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Death Metal Moe
09-11-2005, 07:21 AM
<p>Oh man, it was EPIC! Corned Beef Hash slow cooked in a pan until not one, but both sides are browned to perfection. Plenty of buttered white toast. Oh yea. Then count 'em, 3 sunny side up eggs! Don't wimp out on your eggs folks, just fry them in butter, just don't eat these greasy bastards every morning. Pam doesn't have the flavor, and I can't fry ANYTHING in Crisco. It freaks me out.</p><p>Wash it all down with some orange juice and you have one killer breakfast. </p><p>Why did I post about it? </p><p>Well anyway, let's hear it for breakfast!!!</p>
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East Side Dave
09-11-2005, 07:34 AM
I never eat any breakfast unless it comes out of a budweiser can. Sad really.
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El Mudo
09-11-2005, 07:41 AM
If the beer for breakfast was good, how was the one for dessert?
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East Side Dave
09-11-2005, 07:44 AM
<p>Tasty. But now I need something to wash down dessert with....hmm...</p>
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Death Metal Moe
09-11-2005, 08:07 AM
Take that talk to a meeting. This is about big, robust breakfasts.
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I would suggest an ice-cold budweiser. It would really complement
the budweiserness of your dessert, and also leave you with a clean,
beechwood-aged budweiser aftertaste that keeps you fueled for a hard
day of watching football and drinking budweiser.<br />
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East Side Dave
09-11-2005, 08:18 AM
God, I love football.....and budweiser.
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In Ireland, the number one beer is football and the number one sport is budweiser.<br />
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East Side Dave
09-11-2005, 08:25 AM
<p>One of the prominent members of the Supreme Court is Sandra Day O'Budweiser.</p>
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Death Metal Moe
09-11-2005, 08:33 AM
You guys eat dick.
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East Side Dave
09-11-2005, 08:36 AM
Dick and Budweiser.
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MrPink
09-11-2005, 04:26 PM
<p><font size="1">In Ireland, the number one beer is football and the number one sport is budweiser.</font></p><p>I'm pretty sure that in Ireland, they wouldn't bother drinking a shitty beer like Bud. They are professionals over there. Now I want a Guiness and a free bar towel.</p>
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09-11-2005, 05:18 PM
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Death Metal Moe
09-11-2005, 05:50 PM
<p>Jesus Christ! ON TOPIC you bottom feeders!!!</p><p>BREAKFAST!!!! TOAST!! BACON!!! HASH BROWNS!!! WAFFLES!!! TAYLOR HAM!!!</p>
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mdr55
09-11-2005, 05:52 PM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><img width="480" height="640" border="0" src="http://www.andreacarlson.com/portfolio/swimsuit/images/budweiser.jpg" />
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09-11-2005, 06:58 PM
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Jennitalia
09-12-2005, 06:07 AM
I make a pretty awesome breakfast for my guy on weekends...omelets, bacon, potatoes, fruit, cinnamin french toast, coffee and oj
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09-12-2005, 06:30 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I'm pretty sure that in Ireland, they wouldn't bother drinking a shitty beer like Bud. They are professionals over there. Now I want a Guiness and a free bar towel. In Ireland, it's considered an imported beer, and it is very popular. I saw a lot of Irish drinking it in Dublin.<br />
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AppleBoy
09-12-2005, 07:04 AM
<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2">They sent the limo for East Side Dave. Way to go budday!</font></p><p><img height="360" src="http://www.nhra.com/results98/winston_finals/photos/sun1.jpg" width="450" border="0" /></p>
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Patches
09-12-2005, 07:11 AM
<p>I'll stick with the topic, Moe- breakfast is not only the most important meal of the day, but it's also fucking delicious. So is Budweiser, but I digress.</p><p>Anyway, I've had an epic breakfast or two in my day. 3 eggs, once over with the yolks slightly runny. BUTTERED (not margarined) white toast to sap up that delicious runny yolk. perfectly crisp bacon. A big ole' glass of OJ. If you want to get silly, have a few pancakes, like George Hamilton, perfectly tanned. Goddamn, that sounds pretty good right now.</p>
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Death Metal Moe
09-12-2005, 08:07 AM
<p>I remember once while out on the road with Unhallowed we stopped at a Perkins and I ate something called "The Tremndous 12." Huge breakfast. I can't even remember all the stuff that came with it, but I puked it back up as soon as I hit the parking lot. Not sure if it was just the volume of food or all the grease, but it was too much, even for me.</p>
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jpcolts
09-12-2005, 10:22 AM
Shitty breakfast for me...2 bad cups of coffee and a stale pop-tart. Oh yeah and a bowl of misery from my wife before I left for work!
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Snoogans
09-12-2005, 10:26 AM
<p>did someone say breakfast?</p><p> </p><p><img width="320" height="400" border="0" src="http://store.andrewchristian.com/catalog/images/FLASK.jpg" /> </p>
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09-12-2005, 10:30 AM
a bong hit for breakfast usually does the trick
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09-12-2005, 10:32 AM
bong hits are what make me hungry enough to eat breakfast<br />
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DarkHippie
09-12-2005, 01:46 PM
No sausage?
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09-12-2005, 02:42 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I'm pretty sure that in Ireland, they wouldn't bother drinking a shitty beer like Bud. They are professionals over there. Now I want a Guiness and a free bar towel. <p>In Ireland, it's considered an imported beer, and it is very popular. I saw a lot of Irish drinking it in Dublin.<br /></p><p>They were probably too drunk to know what they were drinking.</p>
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Death Metal Moe
09-12-2005, 02:43 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> <p>No sausage? </p></font>No sausage? <p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/HippieRat.jpg" border="0" /> </p>Finally on Myspace <a href="http://www.myspace.com/darkhippie" target="_blank">Visit this Website</a>Please love meYea, sorry about that. I'll do better next time.<br />
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09-12-2005, 02:44 PM
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Papa_Burgundy
09-12-2005, 03:50 PM
<p>i'd rather have breakfast than any other meal by far.</p><p>i love going to diners at night and getting breakfast, i love IHOP so much it deserves it's own thread. omelettes, bacon, ham, biscuts, english muffins, bagels, sausage, toast w/ butter, jelly, cream cheese, pancakes, french toast. it really can't be beat.</p><p>and mcgriddles, the all time greatest food ever!!</p><p>i'm going to make some eggs right now i think</p>
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Death Metal Moe
09-12-2005, 03:56 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>i'd rather have breakfast than any other meal by far.</p><p>i love going to diners at night and getting breakfast, i love IHOP so much it deserves it's own thread. omelettes, bacon, ham, biscuts, english muffins, bagels, sausage, toast w/ butter, jelly, cream cheese, pancakes, french toast. it really can't be beat.</p><p>and mcgriddles, the all time greatest food ever!!</p><p>i'm going to make some eggs right now i think</p>The human torch was denied a bank loan Welcome to the board. Please stay.<br />
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09-12-2005, 04:00 PM
my uncle likes scrapple...
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09-12-2005, 04:06 PM
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09-12-2005, 04:27 PM
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Patches
09-12-2005, 07:20 PM
McGriddles are fucking disgusting. I wouldn't feed one to Osama's dog.
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Death Metal Moe
09-12-2005, 07:28 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> <p>McGriddles are fucking disgusting. I wouldn't feed one to Osama's dog. </p></font>McGriddles are fucking disgusting. I wouldn't feed one to Osama's dog. <p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>Yea, the dog's already Jihad enough anyway.</p><p>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!<br /></p>
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09-13-2005, 05:47 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>my uncle likes scrapple... <br />Scrapple is awesome. I haven't had it in years! Now I'm starvin'.
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DarkHippie
09-13-2005, 11:45 AM
If anyone knows where there's a good breakfast buffet, let me know. i want to eat powdered eggs and sausage until I get the shits.
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DJEvelEd
09-13-2005, 11:52 AM
Is the McGriddle a sausage and egg on a hotcake sandwich? I dont like them because the sausage & egg taste clashes with the sweet taste of the hotcake. I need ketchup/catsup on my eggs, and syrup on my hotcakes. Eating them separate is better. Separate but equal I always say!
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09-13-2005, 11:53 AM
<p>Dear McDonalds,</p><p>Two words should never be associated with each other in the world of fast foods, Ever.</p><p>Breakfast, and Burrito.</p><p>Thank you for your time,</p><p>Mike's alimentary canal</p>
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Papa_Burgundy
09-13-2005, 02:43 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> <p>McGriddles are fucking disgusting. I wouldn't feed one to Osama's dog. </p></font>McGriddles are fucking disgusting. I wouldn't feed one to Osama's dog. <p>Yea, the dog's already Jihad enough anyway.</p><p> </p><p>1st off, that joke is enough to make me stay moe i must admit</p><p>2ndly, you can argue politics, religion, whether or not it's wrong to masturbate to your sister, anything really...</p><p>but what argument is there against mcgriddles? let's examine it.</p><p>you've got bacon egg and cheese that used to be on an english muffin. but instead of an english muffin you have pancake bread loaded w/ syrup!</p><p>that's like saying, i liked having a $20 bill and a $10 bill, but when i added the $100 bill i didn't like having bills anymore. </p><p>do the math kids</p>
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Death Metal Moe
09-13-2005, 02:53 PM
<p>Yea, I guess I had a bug up my ass that night man. I've eaten McGriddles before and they're OK. My real problem is just with McDonalds food. It's so greasy it makes my stomach hurt and sometimes makes me sorry later on the bowl.</p><p>As far as fast food sandwiches go, they're one of the better ones. </p><p>And my Jihad joke was Fecal Matter, made intentionally to be overly corny. If you liked it, I hope you enjoy some of my other humor more.</p>
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09-13-2005, 02:54 PM
<p>you've got bacon egg and cheese that used to be on an english muffin. <font size="4">but instead of an english muffin you have pancake bread loaded w/ syrup!</font></p><p></p><p>exactly!! Put all that shit on a roll, and save the pancake bread for the fucking dog!!</p><p> </p><p>PS This is the second time I agreed with EvelEd. WTF am I becoming? *shudder*</p>
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09-13-2005, 02:55 PM
<p>Oh wait, I didn't even say the part about the McGriddles. Jesus, I'm explaining myself for something I didn't even say. What the fuck is wrong with me?</p>
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09-13-2005, 03:01 PM
<p></p><p>Breakfast, and Burrito.</p><p>Thank you for your time,</p><p>Mike's alimentary canal</p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/squatholes_of_yemen/100_3810.JPG" border="0" /></p>
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09-14-2005, 03:02 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Oh wait, I didn't even say the part about the McGriddles. Jesus, I'm explaining myself for something I didn't even say. What the fuck is wrong with me?</p><p> </p><p>yeah you should have realized that you could have never said anything bad about mcgriddles. and as far as the jihad joke being "corny" it was so bad it was good. not mcgriddle good but i'm all about poor humor.</p>
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BeerBandit
09-14-2005, 03:43 PM
<font size="3">Every Sunday, before football: Two thin slices of
Taylor ham, slightly browned, two eggs scrambled with 2 tsps of
mayonnaise not milk, 2 slices of Country White toast, generously
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Death Metal Moe
09-14-2005, 03:49 PM
Wow, mayo in scrabled eggs instead of milk? I'll have to try that one.
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BeerBandit
09-14-2005, 06:33 PM
<font size="3">I started making them that way about 5 years ago, when
my wife (then fiance) moved in. Her Nana made them that
way. I haven't gone back to milk since. We visited my
parents a couple of weeks ago and my mother made milk scrambled eggs
for us. I had to put something other than salt on them they were
so bland. How do you non-mayo people live this way?<br />
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09-14-2005, 06:39 PM
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09-14-2005, 06:42 PM
<p>My favorite breakfast is pancakes with a side of bacon. Lots of butter and syrup with a big glass of OJ and some good coffee. My favorite vacation breakfast.</p>
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09-14-2005, 06:56 PM
<font size="3">I've never been able to understand how people can have
two different drinks at one meal. I understand at a restaurant
having a beverage along with the complimentary water, but orange juice
and coffee or milk and some other juice? Seems a bit cluttered.<br />
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09-14-2005, 09:03 PM
<p>Daily Breakfast:</p><p>12 ounce can of V-8 with a Men's One-A-Day vitamin, Bowl of Total Raisen Bran (with 1% low fat milk), glass of Tropicana Light and Healthy orange juice (which is great for someone like me because I always felt the regular juice was too heavy) and a light and fit cherry vanilla yogurt.</p><p>The occiasional, DELICOUS breakfasts I enjoy:</p><p>1.) Bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich (B.L.T). On a sandwich sized English muffin (Thomas' ONLY!, seriously there are no exceptions) with slow cooked, crisp oscar meyer bacon, romaine lettuce that has been thoroughly dried and any kind of ripe, decent sized tomato with the slice being just the right proportion.</p><p>2.) Old school frenched toast with butter, maple syrup and plenty of cinnamon. I won't get into specifics because it's a rarity I have been anywhere that screwed this choice up.</p><p>3.) A sunny side up egg with cracked black pepper placed over a buttered piece of white bread toast along with two Jones' sausages. </p><p>4.) On the road there is nothing better than a good ol' Egg McMuffin. </p><p>5.) Last but not least, the Chinese I had the night before (breakfast in bed). </p>
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09-14-2005, 09:06 PM
<p>I'm highly upset no one got my Johnny Cash/Kris Kristofferson reference...</p><p><font size="1">If the beer for breakfast was good, how was the one for dessert? </font></p><p> </p><p></p><p>Well I woke up Sunday morning,<br />With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.<br />And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,<br />So I had one more for dessert.<br />Then I fumbled through my closet for my clothes,<br />And found my cleanest dirty shirt.<br />An' I shaved my face and combed my hair,<br />An' stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.<br /><br /></p><p> </p><p><img height="227" src="http://www.gothamist.com/images/2003_9_johnnycash912.jpg" width="198" border="0" /></p>
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monsterone
09-14-2005, 09:48 PM
<p>i always loved the "kitchen sink" omlet at a local diner. just meat, cheese, veggie, hashbrowns, and meat on the sides. with oj and coffee also. </p><p>lately, it's a 32 oz soothie- banana, strawberries, kiwi, peaches, pears, vanilla/ honey, yogurt, and oj/ apple juice thrown into a blender.(still trying to perfect the recipe) and a cup of coffee.</p>
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Death Metal Moe
09-15-2005, 06:10 AM
<p>5.) Last but not least, the Chinese I had the night before (breakfast in bed). </p><p></p><p>2 hours later, are you hungry for more? Wacka Wacka. And what, no wasabi refrences? </p>
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Patches
09-15-2005, 06:26 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>you've got bacon egg and cheese that used to be on an english muffin. <font size="4">but instead of an english muffin you have pancake bread loaded w/ syrup!</font></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>exactly!! Put all that shit on a roll, and save the pancake bread for the fucking dog!!</p><p> </p><p>PS This is the second time I agreed with EvelEd. WTF am I becoming? *shudder*</p><img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/mysigs/hottub/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com. <p> </p><p> </p><p>EXACTLY. Those things are vile and should be looked into by the FDA. I mean, who from McDonalds actually said-</p><p>'well we know the Sausage Egg McMuffin is really bad for people, but there has got to be a way to make it even worse! THINK PEOPLE!'</p><p>'We could replace the regular semi wholesome bread with a sugary pancake type bread?'</p><p>'Brilliant!'<br /></p>
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FUNKMAN
09-15-2005, 07:58 AM
<p>use to get a ' double egg and sausage ' sandwich at the Russo's Restaurant on 14th St in Hoboken with SPK... it was to die for. especially when they didn't cook the whole yolk and that golden yellow goodness would ooze together with the SPK and you'd suck/slurp it off the ends of the sammich </p><p>good for ya too</p>
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Death Metal Moe
09-15-2005, 08:02 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>use to get a ' double egg and sausage ' sandwich at the Russo's Restaurant on 14th St in Hoboken with SPK... it was to die for. especially when they didn't cook the whole yolk and that golden yellow goodness would ooze together with the SPK and you'd suck/slurp it off the ends of the sammich </p><p>good for ya too</p><img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" /> <br /><img src="http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_20050913jimmyrod.JPG" border="0" />
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monsterone
09-15-2005, 07:00 PM
<p>the bomb breakfast can be found at hoffman's in new paltz, the breakfast sandwich.</p><p>hashbrowns, eggs, bacon, between 2 slices of cheese on bread. awesome.</p>
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09-15-2005, 07:03 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>EXACTLY. Those things are vile and should be looked into by the FDA. I mean, who from McDonalds actually said-<p>'well we know the Sausage Egg McMuffin is really bad for people, but there has got to be a way to make it even worse! THINK PEOPLE!'</p><p>'We could replace the regular semi wholesome bread with a sugary pancake type bread?'</p><p>'Brilliant!' </p><p> </p>whoever said that should be up for the goddamn nobel prize<br />
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