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Death Metal Moe

09-14-2005, 08:42 AM

Mikeyboy wrote in the newest Newspaper Game thread:Mojo already laid down the law on this.  No more newspaper game threads.  They just attract people who have no other interest in the site except getting their numbers, and they just lead to fights between newbs and established posters.  <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /> <div align="left">Thank you Mojo and Mikeyboy!  Those fucking threads were GARBAGE.  All they did was have like 30 new people who never went over 10 posts come in and never come back.  The only people who went over 10 posts were the jerkoffs who wanted to fight back.  And we know how productive that was.</div><div align="left" /><div align="left">SO thank you to the staff for the Mojo Doctrine.  ZERO TOLERANCE!!!  What more do you expect from a communist?</div>

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DJEvelEd

09-14-2005, 08:45 AM

So what were today's numbers?

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09-14-2005, 08:45 AM

the Godfather needs Monday and Tuesdays...anyone able to help him out?

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09-14-2005, 08:52 AM

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TheMojoPin

09-14-2005, 08:55 AM

Hey, to be fair, this newest numbers thread was started by the former RF Mark, who most certainly is not a "jerkoff."  But like Mikey said, the policy really is we don't want these game threads, because they detract from the nature of the traffic to the site.  We don't want to become a destination for people just looking for lottery numbers. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> Too drunk to dream... << Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends. >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 9-14-05 @ 12:56 PM

The Jays

09-14-2005, 09:03 AM

So the biggest threat to ronfez.net is the numbers thread getting so
out of control that member demand that the theme be changed from Ron
and Fez to lottery? 

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Tall_James

09-14-2005, 09:09 AM

I, for one, applaud this decision and look forward to the crushing of those who dare to challenge Mojo.HAIL MOJO !!!

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The Jays

09-14-2005, 09:12 AM

hail or heil? 

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TheMojoPin

09-14-2005, 09:23 AM

quote: So the biggest threat to ronfez.net is the numbers thread getting so out of control that member demand that the theme be changed from Ron and Fez to lottery? <a href="http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com/" target="blank">Fuck what you heard.</a> <a href="http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com/" target="blank"><img src="http://www.thejays.completelyfreehosting.com/images/BarBanner.gif" border="0" /></a> Not at all.  It's just a completely unecessary pain in the ass.  When these threads get started they become a top search result on search engines and you get people coming here starting thread after thread asking for numbers in a variety of forums.  Yes, the bulk of this site is made up of threads that are "off topic," but these are utterly redundant and take up space and generally annoy the bulk of the regular posters.  If they stuck to one thread, not a problem, but continually you get people starting threads for individual days' worth of numbers with no relief in site.  Because of that, and because it's ultimately such an insignificant topic, we've decided a no tolerance policy works best for all.  It's not keeping people from getting the numbers elsewhere and it's one less problem to deal with on the board. 

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Knowledged_one

09-14-2005, 09:29 AM

I made a number 2

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The Jays

09-14-2005, 09:37 AM

Well then I'm glad that Mojo was able to nip this thing in the
bud.  Now we can turn our attention to more pressing threats, like
grey goo, and pirates.  Those are the two things I'm scared of. 

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TheMojoPin

09-14-2005, 09:40 AM

You're afraid of Gleep?<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> Too drunk to dream... << Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends. >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 9-14-05 @ 1:41 PM

JustJon

09-14-2005, 09:43 AM

We let the first one go because it brought traffic to the site and
board members were interested.  Unfortunately, as Mojo said, most
of those people were just littering the board with their numbers posts
and not using the rest of the board.  When the next numbers game
came up, the mods were tired of dealing with it and those threads were
banned.  We apologize to those members were genuinely interested
in having a thread like that, but unfortunately we cannot accomodate
this due to the unnecessary work involved.If an active member
misses a number on a day, you may ask a mod for permission to post in
the Game room that you are looking for that number.  If the
numbers are posted or a reasonable amount of time has passed, the
thread will be locked.  Members who do post in those threads we
ask that you please not start locky or post fake numbers that look
legitimate so we can take care of them quickly and easily.  Any
game number threads that don't have a mod permission will be
locked. 

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mdr55

09-14-2005, 02:19 PM

No! I need Tuesday's and Wednesday numbers dammit!!<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" />(I thought the face would have been bigger).  Who have thought that the board practices #'s discrimination. RonFez.net people are afraid of #'s people.      *you all know I'm joking right.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/annoyed.gif" />

mdr55

09-14-2005, 02:21 PM

It's All Moe's fault. It's not my fault he never WON anything.

Death Metal Moe

09-14-2005, 02:27 PM

I really like the one guy who was fighting with me in one of those stupid threads and said something like "I'll split the money with all of you" to try to make it seem better.  What a lying pile of dogshit.  And what was that going to do?  Make me NOT say they were stealing numbers, and the threads were full of useless posters?Anyway, all hail the Mojo Doctrine.  It is firm, yet fair.  Well, fair to us.

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mdr55

09-14-2005, 02:35 PM

Holy Crap! They got to Moe. What happened to free speech, free
numbers? How long before they start banning useless posts like "I woke
up this morning and woke up" or "I have a craving for the craving of
some bacon or at leat I thought I did".GDWC---Get Down with censorship. Save the drama for your momma.

mdr55

09-14-2005, 02:37 PM

I found a loop hole in the Mojo Doctrine.  It specifically states newpaper game threads. So if I ask for the numbers for today's Pick-4 it'd OKAY???

Death Metal Moe

09-14-2005, 02:43 PM

<img height="187" src="http://www.tinotopia.com/log/archive/images/10-bucks-1.jpg" width="222" border="0" />Here's 10 bucks.  Go play with yourself.

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mdr55

09-14-2005, 02:45 PM

Moe is toeing the company line to be the next Mod. Go Moe Go!    *you know I'm just busting your chops right? I agree 99% with the new policy.

Death Metal Moe

09-14-2005, 02:47 PM

Dude, if ANYONE here EVER was mentally impaired enough to even offer me a Modship, I would die out of shock.  You think they want ME making calls?  Hell no.  Besides, I'm already a big part of The Staff Room.  All my best work ends up there.

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Death Metal Moe

09-14-2005, 02:48 PM

AND I KNOW YOU'RE NOT KIDDING, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

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Death Metal Moe

09-14-2005, 02:49 PM

Ehhh, just kidding about me not knowing you were kidding.  Or were you kidding.....

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mdr55

09-14-2005, 02:52 PM

Dammit! Make up your mind.   So I know wether to be mad at you or not. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" />

Death Metal Moe

09-14-2005, 02:53 PM

Be mad at me just to be safe.

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Hottub

09-14-2005, 02:58 PM

If an active member misses a number on a day, you may ask a mod for permission to post in the Game room that you are looking for that number.  If the numbers are posted or a reasonable amount of time has passed, the thread will be locked.  Members who do post in those threads we ask that you please not start locky or post fake numbers that look legitimate so we can take care of them quickly and easily.  Any game number threads that don't have a mod permission will be locked. That all seems a bit convoluted. If there are members who are genuinely interested (I'd guess about 5) Set up a new section, give a member who actually buys the paper, moderator privilages for that section only. This member will post numbers every day. Set the forum so  "Replies are not allowed." Just my 2-bits!

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mdr55

09-14-2005, 03:03 PM

quote:Be mad at me just to be safe.<a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/"> 
</a> Dem fighting words!  So do you have the numbers or not?<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" />

Death Metal Moe

09-14-2005, 03:19 PM

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09-14-2005, 03:25 PM

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mikeyboy

09-14-2005, 03:28 PM

If an active member misses a number on a day, you may ask a mod for permission to post in the Game room that you are looking for that number.  If the numbers are posted or a reasonable amount of time has passed, the thread will be locked.  Members who do post in those threads we ask that you please not start locky or post fake numbers that look legitimate so we can take care of them quickly and easily.  Any game number threads that don't have a mod permission will be locked. Word of advice -- don't ask me.  I'll say no.

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09-14-2005, 03:28 PM

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09-14-2005, 07:14 PM

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JustJon

09-15-2005, 09:21 AM

I can't decide if I should hate moe, so I'll just give him a big ol' hug. Hottub,
it's a rare occassion only kinda thing as a favor to long standing
members, but overall we won't be giving it enough attention to give it
alot of threads, its own forum or anything else like that.  And it
applies to all number games.And El Mudo, the h is only funny the first time in a thread.  twice is just not funny. 

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Hottub

09-15-2005, 09:30 AM

OK, then fuck 'em!!I tend to ignore shit like that anyway!

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09-15-2005, 12:41 PM

quote: I can't decide if I should hate moe, so I'll just give him a big ol' hug.<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon11.gif" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/">Chaotic Concepts</a> Why would you hate me?  I'm celebrating a descison by the Ronfez.net administration.  The Mojo Doctrine FUCKING RULES!!! 

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