA with slides and music.&nbsp; N's.</p>

Tall_James
09-24-2005, 05:09 PM
<p>Rita served as you wish</p><p>Katrina already Served</p><p>What God Wants</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/28134/page/BIG_ASS_haiku_thread.htm" target="_self">Doesn't that belong in this thread?</a></p>

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bobrobot
09-24-2005, 05:51 PM
<p>What God Wants</p><p>4 fried chickens and a coke</p><p><img title="blues bros." height="390" alt="blues bros." src="http://www.keithwilliamson.com/jpegs/bluesbros.jpg" width="576" border="0" /></p>

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Death Metal Moe
09-24-2005, 07:34 PM
Isn't it more like 4 fried chickens and some coke with Belushi involved?

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