"I Would Rather........" Game [Archive]

sr71blackbird

09-01-2005, 04:54 PM

The idea of the game is to come up with more and more horrid things you "would rather" do...   I would rather.. slam my fingers in a car door, then ever eat at Baja Fresh again. 

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DarkHippie

09-01-2005, 05:00 PM

I would rather be a hammer than a nail.

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torker

09-01-2005, 05:03 PM

I would rather have leeches on my scrotum than sit through Fever Pitch again.                    <img height="292" src="http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10224000/10224798.jpg" width="195" border="0" />

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torker

09-01-2005, 05:06 PM

Is it rather then or rather than?

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mdr55

09-01-2005, 05:12 PM

I would rather post in the "If you can have one thing" thread rather than the "I would rather" thread. Answer is: Computer.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/mellow.gif" />

curtoid

09-01-2005, 05:14 PM

I would rather join be a charter member of the Scritti Politti fan club than suffer through Wonderboy talking about modern art.*<div> </div><div><img src="http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/AMG_images/artists/P16297.JPG" alt=".jpg" border="0" width="150" height="150" /> <div> </div><div><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/surf.jpg" border="0" /></div></div>

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sr71blackbird

09-01-2005, 05:18 PM

I would rather jam a rusty icepick under my toenail, then watch another Steven Segal movie

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curtoid

09-01-2005, 05:19 PM

I would rather listen to Justine Bateman & Julia Roberts sing the "Satisfaction" soundtrack than read another "Cable TV/Satellite Radio" analogy. *><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009X75OC.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" height="500" border="0" width="353" />

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Death Metal Moe

09-01-2005, 05:35 PM

I would rather hang out with Snoogans again then get hit in the <strike>face</strike><strike>neck</strike>   <strike>chest</strike>   <strike>ankle</strike>   <strike>elbow</strike>   <strike>funnybone</strike>then get hit in the balls.

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Death Metal Moe

09-01-2005, 05:48 PM

I would rather hear a 5 hour Tom Leykis Radio Marathon then hear 1 Don and Mike sweeper.

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Death Metal Moe

09-01-2005, 05:51 PM

I would rather revisit an old gag then make up a new joke.Hey wait...

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Death Metal Moe

09-01-2005, 05:51 PM

I would rather drink horse urine than stand on line at the DMV.

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Bulldogcakes

09-01-2005, 06:04 PM

I would rather fuck Dan Rather than Fidel Castro. <img width="250" height="218" border="0" src="http://www.thememoryhole.org/media/rather-castro.jpg" /> So I guess I'm saying I'd rather Rather.  

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JPMNICK

09-01-2005, 06:06 PM

i would rather loot my city then conform to the norm that the white society has set out for me

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JesterOfSadness

09-01-2005, 06:55 PM

I would rather drink embalming fluid than drink Mountain DewI would rather drink Crystal Pepsi than drink Pepsi Twist...with LEMON!!11

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Reephdweller

09-02-2005, 06:44 PM

I would rather dive into a swimming pool full of double edged razor blades, then spend one more minute, with you.<img height="75" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:au0iKVDVBzkJ:www.paulsfinest.com/images/baking/razor_blades_lg.jpg" width="124" border="0" />

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sr71blackbird

09-02-2005, 06:49 PM

I would rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I diiiie...then spend, one more minute, with you...<img height="116" src="http://beardface.com/images/public/weird-al.jpg" width="99" border="0" />

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landarch

09-02-2005, 06:54 PM

I would rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass......than spend one more minute with you

sr71blackbird

09-04-2005, 05:33 AM

I would rather suck on a hospital mop, then be in Mississippi right now

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Death Metal Moe

09-04-2005, 06:13 AM

I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face, then spend, one more minute, with you.Aaah aaah aaah oooooooo

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WRESTLINGFAN

09-04-2005, 06:32 AM

"Id rather have a bottle in front of me, than have to go thru a frontal labotamy". I believe that was from a country western song

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Death Metal Moe

09-04-2005, 06:50 AM

quote: "Id rather have a bottle in front of me, than have to go thru a frontal labotamy". I believe that was from a country western song You are probably right, but I always thought Milk and Cheese made it up.  I guess that's just the 1st place I ever read the phrase.

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sr71blackbird

09-05-2005, 05:28 PM

Id rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, then spend, one more minute, with you.

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DJEvelEd

09-05-2005, 06:46 PM

I would rather give myself a self-abortion inside my Mother's cunt than spend one more cunt filled minute with you.   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C. <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

09-05-2005, 06:51 PM

I would rather do buttchug out of Al Duke's ass than go on a boating trip down a backwoods river with TheMojoPin. No wait, They're both gay!!!  I stink at this game....<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a>

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PapaBear

09-05-2005, 07:22 PM

I'd rather clean wax out of my ears with a Dremel, than listen to Coldplay. 

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sr71blackbird

09-07-2005, 05:28 PM

I would rather drink skell piss out of a dirty ashtray, than sit through the remake of The Manchurian Candidate

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fiestygal

09-07-2005, 07:04 PM

i would rather become a nun than deal with petty shit from guys again

i would rather burn my clit off than sit thru any concert put on by yanni, celine dion, or barbara streisand

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Snoogans

09-07-2005, 07:07 PM

i would rather become a nun than deal with petty shit from guys again pot, meet kettle 

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reeshy

09-08-2005, 06:20 AM

I would rather watch Snoogan's get hit in the balls with a softball than hang out in Mojo's fag bookstore!!!!!!!

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tbonesteak

09-08-2005, 07:05 AM

I would rather listen to Ron and Fez on terrestrial radio for free than spend one fucking dime to hear them on satellite. 

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