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ChildofFez
08-25-2005, 04:29 AM
<p>So i was sitting around thinking the other day and if they were to make a bio movie of Ron and Fez what celebrity actors would they get to play all the people in Ron Fez's career this is what I can up with...and I wanted to see what you guys may have come up with...</p><p>Ron-Frank Caliendo</p><p>Fez- Harvey Fierstein</p><p>Ron Diaz- Jake Weber (dawn of the dead,meet Joe Black)</p><p>Hawk- Jake Gyllenhaal(bubble boy,Donnie Darko)&nbsp;</p><p>Rory- Zack Ward( Titus, A christmas story&quot;scut fargus&quot;)</p><p>Paul-O- Vincent D'nofrio (Full metal Jacket, Men in Black)</p><p>Giant Brain- George Mac Arthur&nbsp;(&quot;Colossus&quot;-Big Fish)</p>

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Doctor Manhattan
08-25-2005, 04:38 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>George Mac Arthur <p><font color="#990000" size="2">I think he just died.</font></p><font color="#990000" size="2"><font color="#990000" size="2"><p align="center"><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#990000" size="3"><u>My list</u></font></p><p align="center"><font color="#990000" size="2">Ron: Brad Pitt</font></p><p align="center"><font color="#990000" size="2">Fez: Ed Norton</font></p><p align="center"><font color="#990000" size="2">Paul-O: Meat Loaf</font></p><p align="center"><font color="#990000" size="2">Rory: Jared Leto</font></p><p align="center"><font color="#990000" size="2">Mikey D: Helena Bonham Carter</font></p><p align="center">Billy Staples: Joon B. Kim</p><a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a> </font></font>

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ChildofFez
08-25-2005, 04:43 AM
no notthe guy from house of 1000 corpses...not the guy that played carl in Big Fish the guy Carl replaced at the circus

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tbonesteak
08-25-2005, 05:03 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>So i was sitting around thinking the other day and if they were to make a bio movie of Ron and Fez what celebrity actors would they get to play all the people in Ron Fez's career this is what I can up with...and I wanted to see what you guys may have come up with...</p><p>Ron-Frank Caliendo</p><p>Fez- Harvey Fierstein</p><p>Ron Diaz- Jake Weber (dawn of the dead,meet Joe Black)</p><p>Hawk- Jake Gyllenhaal(bubble boy,Donnie Darko)&nbsp;</p><p>Rory- Zack Ward( Titus, A christmas story&quot;scut fargus&quot;)</p><p>Paul-O- Vincent D'nofrio (Full metal Jacket, Men in Black)</p><p>Giant Brain- George Mac Arthur&nbsp;(&quot;Colossus&quot;-Big Fish)</p><p>I would add:</p><p>Black Earl - Forest Whitaker</p><p>Wonderboy - Owen Wilson</p><p>Harry Elvis - Jason Alexander</p><p>Kesiha - Robin Givens</p><p>Billy Staples - As himself<br /></p>

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curtoid
08-25-2005, 05:12 AM
<blockquote style=""><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px; ">quote:</font><blockquote style=""><font style="font-size: 9px; " face="Verdana">quote</font><p>Ron-Frank Caliendo</p><p>Fez- Harvey Fierstein</p>[/quote]&quot;)<p>I would add:</p><p>Harry Elvis - Jason Alexander</p><p><br /></p>[/quote]Harvey is WAY too old to be playing Fezzie. The only other cliched choice would be Nathan Lane, but he's too old too. BUT, thinking of Nathan Lane does remind me of Mathew Broderick, and he would be a bold choice for Fez. If not him, then maybe Mike Meyers. | Jason Alexander is also too old for Harry, but would be a funny choice for Ron (would need a wig, but still, it could be hysterical).&nbsp;

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IamFogHat
08-25-2005, 05:53 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Paul-O- Vincent D'nofrio (Full metal Jacket, Men in Black)</p><br />That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

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ChildofFez
08-25-2005, 10:07 AM
<p>just thought of another one don't know why it didnt come sooner</p><p>Crazy jen- Lori Petty (Tank girl, A league of their own)</p>

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torker
08-25-2005, 10:29 AM
<p>James Gandolfini as Ron 'Two~Bucks' Bennington</p><p>Philip Seymour Hoffman as Fez Marie Whatley</p><p>Don Cheadle as Black 'Plus Two' Earl</p><p>Featuring Tom Sizemore as Billy Staples</p><p>and Rutger Hauer as Kenny Allen</p>

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Death Metal Moe
08-25-2005, 11:01 AM
My fantasy cast would exclude anyone playing a Ron Diaz character.

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tbonesteak
08-25-2005, 11:42 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Crazy jen- Lori Petty (Tank girl, A league of their own)</p><p>That's almost a no-brainer.&nbsp; <br /></p>

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ChildofFez
08-25-2005, 12:46 PM
<p>just thought of 2 more....</p><p>Billy Staples-Daniel Baldwin(Paparazzi)</p><p>Al Dukes-Will Ferrell</p><img src="http://hometown.aol.com/metllicat3/images/sig.jpg" border="0" /> <a target="blank" href="http://www.myspace.com/drummerisme">You know you want to click do it I dare YA!!!!!!!!</a>.

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monsterone
08-25-2005, 01:29 PM
<p align="left"><span class="adminlink">i think hollywood should make the &quot;black&quot; ron and fez show:</span></p><p align="left"><span class="adminlink">ron: c</span><span class="adminlink">edric the entertainer</span></p><p align="left"><span class="adminlink">fez: c</span><span class="adminlink">hris tucker</span></p><p align="left"><span class="adminlink">paul-o: anthony anderson</span></p><p align="left"><span class="adminlink">rory: tracey morgan</span></p><p align="left"><span class="adminlink">mikey d: q</span><span class="adminlink">ueen latifah </span></p><p align="left"><span class="adminlink">billy staples: ice cube</span></p>

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tbonesteak
08-26-2005, 05:28 AM
<p>Just based on personality alone, Vince Vaughn would make a great Ron.</p>

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East Side Dave
08-26-2005, 05:42 AM
<p>Ron Bennington- Daniel Day Lewis</p><p>Fez Whatley- Paul Reubens</p><p>Billy Staples- Gary Coleman</p><p>Harry Elvis- Philip Seymour Hoffman</p><p>Al Dukes- Danny Devito</p>

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08-26-2005, 02:20 PM
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curtoid
08-27-2005, 08:28 AM
Black2Black: Jack Black (Fez) and Lewis Black (Ron). Steve Busceni (Billy Staples) Philip Seymour Hoffman (Al Dukes). Jeremy Piven (Mikey D.). Haley Joel Osmend (Rory). Andy Milanakis (Joe Poo). Jesse McCartney (Hawk). Ving Rhames (Black Earl). Will Ferrel (Ken Stevens).&nbsp; Ben Stiller (Jeremy Coleman). Jay Mohr (Opie). Rob Cantrell (Anthony). Paul Giamatti (Don Geronimo).&nbsp; Patton Oswalt (Mike O'Meara). Cillian Murphy (Wonderboy). Owen Wilson (J. Dubs). Benicio Del Toro (El Jefe). Luke Wilson (Cameron Gray). Vince Vaughn (Giant Brian). Juliette Lewis (Crazy Jen).&nbsp; Jim Norton (Perrynoid). Danny Trejo (Ron Diaz). Jessica Alba (Keshia). Aaron Carter (Puck).&nbsp; Jack White (Bitz). Sid Haig (Bobo).<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/curtoid/surf.jpg" border="0" />

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Stankfoot
08-29-2005, 06:11 PM
Fez Whatley: Jim J. Bullock

Duke
08-29-2005, 09:22 PM
<p>im going to do it with board people</p><p>Ron-Death Metal Moe</p><p>Fez-JustJon</p><p>Billy Staples-Billy Staples</p><p>Rory- Monsterone</p><p>Harry Elvis- Kiethy19</p><p>Al Dukes- WNEW-STINKS</p><p>Kenny Allen- Satcam</p><p>Wonderboy-CYYFYYY</p><p>Dan From Hoboken- Spoon</p><p>Ron Diaz- Slient Spic </p>

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monsterone
08-29-2005, 09:46 PM
duke is my motherfuckin boy.&nbsp; anybody fucks w/ him, they done.&nbsp;

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XMRonFez
08-29-2005, 10:11 PM
How about Micheal Chiklis as either Ron or Fez? The man is talented...

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Yosammity
08-30-2005, 08:42 AM
I've got to throw in my vote for Billy playing himself.&nbsp; I mean - Doesn't he always play himself anyway?

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