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stupernicus
09-13-2005, 10:42 AM
Would it be gay to say no to a woman with
oozing open sores?
y'all can blow my horse
Furtherman
09-13-2005, 10:44 AM
<p>What a stuper question.</p>
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Furtherman
09-13-2005, 10:45 AM
What a stuper question.
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SatCam
09-13-2005, 11:18 AM
<p>Oozing open sore? You mean a vagina?</p>
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kevcala
09-13-2005, 11:32 AM
A girl once asked me, point blank, if I was gay because I didn't try to
hook up with her the weekend she stayed at my house. Needless to
say she was a beast and I know she shaved her arms and her face.<br />
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Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.
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MrPink
09-13-2005, 11:43 AM
I'd still hit it!
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Mike Teacher
09-13-2005, 11:49 AM
<p><font size="1">open sores</font></p><p><font size="1">=</font></p><p><font size="1">US Open Sores?</font></p><p><font size="1">[self response in own thread]; 'Nice Hoo Hoo callback, Mike.'</font></p>
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SatCam
09-13-2005, 12:09 PM
<p>US Open Sores?</p><p><img src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40732000/jpg/_40732855_venus245x245.jpg" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p><font size="6">"UHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!!"</font></p>
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DJEvelEd
09-13-2005, 12:37 PM
<p>There's a way to fuck without ripping off those scabs. Be gentle and try using oil.</p><p>If that doesn't work, have her shove a crucifix up your ass and let Jesus fuck you. It's not gay if it's Jesus.</p>
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FUNKMAN
09-13-2005, 12:59 PM
sore sauce... almost as good as soy sauce but not quite
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