Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! [Archive]

Furtherman

09-19-2005, 06:45 AM

Yarrr!AHRRRRRRR!!!!<img height="174" src="http://www.talklikeapirate.com/graphics/logo.gif" width="518" border="0" /><a href="http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html" target="_self">September 19th Is Talk Like A Pirate Day!</a><a href="http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl" target="_blank">Pirate Translator</a><a href="http://www.dresslikeapirate.com/" target="_blank">Dress Like A Pirate</a><a href="http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/" target="_blank">What's Your Pirate Name?</a> And yes, my favorite pirate joke:A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.The bartender says, "Hey, what's with the steering wheel?"The pirate says "YAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR It's drivin' me nuts!!!!" Ahoy!

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bobrobot

09-19-2005, 07:20 AM

I'm a Pirate, Give me yer booty!!!<img title="cut rate pirate" height="355" alt="cut rate pirate" src="http://images.quizilla.com/M/monchan/1038086422_67Pirate1.JPEG" width="225" border="0" />

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AppleBoy

09-19-2005, 07:29 AM

<div><div>My pirate name is: </div><div>Dirty Roger Flint </div><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/46712/currentpage/flag.gif" border="0" /> <div>You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! </div><a href="http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/">Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.</a> </div>

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Kathleen From The Bronx

09-19-2005, 07:42 AM

Ahoy ye scurvy dogs! Shiver me timbers- me favorite pirate saying is, "Dead men tell no tales!" Yarrrrrrrrrrr!

Judge Smails

09-19-2005, 08:42 AM

This whole idee o' talkin' like a seafarin' hearty sounds kind o' ghey. <img height="383" src="http://www.stargods.org/GayPirate.jpeg" width="255" border="0" /> 

"It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in,
and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile,
when his shorts are too tight in the seat"

DarkHippie

09-19-2005, 08:46 AM

Yo Ho!  Yo Ho!  A pirate's life fer me.

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torker

09-19-2005, 09:01 AM

Avast ye maties!<img height="208" src="http://americanhistory.si.edu/dynamic/images/news/image_1_15.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

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MrPink

09-19-2005, 10:20 AM

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, my pirate name is Bloody Sam Kidd. "Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate.    Arr!"Ahoy bitches! 

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TheGameHHH

09-19-2005, 10:21 AM

Steve, if you aren't a pirate then who am I gonna split all this buried treasure with?

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Furtherman

09-19-2005, 11:43 AM

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.Mark Twain

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booster11373

09-19-2005, 01:10 PM

AHOY MATEYS!!!I DO ALL ME PIRATING WITH THIS HERE DEVICE ARRR!!!<img src="http://img.engadget.com/common/images/4586150847204572.JPG?0.4334520726537713" border="0" />

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

Hottub

09-19-2005, 01:24 PM

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torker

09-19-2005, 01:34 PM

I have a peg third leg. ARRRRRRRRR.

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FUNKMAN

09-19-2005, 04:59 PM

where did the monkees keep their costumes?in Davey Jones locker...      har dee har har dee har har

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Tall_James

09-19-2005, 05:10 PM

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Death Metal Moe

09-19-2005, 05:19 PM

I enjoy a pirated version of Windows every now and again.  No eye patches are involved though, sorry.

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FUNKMAN

09-19-2005, 05:24 PM

i'm fond of cotton swabs myself...

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sr71blackbird

09-19-2005, 05:24 PM

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FUNKMAN

09-19-2005, 05:30 PM

Stankfoot

09-19-2005, 05:31 PM

<img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/pirate.jpg" border="0" />                  ye be gay!

Death Metal Moe

09-19-2005, 05:36 PM

quote:  <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/pirate.jpg" border="0" />                  ye be gay!  This one really made me chuckle.  Not sure why, maybe because it's so fucking blunt. 

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torker

09-19-2005, 06:05 PM

Shiver me timbers!  Butt-Pirates!<img height="275" src="http://www.hawaiig.com/images/catamaran_cruise_05.jpg" width="333" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

09-19-2005, 06:26 PM

Who are tougher?  Butt Pirates or Ass Nazis?

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FUNKMAN

09-19-2005, 08:03 PM

quote: Who are tougher?  Butt Pirates or Ass Nazis?  Rump RangersorCornholio<img height="111" src="http://www.scils.rutgers.edu/~rahsan/cornholio/cornholio.gif" width="60" border="0" /><img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

09-19-2005, 08:08 PM

I know it's not the Colon Cowboys.

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mikeyboy

09-19-2005, 08:11 PM

I'm voting for Asstronauts

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Death Metal Moe

09-19-2005, 08:16 PM

Seamen could kick the shit out of them all.

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FUNKMAN

09-19-2005, 08:34 PM

I'm voting for Asstronauts they're only tough because they take 'assteroids'...

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Furtherman

09-19-2006, 11:26 AM

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Tall_James

09-19-2006, 11:29 AM

Now THAT'S using the search button!  Nice thread resurrection matey!

Hottub

09-19-2006, 11:32 AM

Argg. I be waitin' fer this thread all year long!Cheeers!

jeffdwright2001

09-19-2006, 11:39 AM

<img height="280" src="http://www.brek.akureyri.is/nem/10bekk/birta/vefur/images/seth%20green%201.jpg" width="224" border="0" />I was the original Pirate

Furtherman

09-19-2006, 11:52 AM

Ya horn swogglin' scurvy cur!<img height="345" src="http://www.sunrisevilla.com/blackbeard.gif" width="312" border="0" />

Judge Smails

09-19-2006, 11:55 AM

judge_smails wrote: This whole idee o' talkin' like a seafarin' hearty sounds kind o' ghey. <img height="383" src="http://www.stargods.org/GayPirate.jpeg" width="255" border="0" /> "It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat" I stand by my original post in this thread.

suggums

09-19-2006, 04:33 PM

i hate holidays made by college students, this and high five day to start

FUNKMAN

09-19-2006, 05:19 PM

my mind is drawing a plank...

mendyweiss

09-19-2006, 06:40 PM

(pirate wench)- Oh Watty!! Fuck me in me bum arse!!

PapaBear

09-19-2006, 07:24 PM

My god... I thought this thread was started like 3 months ago. I'm getting old.

Fallon

09-19-2006, 07:49 PM

"Arrrrh that... that's terrible I'm sorry matey!"<img width="500" height="375" border="0" src="http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_20060906PirateSteve.JPG" />

JamMaster

09-20-2006, 01:32 AM

Funny thing is my brother and I actually sort of celebrated this holiday for the past 2 years....We forgot it this year......  Arrrrggh...shiver me timbers

A.J.

09-20-2006, 03:36 AM

"I'd never do steroids."<img height="425" src="http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-03/22327462.jpg" width="330" border="0" />

Furtherman

09-17-2007, 09:26 AM

Reminder!

Wednesday September 19th 2007 is Talk Like a Pirate Day! (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html)

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drjoek

09-17-2007, 09:40 AM

I refuse to be sucked in to this
Its just a conspiracy by Hallmark to sell more greeting cards.:annoyed:

Furtherman

09-17-2007, 09:42 AM

Ya swabbie who ortin' t' be keel hauled! Hallmark has nothin' t' do wi' it!!

King Hippos Bandaid

09-17-2007, 09:49 AM

http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/11/80hotcseason2-103.jpg

My Favorite Head of the Class Cast Member was Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvid

:king:

StupidGirlllll

09-17-2007, 09:50 AM

my pirate name is
Mad Bess Rackham

buzzard

09-17-2007, 01:36 PM

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z82/a1958wil/14584.jpgDid somebody say they wanted to cross swords?

I already have a Pirate's name!:dry:

marky2bucks

09-18-2007, 04:20 PM

http://newsdesigner.com/blog/images/pirate.jpg

BIGASS307Buddays

09-18-2007, 06:47 PM

With all the homosexual pirate innuendos this thread should be
Rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

Furtherman

09-19-2007, 06:07 AM

Yar.

Furtherman

09-17-2008, 10:19 AM

Only two more days Ya lily livered scurvy dogs!

Furtherman

09-18-2008, 07:49 AM

It's tomARRRRRRRRow Ya horn swollgin' swabbie!

Furtherman

09-19-2008, 05:44 AM

Yar.

RAAMONE

09-19-2008, 05:47 AM

shiver me timbers

Doctor Z

09-19-2008, 05:49 AM

No.

Hottub

09-19-2008, 05:58 AM

I was thinkin' aboot being a Canadian pirate. eh matey.

bobsnin

09-19-2008, 05:58 AM

We're having a "Talk like a pirate" party at work today, so I feel entitled to drink rum.

El Mudo

09-19-2008, 06:03 AM

Arrrrrrrrrrr....where's the cocaine???????

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RhinoinMN

09-19-2008, 06:08 AM

We're having a "Talk like a pirate" party at work today, so I feel entitled to drink rim.

ew

RhinoinMN

09-19-2008, 06:10 AM

Arrrrrrrrrrr....where's the cocaine???????

Miss Dr. Rockso.

joethebartender

09-19-2008, 07:03 AM

I'll see you scurvy dogs at the barrrrrrrrrgh!

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now,"

"Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit."

"It was my first day with the hook"

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Furtherman

09-19-2008, 07:40 AM

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

Bartender says "What's with the steering wheel?"

Pirate says "YAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR It's drivin' me nuts!"

KatPw

09-19-2008, 08:45 AM

Avast me hardies! I be rocking the Polly Roger today, and I'll be listening to some salty sea shanties after the show

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cougarjake13

09-19-2008, 04:45 PM

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My pirate name is:
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Bloody Harry Flint </div>
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Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
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joethebartender

09-19-2008, 10:51 PM

my pirate name is "Iron Tom Vane"...go figure.

DantheBartender

09-20-2008, 12:02 AM

"Dirty Sam Rackham" (Pronounced RACKem) wtf?

This is a real day? Someone mentioned this to me and I thought it was ridiculous, until i dropped chicken paarrrrrrm on my arrrrrrm.

:rolleyes:

Mullenax

09-24-2008, 01:16 PM

Bummer, missed it again this year.

'Appy Burlated tawk lurke uh Poiyurrut dayyyyy.

Furtherman

09-14-2009, 06:22 AM

This Saturday!

Yar.

RoseBlood

09-14-2009, 06:43 AM

Me pirate name is Black Bess Bonney.. Arrrr!!! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/characters/character0007.gif

Farmer Dave

09-14-2009, 08:43 AM

Red Sam Rackham be my name ya scurvy dog

Furtherman

09-18-2009, 06:39 AM

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/partykit/tlapdbanner2.gif

Tomorrow be th' tide 'ere ye ortin' ta be speakin' an' plunderin' like a swashbuckler!!!

For those with Facebook, in settings, you can change your language from English (US) to English (Pirate)!

KatPw

09-18-2009, 07:01 AM

Can't wait! I've got my Polly Roger shirt at the ready.

Aggie

09-24-2009, 01:12 PM

AHAHAHAHA this may be old news but you can change your Facebook language to Pirate...I just did it.

Instead of "1 friend request" it now says "1 sorry lout thinks they're yer mate!" :lol:

Furtherman

09-24-2009, 01:15 PM

For those with Facebook, in settings, you can change your language from English (US) to English (Pirate)!

AHAHAHAHA this may be old news but you can change your Facebook language to Pirate...I just did it.

Instead of "1 friend request" it now says "1 sorry lout thinks they're yer mate!" :lol:

Ah HA! Scooped YOU!

Slow!

Aggie

09-24-2009, 01:16 PM

Ah HA! Scooped YOU!

Slow!

dammit, i figured you cool people already knew this. i needed this laugh though. too funny!

él trae la luz

09-24-2009, 09:35 PM

Ahoy yea Fred from Brooklyn!

Ye skallywag!

Ye seem punchable.

I must punch ye. I will find ye and punch ye!

Woe betide to you and yer chimney sweeping!

razorboy

09-24-2009, 09:38 PM

Furtherman

09-25-2009, 07:13 AM

Happy Attack Like A Pirate Day!

Man injured in attack by 'pirate'
A man in a pirate costume who attacked a reveller in Newcastle city centre is being sought by police.

The incident, in the Stowell Street car park early on Thursday, is believed to be linked to an earlier argument at a club in the Gate complex.

The victim suffered bite wounds to his face, neck and ear.

His attacker is described as aged about 19, with dark, collar length hair and wearing a pirate costume, made up of a black blazer and dark shorts or skirt.

Nothumbria Police said that he would have stood out, even though there were other people about in fancy dress, and urged witnesses or anyone with information to contact the force.

A.J.

05-14-2010, 07:33 AM

I think Furtherman should come down to Annapolis next week for this fun-filled event (http://www.yelp.com/events/annapolis-annapolis-sea-chantey-sing-13).

Furtherman

05-14-2010, 07:38 AM

Oh, come all ye young fellows that follow the sea,
to my way haye, blow the man down,
And pray pay attention and listen to me,
Give me some time to blow the man down!

Furtherman

09-19-2010, 11:50 AM

YARRRR!!!!! Avast me hearties! Grab thee some grog on tis fine day of days! Arrrrrrrrrggggg!

disneyspy

09-19-2010, 12:17 PM

boy our team has stunk since jim leland left

Kevin

09-19-2010, 12:32 PM

boy our team has stunk since jim leland left

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOY, ARRRRRRRRRRG MATEY!!!!

Furtherman

09-19-2010, 01:38 PM

Drink up ye hardies, yo ho!

RoseBlood

09-19-2010, 01:41 PM

Who you callin ho?!?! :annoyed:

BlackSpider

09-19-2010, 03:34 PM

This pirate shit is drivin' me nutsss...

Contra

09-19-2010, 03:42 PM

It this a different day every year?

A.J.

09-19-2011, 04:30 AM

Ferdinand's favorite day of the year is upon us again.

disneyspy

09-19-2011, 04:33 AM

arrrrrrrr ye goin te talk like a pirate teday?

Pittsburgh

09-19-2011, 05:19 AM

I thought you had it....

I thought you had it

Furtherman

09-19-2011, 03:46 PM

Yar!

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. Bartender says "What's with the wheel?" Pirate says "Yaaaaar it's drivin' me nuts!!!"

StanUpshaw

09-19-2011, 04:23 PM

I have 2 VPNs, 3 seedboxes and don't receive a packet that hasn't been bounced around the globe four times. I eat NZBs and breathe Torrents. My RAID array is made up of 8 lesser RAID arrays. I don't ask if bread is fresh, I ask "is that 0-day?" My neighbor burned me a DVD of his son's baseball game, but I nuked it for improper AR.

Recyclerz

09-19-2011, 04:37 PM

How the hell do you say "aaargh" in Somali?

Google you've let me down. :sad:

cougarjake13

09-19-2011, 05:16 PM

argghhhh

me's forgots todays was thee day

Furtherman

09-18-2012, 02:59 PM

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY AR ME ARRRR MEEEE YAAAARRRRR!!!!

Tis on the 'morrow!!!!

cougarjake13

09-18-2012, 03:04 PM

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY AR ME ARRRR MEEEE YAAAARRRRR!!!!

Tis on the 'morrow!!!!

arrggg mes cant wait

A.J.

09-19-2012, 03:41 AM

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY AR ME ARRRR MEEEE YAAAARRRRR!!!!

Tis on the 'morrow!!!!

It's Furtherman's most wonderful time of the year.

disneyspy

09-19-2012, 08:14 AM

arrrrrrrrrrr kiss me balls arrrrrrr

Furtherman

09-19-2012, 08:33 AM

High Seas Philosophy: I thinks, therefore, I ARRRRRRRRR!!!

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ozzie

09-19-2012, 08:54 AM

I'd love to hear Weeden yell out "Gar" as an audible this week.

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Furtherman

09-19-2012, 01:44 PM

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Yaarrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

Furtherman

09-19-2012, 01:44 PM

A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.

"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.

"Arrr" says the captain "Follow me!" The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.

However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!

The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly. The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"

"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"

keithy_19

09-19-2012, 01:47 PM

If anyone talks to me like a pirate today I will slit their throat.

Furtherman

09-19-2012, 02:08 PM

If anyone talks to me like a pirate today I will slit their throat.

AH HAR HAR HAR!!!! Look at ye litt'l bugger wit dar mouth!!!

Furtherman

09-19-2012, 04:43 PM

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/532285_10151084448159032_855333046_n.jpg

Furtherman

09-19-2012, 07:01 PM

Yarrrrrrwnnnn.

hanso

09-19-2012, 08:40 PM

Bitcoin Thieves Yet To Spend Stolen Hoard

Cyberthieves who stole more than $250,000 (£158,000) in digital money are still sitting on the cash. The haul, in what is known as bitcoins, was stolen in a raid on the Bitfloor ...

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-19633980

Furtherman???

PapaBear

09-19-2012, 09:02 PM

ARRR!!! Cross your legs, matey!

http://90feetofperfection.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/stargell-mccovey.jpg

A.J.

09-20-2012, 04:21 AM

If anyone talks to me like a pirate today I will slit their throat.

This is Furtherman's Christmas. Don't you dare ruin it for him.

Furtherman

09-20-2012, 04:26 AM

Wow my head hurts. Why is there an eye patch and a fake leg here? Did I eat a parrot?

A.J.

09-20-2012, 04:51 AM

Are there pieces of eight and doubloons in your pocket?

Furtherman

09-20-2012, 05:33 AM

Are there pieces of eight and doubloons in your pocket?

Just bottlecaps and peanut shells.

jennysmurf

09-20-2012, 08:14 AM

This is Furtherman's Christmas. Don't you dare ruin it for him.

:lol:

Chigworthy

09-20-2012, 08:51 AM

Do these hipsters who pirate it up ever role-play the non-stop scurvey-ridden buggery that took place on these floating manrape castles?

sailor

09-20-2012, 09:42 AM

Do these hipsters who pirate it up ever role-play the non-stop scurvey-ridden buggery that took place on these floating manrape castles?

Ha, take that, Hipsterman!

hanso

09-24-2012, 09:11 PM

First Elected Pirate Party Mayor to Rule Swiss Town

The Pirate Party movement reached a new milestone yesterday with the world’s first elected Pirate Mayor being voted into office in the Swiss town of Eichberg, With an overwhelming 63 percent of the total vote.

http://torrentfreak.com/first-elected-pirate-party-mayor-to-rule-swiss-town-120924/

keithy_19

09-24-2012, 09:31 PM