Mach 3... + 2. New razor from Gillette.

[LordJezo]

<p><a href="http://www.gillettenews.com/men/index_fusion.htm" target="_blank">5 blades.</a></p><p>..and a microprocessor.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I have no more to say about the matter.<br />
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[Furtherman]

<p>And the cartridges will probably cost $87 for three of them.</p><p>Mach is a good razor - but a huge ripoff.</p>

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[TheGameHHH]

im fine with 3 blades, i never got into the quatro and 5 is a little too much for me.

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[IrishAlkey]

WATCH OUT BALLS, HERE I COME!

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[Doctor Manhattan]

<p><a href="http://s4.imagesubmit.com/5blades.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://s5.imagesubmit.com/5bladesmall.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p>click to enlarge</p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">COME ON ALREADY! 5 fucking blades?</font></p>

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[Patches]

<p>HOLY SHIT!</p><p>This is getting out of hand- and yet ANOTHER thing predicted well in advance by theonion.com.</p><p>CHECK THIS OUT-written a 1 1/2 YEARS AGO- it's really funny- even funnier&nbsp;now that its true.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930">http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930</a></p>

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[ChildofFez]

<p><img src="http://snl.jt.org/arc/epskit/00-05-06-3.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;The New Mach 14&quot;</p>

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[Doctor Manhattan]

<p>from the onion link:</p><p>And I'm <em>telling</em> them to stick two more blades in there. I don't care <em>how</em>. Make the blades so thin they're invisible. Put some on the handle. I don't care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it! </p>

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[Patches]

<p>I found this part even funnier,&nbsp; and probably pretty close to what happened in the boardroom:</p><p>&quot;You know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened&mdash;the bastards went to four blades. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to five blades.&quot;</p>

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[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I'm stickin by my old razor, no electricity or technology needed, just clearance!</font></strong></p><p><img title="scythe" height="307" alt="scythe" src="http://www.informallearning.com/archive/1999-0506-b-scythe.JPG" width="431" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000066" size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 6 feet of shaving satisfaction</font></strong></p>

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[JustJon]

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[tbonesteak]

<p>We're getting dangerously close to cyberdyne times now that we're equipping microprocessors with sharp, piercing blades.&nbsp; Don't get upset when your razor turns against you.</p><p>I am a loyal Mach 3 fan but&nbsp;I refure&nbsp;to upgrade to the &quot;power&quot; series.&nbsp; </p>

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[LordJezo]

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I love how there's no suggested retail on those fucking things either.&nbsp; The Mach 3 is bad enough.&nbsp; Blades are like 2 bucks a pop no matter how large a volume you buy them in.&nbsp; The fucking normal base is like 10-15 bucks for a new one.&nbsp; How much will that make the 5 blade shaver?&nbsp; 3 Dollars a pop? 4 dollars?&nbsp; </p><p>No thanks.&nbsp; </p>

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