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babaz
09-18-2005, 09:49 PM
<p>I have an aunt staying over and she prefers to watch movies with the closed&nbsp; captioning on...</p><p>I realized that they totally leave things out or reword&nbsp; things...</p><p>If more than one person is yelling at a time, they always put &quot;indistinct yelling&quot;...even if it is easy to decipher what is being said...</p><p>The worst is when music is playing and they put like three musical notes in brackets...</p><p>and sometimes with the music they would show the name of the song...</p><p>must really suck... damn</p>

PapaBear
09-18-2005, 09:54 PM
What?

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<center>You say it, like it's a bad thing?!</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center>

The Jays
09-18-2005, 10:22 PM
This oughta be in Everything Ron and Fez.<br />

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TheGameHHH
09-18-2005, 11:39 PM
no way, i bet being deaf is crazy super fun cool time

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The Jays
09-19-2005, 12:13 AM
I thought he meant it must suck to be deaf, cause then I wouldn't be able to listen to Ron and Fez.<br />


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PapaBear
09-19-2005, 12:37 AM
<p><font size="1">I thought he meant </font></p><p>That would be...&nbsp;&quot;she&quot;. </p><p>It's an easy mistake to make, in sausage land.</p>

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Furtherman
09-19-2005, 07:42 AM
<p>It does.</p><p>I'm not, but thanks to a &quot;shitty virus that happens sometimes&quot; (doctor's quote), I lost almost half my hearing in my left ear.</p><p>If you are to the left of me and talking in a normal voice, I won't hear you.&nbsp; You have to speak up.</p><p>You wouldn't believe all the fucking problems this causes.</p><p>In a crowded room... forget it... it sounds like a stuck a shell up to my ear - only there is no shell, but that ocean sound is there.&nbsp; i don't even want to talk to anyone because I'm tired of saying &quot;What?!&quot;</p><p>It sucks.</p>

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Doctor Manhattan
09-19-2005, 07:46 AM
<p><font color="#990000" size="2">I bet it sucks, but it must be worse to be blind. I'd hate to miss hearing Ron and Fez, but if I had to make a choice I'd rather lose my hearing than lose my <strike>site</strike>sight.</font> damn internet terms</p><p><a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a></p>

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The Jays
09-19-2005, 09:18 AM
<p>what's the url&nbsp; for that site?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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Doctor Manhattan
09-19-2005, 10:07 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>what's the url&nbsp; for that site? <font color="#990000" size="2">Don't know. I lost it.</font><br />

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MrPink
09-19-2005, 10:11 AM
If I was deaf I would probably kill myself because I can't go without music.

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SatCam
09-19-2005, 12:37 PM
<p><font size="1">If I was deaf I would probably kill myself because I can't go without music. </font></p><p><font size="1">You could always watch the ambiance in Windows media player, though</font></p>

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Mike Teacher
09-19-2005, 01:34 PM
<p>It does suck, so i heard.</p>

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bobrobot
09-19-2005, 01:47 PM
<p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">aaay???</font></strong></p><p><img title="ear horn" height="252" alt="ear horn" src="http://www.vcil.org/images/SeniorWithEarHorn.jpg" width="213" border="0" /></p>

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SatCam
09-19-2005, 01:49 PM
<img height="249" src="http://www.voxnet.org.uk/uploads/vox/mainsite/megaphone.jpg" width="252" border="0" />

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09-19-2005, 02:53 PM
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EffMeBoobs
09-21-2005, 04:01 PM
I think it's pretty cool.&nbsp; At least my parents tell me so.&nbsp;
Both of them were born deaf, so I was fortunate enough to to learn and
be fluent in sign language.&nbsp; It also was awesome because I always
got away with sneaking out.<br />


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FUNKMAN
09-21-2005, 05:53 PM
<p>deafinitely</p><p>the only thing worse than being deaf is listening to the def comedy jam...&nbsp;&nbsp; sometimes</p>

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El Mudo
09-22-2005, 08:02 PM
<p>When my grandfather was in high school, they played the local school for the deaf...and got destroyed...said they were the toughest guys he ever played against...just stomped em...</p><p>It was Gallaudet that invented the Huddle...and they just reintroduced football over there...</p>

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samnyc
09-22-2005, 08:16 PM
yeah, being deaf is very difficult.

EffMeBoobs
09-23-2005, 05:12 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>When
my grandfather was in high school, they played the local school for the
deaf...and got destroyed...said they were the toughest guys he ever
played against...just stomped em...</p><p>It was Gallaudet that invented the Huddle...and they just reintroduced football over there...</p>

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<br />My mom is going to Gallaudet this year sometime.&nbsp;&nbsp; She wants to go back to school, lol.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Someone else told me their baseball team went up against a deaf school's team and the deaf team kicked their asses big time.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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East Side Dave
09-23-2005, 07:02 AM
i was gonna start a new thread but i thought i'd just come here and say it must suck to be missing hands....just my opinion...

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EffMeBoobs
09-23-2005, 07:13 AM
To be deaf and to have no hands?&nbsp;&nbsp; Blasphemy!&nbsp;&nbsp; Wouldn't be good for mimes either.<br />


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tele7
09-23-2005, 06:45 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>What? <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/NewWorldOrdercopy.jpg" border="0" />You say it, like it's a bad thing?!WHATSOEVER...<br />Still just plain funny!

IrishAlkey
09-23-2005, 07:19 PM
I'm gonna' go out on&nbsp;a limb and say it must suck to get shot in the face.

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FUNKMAN
09-23-2005, 08:55 PM
<p><font size="1">I'm gonna' go out on&nbsp;a limb and say it must suck to get shot in the face. </font></p><p>Tell Me About It!</p><p><img src="http://images.zap2it.com/ltvimages/images/240/stevebuscemi_sopranos_240.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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torker
09-25-2005, 06:01 PM
What would '<em>Whoo-ah'</em> sound like if&nbsp;LTC (Ret) Frank Slade was deaf and not blind?

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FUNKMAN
09-25-2005, 06:04 PM
<p>I'm gonna' go out on&nbsp;a limb and say it must suck to get shot in the face. </p><p>tell me about it!</p><p><img height="220" src="http://www.italianrap.com/art/serpico.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>

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El Mudo
09-25-2005, 08:31 PM
<p>I'm gonna' go out on&nbsp;a limb and say it must suck to get shot in the face. </p> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Tell me about it!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="475" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000714D0.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="336" border="0" /></p>

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