It's that time..for TEXAS HOLD 'EM.... [Archive]

Justice4all

08-29-2005, 04:55 AM

Round FIVE...damn has it been 4 games gone already????Well you all know the drill. This game will take place on Saturday Sept. 24th., unless otherwise notified by me or Crippler.Same rules apply as all the past game. Buy in will stick at 40.00 Game time will be 6pm.Hope to see everyone there. Ohyea....Funk...can you bring the kielbasa????

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"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

MHasegawa

08-29-2005, 05:48 AM

I'm down. 

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FUNKMAN

08-29-2005, 07:12 AM

Ohyea....Funk...can you bring the kielbasa????no problem and thanks for the invite! i'll be sure to tell Dre it's the 25th <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

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jimmyNYC

08-29-2005, 07:17 AM

i'm in."THEY WERE 3-9 SUITED!!! " 


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Snoogans

08-29-2005, 07:22 AM

Im in.  

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IrishAlkey

08-29-2005, 07:47 AM

I'll stay sober long enough to win this time.

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jimmyNYC

08-29-2005, 07:52 AM

quote:I'll stay sober long enough to win this time.

<img border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/alkey.gif" /> damn i was looking forward to you yelling "give me a chance to see what i got" 

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Jennitalia

08-29-2005, 08:24 AM

as always, count me in as a definite maybe.  (i will try my damnest to make this one)

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mdr55

08-29-2005, 04:11 PM

Forget poker. When's the next softball game?

PanterA

08-29-2005, 04:13 PM

I'm in this round.

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Crippler

08-29-2005, 05:55 PM

quote: Forget poker. When's the next softball game? Now there's something I thought I would never hear out of you.

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FUNKMAN

08-29-2005, 06:17 PM

Now there's something I thought I would never hear out of you.same hereit's either the kielbasa or too much sun...

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Snoogans

08-29-2005, 06:31 PM

id be down to try to have a game the day of the next event 

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Justice4all

09-07-2005, 02:23 PM

Well the game is only two weekends away.....I am going to need to get a final head count by the middle of next week,Thanks all

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

IrishAlkey

09-07-2005, 02:25 PM

You can count my head.

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mdr55

09-07-2005, 02:39 PM

mdr55 + 4 guest

Snoogans

09-07-2005, 03:19 PM

Im not counting on head from any of those cockteases.....oh oh yea ill be there 

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spoon

09-07-2005, 04:00 PM

In.

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Justice4all

09-16-2005, 06:59 AM

Ok folks...this is now one week away...looks like it will be a small crowd this time (unless some people are not letting me know they are coming)Anyway...you know the drill...and MDR...please no posts 4 hours before the game is going to start going "Is anyone there yet? Who is coming?" <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

jimmyNYC

09-16-2005, 07:02 AM

quote:...please no posts 4 hours before the game is
going to start .... 
  
 is that 4 hours before the suggested start or the actual start? 

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Justice4all

09-16-2005, 01:23 PM

Ya know Jim...for someone who has not been to one of these games yet you know surprisingly alot about it! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" />

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

jimmyNYC

09-16-2005, 02:55 PM

quote: Ya know Jim...for someone who has not been to one of these games yet you know surprisingly alot about it! i have my sources ..... besides a smart player always knows what kind of game he's walking into 

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mdr55

09-16-2005, 02:58 PM

Snoogans, you better be practicing Madden, I don't want to hear any excuses for when I beat your ass.And no playing with homemade teams or all-madden best of whatever.Right Justice.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" />

Snoogans

09-16-2005, 07:10 PM

Snoogans, you better be practicing Madden, I don't want to hear any excuses for when I beat your ass.
And no playing with homemade teams or all-madden best of whatever.
im not quite sure you know the hell you just walked
into. This isnt even the new madden, this is madden 05. Ask Fallon what
happened when we used to play madden 05. And dont worry, even if we
played the new one, ill murder you, cause you will hate the cones so
much you will stop passing.  

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Justice4all

09-17-2005, 10:07 PM

quote: Snoogans, you better be practicing Madden, I don't want to hear any excuses for when I beat your ass.And no playing with homemade teams or all-madden best of whatever.Right Justice.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />    Hey hey hey....My team is totally legit! I have to deal with salary caps and everything!So bring it....I know I can beat your ass...you won by ONE point..it was not like it was a blowout! 

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

mdr55

09-17-2005, 11:00 PM

I beat you twice. And both games you couldn't stop my running
attack. You did a better job avoiding my blitzes in the second game,
I'll give you that.  Oh yeah. mdr55 and 4 guests.

spoon

09-17-2005, 11:04 PM

Fuck that, let's play real ball!  My neighbor's on my team.  <img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!

This message was edited by spoon on 9-18-05 @ 3:06 AM

mdr55

09-17-2005, 11:06 PM

Is she hot?

mdr55

09-17-2005, 11:13 PM

We all just came back from AC. Unfortunately I lost my buy-in fornext week, so I'll be watching you all.              Yeah
right. Spoon you're going down. Don't forget to take a shower to take
that bulls-eye off your back as the defending champ. And bring the dogs
with you so you don't have that excuse "I had to walk the dogs
otherwise I would have played better."

MHasegawa

09-18-2005, 04:06 AM

I'm still up in the air, I'll find out on Friday if I'll be working that night. 

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spoon

09-18-2005, 08:35 AM

"And bring the dogs with you so you don't have that excuse "I had to walk the dogs otherwise I would have played better."" Too bad I finished second that Tourney Marc.  So I guess I used that on one person.  Oh well.

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

FUNKMAN

09-20-2005, 06:49 PM

nephews Dre and Mike, and myself are in...

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Justice4all

09-21-2005, 01:41 PM

Well ok then...looks like we have the makings of a big game going on around here. So far the head count is as follows...Myself + one guestCripplerFunk + his two nephews, Dre and MikeSpoon + two guests from himMDR + 2 guests from himSnoogansIrish alkeyjimmynycBobby P.Manny (MHasagawa)Stickey are you and your woman coming again? In the MAYBE collum....JennSpoon's two other guests.One more Guest  for me.two more from MDR's pileDid I miss anyone else???? If so please chime in. We have 17 definates so far...nice group!If the maybe's come then we have 23 altogether. Let's try to make this one the biggest yet.

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

IrishAlkey

09-21-2005, 01:44 PM

And Silera if we can find someone to watch the shit machine...

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spoon

09-21-2005, 10:58 PM

shit machine?  I qualify for that title too.  Here's some advice Alkey, stop drinking and eating white castle with the little guy.  Wait until he's at least 4, then get him sloshed.  Until then, you have to clean the mess, so no touchy the booze and white castle until you've mastered the potty buddy!As for the game I'm probably bringing 3 plus myself.  With the likes of Dre, Sticky, 2 of my 3 friends, MDR, Alkey, Jimmy and Joe Dirt, this one will be a toughly contested game.  Oh did I forget Tom and John, well at least John deserves an honorary mention, but Tom plays like cybersoldier, Duke or Sexybastard at a softball game!  Did I just type that?  Ooops.<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!

This message was edited by spoon on 9-22-05 @ 3:02 AM

Justice4all

09-22-2005, 12:43 AM

Ok ya little shit machine....I hope you and I come down to it and I beat your ass on a 6-3 unsuited. Yea I know...big surprise I will stay in with that hand anyway right?? That way you will be REALLY pissed off when you lose (is that manly enough for you...oh yea...and your woman is HOT...I really dig those asian chicks with the tight bodies!)  See you there pal!!! p.s. Golf next week?<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/j4a3_sig.gif" border="0" /> "Did you catch all of that in your mouth??" "You betcha!!!!!" "That's disgusting" "Shut up and keep sucking!"

This message was edited by Justice4all on 9-22-05 @ 4:45 AM

spoon

09-22-2005, 01:38 PM

Nice try but you're still a puss.  I see crip has been working with you, but you keep staring at his ass.  And you'd have to be the biggest card rack in the world to win this tourney.  It's happened before, so you have about a 0.5% chance overall.  My fav rankings (top ten) for this tourney will go as follows:  1) Sticky 2) Dre 3) Alkey4) Spoon5) Jimmy 6) MDR7) Snoogans8) Craig (my friend)9) MDR's buddy (forget his name)10) Bobby P (darkhorse pick in first tourney) The rest of the pack has a decent chance no doubt, but these are my odds on favs for this tourney.  

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

mdr55

09-22-2005, 03:43 PM

quote: 
9) MDR's buddy (forget his name) 
 Which one of the crazy JC 88s?

spoon

09-22-2005, 03:49 PM

Pete (pretty good player)

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

mdr55

09-22-2005, 03:53 PM

quote:1) Sticky 2) Dre 3) Alkey4) Spoon5) Jimmy 6) MDR7) Snoogans  
 It would be crazy wild if all 7 started out on the same table. And Justice somehow won. What would be the odds of that?

spoon

09-22-2005, 03:59 PM

I believe those odds would possibly be negative.  In all fairness, you'd win a lot of money if you bet on Tom and he won.  But that's what we call "fairy tales".  Not surprisingly this is the same name of Tom's autobiography!  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" />

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

mdr55

09-22-2005, 04:19 PM

So are we going to have side betting who wins the tournament??? Just
imagine if it's you and Tom as the last 2. Do you lose the tournament
on purpose to win the side bet on Tom winning which would pay 50-1 or
something?

spoon

09-22-2005, 05:05 PM

First off, I'd never make that bet.  Even if his odds were that good for him.  Tom in this tourney is like Hosp entering the Mr. Universe contest.

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Snoogans

09-22-2005, 06:46 PM

quote:Fuck that, let's play real ball! My neighbor's on my team.  quote:is she hot?  <img width="65" height="90" border="0" src="http://espn.starwave.com/i/nfl/profiles/players/statsid/s7286.jpg" />I bet Tom would do him, but I dont think he is your type MDR  <img border="0" src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194" /> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU 



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Justice4all

09-23-2005, 10:21 AM

I am gonna say nothing, just take all of your money and win this fucking thing for the 1st time ever.<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/j4a3_sig.gif" border="0" /> "Did you catch all of that in your mouth??" "You betcha!!!!!" "That's disgusting" "Shut up and keep sucking!"

This message was edited by Justice4all on 9-23-05 @ 2:22 PM

spoon

09-23-2005, 02:42 PM

Yah, that's actually the reason we need to talk bro. 

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

FUNKMAN

09-23-2005, 04:50 PM

i don't know, i've won over 200 bucks at the loser's table... sure I'd like to make the final table but coming in anywhere from 4th to 6th place is like kissing your sister. it's only exciting for a minute or twolook forward to seeing everybody tomorrow night... it's pretty damn cool just being there with you nice folks

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spoon

09-23-2005, 08:20 PM

quote: Ohyea....Funk...can you bring the kielbasa????<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/j4a3_sig.gif" border="0" /> "Did you catch all of that in your mouth??" "You betcha!!!!!" "That's disgusting" "Shut up and keep sucking!" I can't believe I let this one slip.  I guess Funk is staying over as well.  Have fun you two!  I knew this about Tom, but Funk you have a family!  To each his own.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" /> 

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

FUNKMAN

09-23-2005, 08:40 PM

I can't believe I let this one slip.  I guess Funk is staying over as well.  Have fun you two!  I knew this about Tom, but Funk you have a family!  To each his own.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" />no prob J... i know you want in too! i could tell by the way you chase my balls at the softball game...

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spoon

09-23-2005, 08:54 PM

Hell I loved your sausage even more!  I'm in!

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Snoogans

09-23-2005, 08:58 PM

i might have to miss this tourney if its gonna be a gay orgy. Im not down with that. Im monogomous 

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spoon

09-23-2005, 09:03 PM

Who's that one person?  You can't count yourself sucker!  Oh and you would still probably strike out anyway so you should stay home.  Think of it this way, you'd save $40 bucks (plus whatever other crazy bets you'd make) and still feel good about yourself.  If you come it'll......"be a blow" to your ego!

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

FUNKMAN

09-23-2005, 09:08 PM

all i can say is i got my kielbasa marinating as we speak and they'll be plenty to go around...  i'll have both barrels loaded tomorrow not only with Dre but with my nephew Mikey... i'm not making any bold predictions, all i can say is "i heard some things"<img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" />

This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 9-24-05 @ 1:08 AM

mdr55

09-24-2005, 06:55 AM

Anyone there yet???

Snoogans

09-24-2005, 07:15 AM

Yea I am, so you can leave now 

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mdr55

09-24-2005, 07:16 AM

How do I know you're not bluffing.

Snoogans

09-24-2005, 07:19 AM

i dont know, i guess you'll just have to trust me 

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mdr55

09-24-2005, 07:31 AM

quote:i dont know, i guess you'll just have to trust me 

<img border="0" src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194" /> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU  You
don't know how many times I've heard my clients say that at work before
I take their drug screen. And I come back with a positive test result.
Then it's like: "I swear I didn't do any of that stuff, I was just
hanging out with people that did and I breathe their air" or "It was
the poppy seeds dammit!". Or "Cells are pourous and it just absorbed it
into my body" Whatever. I'll see you in a few.

Snoogans

09-24-2005, 07:34 AM

i like the middle one, the poppy seed excuse. You guys have the test to determine what opiate it is right?That and the breathe it in excuse, both classics and niether had ever been the case. 

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Justice4all

09-24-2005, 08:23 AM

quote: Anyone there yet??? Justhaaaaaaaaaad to say it didn't you. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" /> oh yea...snoogs...if you want to come warly to play madden for a bit try not to come earlier then 5...we will be doing cleaning up until then. Thanks 

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"You betcha!!!!!"
"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

Snoogans

09-24-2005, 08:46 AM

im outside already tom, answer the door 

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mdr55

09-24-2005, 09:23 AM

quote:i like the middle one, the papi.
<img border="0" src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Snoogans194" /> GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0 GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU<img width="379" height="283" border="0" src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050913/capt.nsd11009130059.red_sox_blue_jays_nsd110.jpg?x =380&y=283&sig=LrsRtD5fmKU_HgG3n0iVOw--" />   Why am I not surprised?

jimmyNYC

09-24-2005, 11:57 AM

quote: My fav rankings (top ten) for this tourney will go as follows:  1) Sticky 2) Dre 3) Alkey4) Spoon5) Jimmy 6) MDR7) Snoogans8) Craig (my friend)9) MDR's buddy (forget his name)10) Bobby P (darkhorse pick in first tourney) wow i play one game & i make the top 5, not too much pressure 

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IrishAlkey

09-24-2005, 12:21 PM

Do they know we have to sit adjacent to each other at the corner of a table?

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Crippler

09-24-2005, 12:35 PM

I GUARANTEE VICTORY TONIGHT Nobody else has a chance in hell. The only person who can beat me is Snoogans

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spoon

09-24-2005, 12:41 PM

I thought that's why Snoogans goes early.  You know to "beat" you Crip.

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

FUNKMAN

09-24-2005, 08:31 PM

well, im sitting here at cripplers pc because i not be playing anymore... i wasn't the first overall to go out but the first at my table. and there won't be no losers table winnings for me either, i got knocked out on the first hand, by my nephew Dre "of all people". the flop was king/jack/nine and i had a jack and a nine, Dre wound up having a king and a nine...i shall go home soon being we have band rehearsal in the morning. the final game has not even begun yet due to Spoon, MDR55, and my nephew Mike are still playing. it's going to be a very late night for the final table "when it gets started"...

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spoon

09-24-2005, 11:21 PM

Tried my best to go back to back but I could only land a 2nd place finish.  5 for 5 on the final table though and in the money 3/5 times.  I'm content with that, but first would have been nice.  Less for the money, more for the feel.  I dedicated this game to the honor of BCC.  May he suck my ass.   Amen.

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

mdr55

09-24-2005, 11:34 PM

Came in 5th. But it was tough making it to the final table between Mike, me and spoon. Oh yeah. Justice beat me in Madden with his "homemade" team. So I'm 2/3 against him. Good game man.

jimmyNYC

09-25-2005, 09:41 AM

good tourney everyone. thanks again for a great time. spoon - i placed 4th so i think i should get a % for doing better than your prediction (like a signing bonus)by the way i waited longer for the final table than it took me to get back to new yawck (that's for you snoogs) 

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mdr55

09-25-2005, 10:02 AM

Thanks for the food Funk. (I don't know how to spell Kielabase).  <img width="300" height="100" border="0" align="middle" src="http://www.huntermfg.com/heritage/nhl/senators.jpg" />GO SENS GO!!!

mdr55

09-25-2005, 10:04 AM

Who won the other game between Dre, Crip, and Snoogans?? <img width="300" height="100" border="0" src="http://www.huntermfg.com/heritage/nhl/senators.jpg" />

FUNKMAN

09-25-2005, 12:29 PM

Who won the other game between Dre, Crip, and Snoogans??i would have won it if i didn't get knocked out in the FIRST HAND! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" />even I have to laugh at that one...

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mdr55

09-25-2005, 02:11 PM

Kudos to Spoon's lady for the cookies. Don't hesitate to bring some more next time. 
 
And if you make Oatmeal Raisin that would be swell too.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" /> Spoon you lucky dawg you!<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" /> 

This message was edited by mdr55 on 9-25-05 @ 6:15 PM

mdr55

09-25-2005, 02:20 PM

And whomever took out my boy Chris......   A big "Thank You!" He was talking so much trash before the game. I'm glad he was taken out early. <img width="211" height="209" border="0" align="middle" src="http://www.webruler.com/SHRINERS/1%20Senators.jpg" />Go SENS GO!

mdr55

09-25-2005, 02:22 PM

quote:I GUARANTEE VICTORY TONIGHT Nobody else has a chance in hell. The only person who can beat me is Snoogans

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DAMN! You guys got him Good!!!! I'm still laughing at that one.
Especially when he shoved his Chips towards you when he taught he lost.
Classic!

Snoogans

09-25-2005, 02:46 PM

that was fucked up man. I wish someone had a camera so i could see the look on my face.  for
those who dont know, i went out to smoke and dre and crip made a fake
hand so that i got pocket kings and ended up with a full house, only to
have an ace come on the river to give Crip a full house with the pair
of aces he was holding. I was so mad thinkin i lost like that, that i
knocked the chips all over the table. THEN they told me they set it up.
It had to be the funniest thing so far at our get togethers 

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stickyfingers

09-25-2005, 03:34 PM

so who won?

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mdr55

09-25-2005, 03:38 PM

1. Scott (Table 1) 
2. Spoon (Table 3) 
3. Craig (Spoon's friend) (Table 2) 
4. JimmyNYC (T2) 
5. mdr55 (T3) 
6. mdr55's brother (T1) Updated to let you know who sat at what table. 







This message was edited by mdr55 on 9-25-05 @ 7:59 PM

mdr55

09-25-2005, 03:46 PM

7. Mike (Funkman's nephew) (T3) 
8. Phil (T1) 
9. TJ (T2) 
10- 13. Dre (T1), Crippler (T2), Justice4all (T3), Funkman (T3) 
 14.Chris (mdr55's friend) (T1) 
15 & 16. Snoogans and IrishAlkey (Jimmy took out both of them in one hand) (T2) 
   That's how it went down. Table 2 was the 1st to clearTable 1 was nextTable 3 took forever to get down to the final two. In fact it took longer than the actual final table round.  



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spoon

09-25-2005, 03:55 PM

Poor Snoogs is now setting records on first out.  Twice in a row, out on his ass first.  At least he got to spend more time with his girlfriend Alkey.  And what happened to you Sticky?

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

spoon

09-25-2005, 03:56 PM

quote: 1. Scott (Table 1) 2. Spoon (Table 3) 3. don't remember his name (One of spoon's friends?) (Table 2) 4. JimmyNYC (T2) 5. mdr55 (T3) 6. mdr55's brother (T1) Updated to let you know who sat at what table. This message was edited by mdr55 on 9-25-05 @ 7:53 PM 3) Craig (my friend indeed)  3) Craig (my friend indeed) 

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Snoogans

09-25-2005, 04:00 PM

yea it wasnt a good night. I dont think I even played that bad, but I
got a roll of bad cards and started to try to force things, which is a
big mistake. Gotta be a little more patient. I played alot better on
the second game table but i felt like shit and got tired so i just let
it up to chance. 

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stickyfingers

09-25-2005, 04:16 PM

quote: And what happened to you Sticky? And what happened to you Sticky? <img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!well, I woke up in wilmington, NC.  Tried like hell to make it back in time, but the Million Mom Cindy Sheehan Anti-War March was taking place in DC so the roads were packed with women driving SUV's talking on cell phones.  This was problematic. 

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mdr55

09-25-2005, 04:24 PM

quote:Ok
ya little shit machine....I hope you and I come down to it and I beat
your ass on a 6-3 unsuited. Yea I know...big surprise I will stay in
with that hand anyway right?? That way you will be REALLY pissed
off when you lose (is that manly enough for you...oh yea...and your
woman is HOT...I really dig those asian chicks with the tight bodies!) See you there pal!!! p.s. Golf next week?<img border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/j4a3_sig.gif" /> "Did you catch all of that in your mouth??" "You betcha!!!!!" "That's disgusting" "Shut up and keep sucking!"

This message was edited by Justice4all on 9-22-05 @ 4:45 AM  You
had PLENTY of chances to take on Spoon but you didn't. I wanted you to
take his chips but you kept folding! You KNOW he had to be bluffing one
of those times it was just the 2 of you battling it out.

spoon

09-25-2005, 04:38 PM

I'll give Tom some credit on this one.  He would have lost 3 of the 4 times no matter what.  One time he definately had a chance to win, but he was short-stacked and wouldn't have hurt me much.  He had to make the call on if that was going to be his shot at doubling up.  He passed it up, but I did have a good hand at least.  So all in all Tom started to turn the corner with his game.  Would I still hope for him to draw my table, absofuckinglutely!  But is he free money at this point, jury is still out.  Looks as though he may be ready for his move in tourney 6.  We'll see. <img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!

This message was edited by spoon on 9-26-05 @ 1:56 AM

mdr55

09-25-2005, 04:46 PM

One of these days Spoon I'm going to take you out. Good game man. 
 <img width="300" height="100" border="0" src="http://www.huntermfg.com/heritage/nhl/senators.jpg" /> Go SENS Go!

spoon

09-25-2005, 04:59 PM

My kudos goes to table #1.  They knocked out a very tough player in Dre.  Also, Jimmy did some more heavy lifting on table #2.  Great fun as always.

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

spoon

09-25-2005, 08:47 PM

My only advice to you Mark would be not trying to float into the final table.  You bled chips until you were real low and then made some moves.  I know I didn't see your cards, but that's the way it felt.  The three player showdown was very well played, but you seemed very timid until Bruce came to watch.  Outside of that, you played well, just not enough to win.  You know, just like me!  Dam it!

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!