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Patches

08-23-2005, 08:10 AM

In other news, Ashlee Simpson has cancelled her much anticipated Turkmenistan Tour 2005.<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050823/ap_on_fe_st/turkmenistan_lip_synching_ban">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050823/ap_on_fe_st/turkmenistan_lip_synching_ban</a>This guy sounds a little Kim Jong Illy to me.

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Death Metal Moe

08-23-2005, 08:29 AM

It only takes one bullet.  Come on folks.

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DarkHippie

08-23-2005, 08:46 AM

Finally a crazy third world decree I can get behind!

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Patches

08-23-2005, 09:24 AM

quote: It only takes one bullet.  Come on folks. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> would that be for the prez or Ashlee?

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Bulldogcakes

08-23-2005, 12:19 PM

quote:It only takes one bullet. Come on folks. <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/"></a> <img width="300" height="226" border="0" src="http://www.cursor.org/images/patrobertson.jpg" /> "There's a man who's thinking I like! And then next we kill that Chavez fellow in Venezuela" 


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ChickenHawk

08-23-2005, 12:21 PM

HAHAHAHaHAHAHhAAhA!!!! THERE'S A COUNTRY CALLED "TURKMENISTAN"!!!

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bobrobot

08-23-2005, 12:40 PM

This guy's a GENIUS, he also banned Opera and Ballet!!!A little history on this country, They took the nation of "Stan" and stuffed it in the nation of "Menis" then took that and stuffed it into "Turkey," and there you have it, Turduckenstan !!!  <img title="turduckenstan" height="160" alt="turduckenstan" src="http://www.pcnet-online.com/downloads/images/dancing-holiday-turkey.jpg" width="160" border="0" />

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torker

08-23-2005, 12:59 PM

Won't you take me to TurkmenistanWon't you take me to Turkmenistan

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