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Stewie

09-13-2005, 03:57 PM

OK so here it is <a href="http://www.flasharcade.com/game.php?urinal&2" target="_self">El Linko</a> this is a bathroom etiquette test.  I can't not express how many guys seem to break this rule.  I thought maybe it was just me being insecure but now that I see they have a test I feel a little better about it.Take the test and let me know if you agree or disagree.  Or just let me know how much of an ass I am.I just hate when people break the rule.

kevcala

09-13-2005, 04:02 PM

True until the last one . . granted it's not the best situation, but anyone who walks out needs to grow a pair.This is coming from the guy who will leave a bathroom to crap if there's someone in the center stall. 

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Stewie

09-13-2005, 04:04 PM

AHH and THAT is why I LOVE the handi-crapper.It's so spacious and just much more private  BUT I HATE when people leave reading material in there.  I WANT TO READ IT.  BUT it is IN THE BATHROOM someone else was reading it while dropping a nasty deuce.  So it is just sitting there torturing me.  AWFUL.I agree though that last one is where I head to a stall to piss.

This message was edited by Stewie on 9-13-05 @ 8:04 PM

kevcala

09-13-2005, 04:08 PM

quote:AHH and THAT is why I LOVE the handi-crapper.Me
too, except when the bowl is like 6 inches higher than a normal
one.  It just doesn't feel right and I can't kick the feeling of
being the little kid in the Barber's chair. 

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Death Metal Moe

09-13-2005, 04:34 PM

Ehhh, I usually pee where I have to pee.  I kinda like the toilet just because I'm used to pissing in one at home and at friend's houses.

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kRySpiE

09-13-2005, 04:42 PM

I had em all til the last one, I think I'd stay in there and pee it out though.

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sr71blackbird

09-13-2005, 04:50 PM

Bathrooms are my sanctuary, and my pet peeve.  No man should EVER intentially use a stall or urinal next to you, unless there is no other option available.  And there is always another option!  I cant tell you how many times I have walked into a bathroom and went to the last stall, and there are 4 other stalls available and some son-of-a-bitch will come into the stall next to me!  I want to kick in the door and beat the piss out of someone who does that, just so that it spreads the idea.  Also, never use a urinal if your more then a head taller then the guy near you.  Big no-no.  Never talk to or touch another man in a bathroom, no Nextels in the bathroom and no talking.  Period.I have begin locking the stall next to me as a habit now.  Next, if that fails, I will kick off the seat and leave a jagged edge.

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sr71blackbird

09-13-2005, 04:54 PM

As far as the game goes, there should have been options for a stall!I also feel there should be floor to ceiling spanning particians between all stalls and urinals and wide enough so you dont see any aspect of the next guy. I would love to design the perfect bathroom!

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Stewie

09-14-2005, 09:42 AM

quote: I have begin locking the stall next to me as a habit now.  Next, if that fails, I will kick off the seat and leave a jagged edge.My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?Wait a minute......Are you crawling on the bathroom floor? I can't even open the door to leave without using a paper towel.

JimBeam

09-14-2005, 09:54 AM

I got 5 out of 6 ( because the last one didnt give me the option of leaving ) but to be honest pissing isnt that bad.Dumping on the other hand requires flybys until the coast is clear.Thats just some personal time you need to yourself.

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Patches

09-14-2005, 10:00 AM

I've noticed peeing in the same urinal tends to freak people out.

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kevcala

09-14-2005, 10:15 AM

quote:I've noticed peeing in the same urinal tends to freak people out. 
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Furtherman

09-14-2005, 10:21 AM

What is with all the germophobes?If ya gotta go - you go.  No waiting for a particular stall, no cringing at a taken middle urinal... we're all humans and we all crap and pee.  Let your body make as much noise as possible.  It's healthy!  Grossed out?  Don't be such a pussy.If there's reading material - and it's not wet of brown or yellow - read it!  It won't kill you!Just wash your hands before you leave.  Thank you.

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Stewie

09-14-2005, 10:26 AM

I'm a pussy because I don't want some dudes knees rubbing against mine while I piss?Then YES I'm a pussy. I will admit there are some definite germophobe things...like the door, but that is just because some nasty ass people use the bathroom and DON'T WASH their hands afterwards.  I dont want any part of that. 

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Furtherman

09-14-2005, 10:28 AM

quote: I'm a pussy because I don't want some dudes knees rubbing against mine while I piss?Then YES I'm a pussy.  Where the hell do you piss where there is an even remote chance that some dude's knees will rub against yours?  That is an exaggeration and you know it.

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Stewie

09-14-2005, 10:31 AM

OK so it's a slight exageration.  WHO CARES.  I never once said that I won't piss if I have to.  I just prefer when someone doesn't saddle up right next to me. 

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