Steve from Yellowstone strikes again

[KennethC]

<p>Ramooooooooon! Get my bear spray antidote!</p><p><a title="2 Hikers Attacked by Yellowstone Grizzly" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050916/ap_on_re_us/yellowstone_bear_attack" target="_self">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050916/ap_on_re_us/yellowstone_bear_attack</a></p><p><strong>2 Hikers Attacked by Yellowstone Grizzly</strong> *-- END HEADLINE -*</p><p>1 hour, 32 minutes ago </p><div /><p>A grizzly bear attacked two hikers in Yellowstone National Park, but the men escaped serious injury, the National Park Service said Thursday.</p><p>Pat McDonald, 52, of Bismarck, N.D., and Gerald Holzer, 51, of Northfield, Minn., were hiking on a trail near Shoshone Lake in the park's southern section Wednesday when they noticed fresh bear scat, officials said in a written statement.</p><p>They decided to continue, but were charged by a grizzly bear &quot;at full stride&quot; about a quarter-mile further along the trail, the release said.</p><p>Holzer, who was in front, sidestepped the bear. McDonald stepped behind some trees and dropped to the ground, officials said. The bear ran past him, but returned and swatted at him, then turned to Holzer, who had dropped to the ground and was lying on his stomach.</p><p>The bear jumped on Holzer's back, swatted at him, then retreated briefly. During that time, McDonald retrieved the bear spray strapped to his waist and doused the bear in the face when it returned and starting biting his leg. The bear then ran off, officials said.</p><p>The two men hiked 4 miles to the trailhead and drove to the clinic at Old Faithful for treatment.</p><p>McDonald suffered a puncture wound to his leg. Holzer was not injured, and officials said his backpack protected him during the attack.</p><div /><div /><img src="http://www.myimgs.com/data/kennethc/ken.jpg" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by KennethC on 9-16-05 @ 11:42 AM</font>

[TheMojoPin]

<p>Bear scat?</p><p>How did they know it was German?</p>

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[torker]

<p>McDonald retrieved the bear spray strapped to his waist </p><p>located next to the shark repellent</p><p><img height="105" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/brianbogdan/root/march/batman_helo_shark.jpg" width="222" border="0" /></p>

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[Doctor Manhattan]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>The bear jumped on Holzer's back, swatted at him, then retreated briefly. During that time, McDonald retrieved the bear spray strapped to his waist and doused the bear in the face when it returned and starting biting his leg. The bear then ran off, officials said. <p><font color="#990000" size="2">There is a photo:</font></p><p><img src="http://s4.imagesubmit.com/2004_toyota_prius.jpg" border="0" /><br /></p>

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[KennethC]

<p>There is also an artist's rendering:</p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.dankind.com/images/bear.jpg" width="600" border="0" /></p>

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[Furtherman]

<p><img height="357" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305198152.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="255" border="0" /></p><p>Those guys needed the Grizzly Suit!</p>

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[JustJon]

Maybe those hikers needed Homer Simpson bear suits<br />


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[A.J.]

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[El Mudo]

<p>*Let the bears pay the Bear Tax! I pay the Homer Tax!*</p><p>*That's the homeowners tax!*</p><p>*Well...anyway...I'm still outraged...*</p>

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[PapaBear]

Have my bears been getting out of control again? My deepest apologies...&nbsp; I'll have a talk with them.

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