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JimBeam

08-31-2005, 11:43 AM

Finders keepers.<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050831/ap_on_fe_st/creepy_centipede">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050831/ap_on_fe_st/creepy_centipede</a>

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Furtherman

08-31-2005, 11:47 AM

JEEPERS CREEPERS!!!! I don't mind bugs but if I found that behind my TV there would be a Furtherman-shaped hole in the wall and I'd still be running.

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IrishAlkey

08-31-2005, 11:51 AM

JimBeam

08-31-2005, 12:16 PM

Yeah I mean I don't care how uneasy you are around bugs, I persoanlly can tolerate them as long as they don't violate my personal space ( nostrils, earholes, etc ... ), but something that big is nasty.

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Tall_James

08-31-2005, 12:26 PM

Hopefully he shot some of the mushrooms out of the way before killing it...<img height="448" src="http://www.crazykong.com/cabs/centipede/CentipedeScreenPicB.jpg" width="420" border="0" />

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torker

08-31-2005, 12:50 PM

I found out today that I've got termites.          <img height="123" src="http://www.biology.neu.edu/images_faculty/rosengaus/termites_wood.jpg" width="166" border="0" />

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kevcala

08-31-2005, 12:51 PM

<img width="507" height="363" border="0" src="http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/doom/bugs.jpg" />quote:Yeah
I mean I don't care how uneasy you are around bugs, I persoanlly can
tolerate them as long as they don't violate my personal space (
nostrils, earholes, etc ... ), but something that big is nasty. 
It's funny you say that,
because, last night as I was leaving work . . a bug flew right into my
eye. I actually felt it land on my eyeball. So I freak out
and start rubbing it and closing my eye and blowing my nose, and I
thought I got it out. So, like, 2 hours later I'm watching tv and
my eye is still bothering me, so I go to the bathroom, look, and don't
see anything, but when I rub it, there's a ditinct pain, so, I start
flushing it with water and low and behold the fucking bug comes
out. It was the size of a small ant and it had been in my eye for
like 2 hours. I left it on the sink to show my girlfriend so
someone else would know how grossed out I felt. 
 

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This message was edited by kevcala on 8-31-05 @ 4:52 PM

IrishAlkey

08-31-2005, 12:52 PM

I found out today that I've got termites.That's what happens when you let guys bang you in the ass. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/alkey.gif" border="0" />

This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 8-31-05 @ 4:52 PM

Furtherman

08-31-2005, 12:53 PM

quote: I found out today that I've got termites.  You have a wooden leg, matey?

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kevcala

08-31-2005, 12:54 PM

quote: It's funny you say that,
because, last night as I was leaving work . . a bug flew right into my
eye.  
quote: That's what happens when you let guys bang you in the ass.
  
 What I do for a living is none of your business.

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Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.

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torker

08-31-2005, 12:56 PM

It was the size of a small ant and it had been in my eye for like 2 hours.I wonder it layed some eggs in your ocular cavity?

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FUNKMAN

08-31-2005, 01:01 PM

it's got legs, it knows how to move them... 

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JimBeam

08-31-2005, 01:55 PM

Yeah you're lucky that thing didnt gnaw its way into your brain dude.At the very least I'm sure it spawned something in your eyeball.Good luck with that.

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Davios

08-31-2005, 02:03 PM

quote: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050831/ap_on_fe_st/creepy_centipede">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050831/ap_on_fe_st/creepy_centipede</a> What the hell is George Karl doing investigating insects????

MrPink

08-31-2005, 02:11 PM

Great, now you have me searching my dorm looking for insects.

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Tell me you got the fucking golf shoes!

newport king

09-01-2005, 06:34 PM

The creature measured nine inches long by just under an inch wide well at least i got him beat on the width.

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JPMNICK

09-01-2005, 06:37 PM

it took some balls to trap that thing. i would have vaccuumed it up and then threw the bag away.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

09-01-2005, 07:22 PM

Suddenly I feel very itchy.

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Snoogans

09-01-2005, 07:29 PM

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Contra

09-04-2005, 11:05 PM

THERE IS A SCORPION ON MY BACK!!!!

I don't know whats creepier, the scorpion or the weasel!

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Furtherman

10-18-2005, 10:10 AM

<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4351490.stm" target="_blank">A 10ft (3m) snake thought to have been living in sewage pipes in a block of flats for three months has been caught on a bathroom floor.</a> The creature has been spotted on several occasions and homeowners have put bricks on toilet seats in a bid to keep the beast from popping out of the pan. Previous sightings of the animal were treated with scepticism but firefighters were called to the block of flats on Clyde Road, West Didsbury, Manchester after it confronted a resident going to the toilet in the middle of the night.  <img height="320" src="http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/andre-the-giant/andre5.jpg" width="228" border="0" />

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Furtherman

06-29-2006, 09:52 AM

<img src="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/06/beetleDN270606_228x260.jpg" border="0" />More strange bugs showing up in the UK.  It's a bug country!!!!<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=392772&in_page_id=1770" target="_blank">Rare giant beetle scares workers but survives</a>

Furtherman

12-02-2008, 06:35 AM

Look what SHE found...

Woman finds 14 baby pythons in bedroom (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/11/30/Woman_finds_14_baby_pythons_in_bedroom/UPI-94661228027702/)

"I hate snakes and as I walked backwards and forwards I would see another one," she said. "They were everywhere -- there was one curled around my bedhead, another around the bottom of the chair, and when I went outside there was one in the hallway, another on the railing and another on the step. It was like I was having a nightmare."