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babaz
09-08-2005, 04:30 PM
<p>There is a commercial for some new show that has a little girl saying:&quot;Mommy you smell different&quot; It freaks me the HELL out.</p><p>And for the show &quot;supernatural&quot; there is some kid sleeping, with blood dripping on his face...damn...</p><p>and anything that has to do with the Emily Rose movie...</p>

ChickenHawk
09-08-2005, 04:31 PM
Every time I see that commercial, I hope that the mother is gonna say "I switched deodorant brands."

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Papa_Burgundy
09-08-2005, 04:34 PM
any coming attraction w/ ashton kutcher makes me shit my pants in fear

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-08-2005, 05:24 PM
I get a little creeped out with the Emily Rose commercials. The faces of the people she sees creep me out.

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MrPink
09-09-2005, 08:36 PM
I haven't seen a scary movie trailer since I was a young lad and I saw a Freddie Krueger commercial.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-09-2005, 08:48 PM
<p>The scariest trailer I ever saw was for the Blair Witch Project.</p><p>The movie isn't as scary the second time around...</p>

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MrPink
09-09-2005, 09:02 PM
<p>The movie isn't as scary the second time around...</p><p>I hated that fuckin movie! If I wanted to see some dumbass kids runnin around and cursing, I'd step outside of my dorm. I felt bad for my mom cause she rented it for $1.99.</p>

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torker
09-09-2005, 09:31 PM
<p>There is a commercial for some new show that has a little girl saying:&quot;Mommy you smell different&quot; It freaks me the HELL out.</p><p>I've never seen the ad, but I was thinking about the 'smell different' thing on my way to work and it was creeping me out.</p>

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monsterone
09-09-2005, 09:51 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I get a little creeped out with the Emily Rose commercials. The faces of the people she sees creep me out. <img src="http://atamichimpo.50megs.com/images/alicebuckysig.jpg" border="0" /> &quot;We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder,&quot; - Kurt Cobain &quot;I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick.&quot; -Homer Simpson <p>&nbsp;</p><p>i'm such a half a fag.&nbsp; when bwp 1st came out, i was in new paltz and had to walk my dogs 3 times a day, 1 1/2 miles, half on a trail through the woods.&nbsp; for days, even though i'm walking 2 pitbulls, i'm freaked the fuck out by the lonely trail at night.</p><p>lately, and i've seen it a million times, the shining has freaked me out when i go down stairs late at night.&nbsp; the woman in the bathtub cackling freaked me the fuck out.</p><p>can't understand it, i like scary movies, but i felt something over my shoulder in the dark.<br /></p>

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MrPink
09-09-2005, 11:23 PM
<p>There is a commercial for some new show that has a little girl saying:&quot;Mommy you smell different&quot; It freaks me the HELL out.</p><p>What kind of kid goes around smelling their fuckin mother?</p>

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XMRonFez
09-10-2005, 11:22 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>What kind of kid goes around smelling their fuckin mother? <p>&nbsp;</p><p>I guess that depends on where your sniffing her. Now I have to know what she smells like... I want to see this movie...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>nothing scares me anymore, I'm too jaded</p>

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SpicyMcHaggis
09-11-2005, 12:27 AM
Can I ask what the context of that commercial is where the kid asks why the mom smells different?&nbsp; Is she like dead or something?<br />

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cougarjake13
09-11-2005, 06:41 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Can I ask what the context of that commercial is where the kid asks why the mom smells different?&nbsp; Is she like dead or something?<br /><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnetSpicy.jpg" border="0" /><a href="http://www.wqaq.com/" target="blank">WQAQ The Soundtrack of Quinnipiac</a> <p><font size="2">from the way they show the commercial the mother is tucking her daughter into </font></p><p><font size="2">bed and gets real close and the daughter just says &quot; you smell different&quot;.</font></p><p><font size="2">Prior to that you see a whole bunch of images that imply aliens are taking over</font></p><p><font size="2">humans bodies and I guess make a diffrerent smell.</font><br /></p>

torker
09-11-2005, 09:11 AM
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rumplestiltskin
09-11-2005, 01:36 PM
<p>the new Jennifer Lopez</p>

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torker
09-12-2005, 05:01 PM
<p>There is a commercial for some new show that has a little girl saying:&quot;Mommy you smell different&quot; It freaks me the HELL out.</p><p></p><p>Invasion on ABC.&nbsp; I just saw it.&nbsp; Your post was actually scarier than the commercial.</p>

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angrymissy
09-12-2005, 05:43 PM
<p><img title="1" height="254" alt="1" src="http://filebay1.home.comcast.net/jl1.jpg" width="333" border="0" /></p><p><img title="2" height="254" alt="2" src="http://filebay1.home.comcast.net/jl2.jpg" width="333" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://filebay1.home.comcast.net/jl3.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Overdone eyelift, botoxed forehead and looks like maybe cheek implants.&nbsp; That eyelift is AWFUL</p>

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Death Metal Moe
09-12-2005, 05:44 PM
Wow, Lopez got even uglier.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-12-2005, 05:45 PM
<p>She almost looks Philippino. </p><p>And why is she wearing a puffy shirt?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://atamichimpo.50megs.com/images/alicebuckysig.jpg" border="0" /> &quot;We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder,&quot; - Kurt Cobain &quot;I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick.&quot; -Homer Simpson</p>

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torker
09-12-2005, 06:01 PM
<p>And why is she wearing a puffy shirt?</p><p>But I don't want to be a pirate!</p><p>&nbsp;<img height="150" src="http://www.npr.org/movies/images/puffy200.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

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torker
09-12-2005, 06:04 PM
<p><img title="2" height="254" alt="2" src="http://filebay1.home.comcast.net/jl2.jpg" width="333" border="0" /></p><p>Rob Schneider is a hot chick.</p>

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rumplestiltskin
09-13-2005, 02:10 PM
<p><font size="1">that was funny</font></p>

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