View Full Version : How Is Mick Jagger Alive?
ChickenHawk
08-21-2005, 10:18 PM
I don't know how this guy can stand upright, let alone put on 3-hour concerts... <br><br><IMG SRC="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050822/capt.mawt10908220151.rolling_stones_mawt109.jpg"><br><br>Where does this guy, at age 62, get the strength to rock out on stage for thousands of fans? Most people in his condition are dying of AIDS.
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PapaBear
08-21-2005, 10:40 PM
<p>I would attribute this to the same deal with Satan, that Robert Johnson had, but Johnson only made it to age 27. I guess Jagger had a better "deal with the devil" agent.</p><p>I haven't liked anything that the stones have done since the late 1970's, but I have to admit... they are an anomally in Rock & Roll longevity. </p>
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fiestygal
08-21-2005, 10:46 PM
the blood of virgins keep him alive
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monsterone
08-21-2005, 10:50 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I don't know how this guy can stand upright, let alone put on 3-hour concerts... <br /><br /><img src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050822/capt.mawt10908220151.rolling_stones_mawt109.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />Where does this guy, at age 62, get the strength to rock out on stage for thousands of fans? Most people in his condition are dying of AIDS. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ChickenHawk" border="0" /><br />HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!<br /><strong><strike>Shock</strike></strong><br /><font color="#ff0000"><font size="2"><strong>EMFA</strong></font></font><p><font color="#ffffff"></font></p><p> </p><p><font color="#ffffff" /></p><p><font color="#ffffff"><font style="background-color: #000000">the power of graveskull?</font><br /></font></p>
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Bulldogcakes
08-22-2005, 03:19 AM
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DarkHippie
08-22-2005, 05:25 AM
He is sustained by the power of ROCK!!!!!
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Death Metal Moe
08-22-2005, 05:57 AM
<p>He gets by with a little help from his friends.</p><p><img height="280" src="http://home.comcast.net/~dougmillison/satan.jpg" width="180" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> </p><p><a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a></p>
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DJEvelEd
08-22-2005, 07:25 AM
<p>Please let him live until Sept. 16. That's all I'll need out of him.</p>
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JustJon
08-22-2005, 09:57 AM
It's been said that Keith Richards cannot be harmed by conventional weapons.<br />
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torker
08-22-2005, 10:34 AM
<p>When he swallowed the soul of Brian Jones he became an immortal.</p><p> <img height="161" src="http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/notorious_murders/celebrity/brian_jones/1-1(150)jones.jpg" width="150" border="0" /></p><p>That and Geritol®.</p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/treerrrf.jpg" border="0" /> <em>No Static At All! </em>
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CaptClown
08-22-2005, 11:50 AM
<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font></p>I don't know how this guy can stand upright, let alone put on 3-hour concerts... <br /><br /><img src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050822/capt.mawt10908220151.rolling_stones_mawt109.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />Where does this guy, at age 62, get the strength to rock out on stage for thousands of fans? Most people in his condition are dying of AIDS. <br /><font color="#ffffff"></font><p> </p><p><font color="#ffffff"><font color="#000000">Who said he is alive? I have heard he craves brains after a concert.</font><br /></font></p>
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ChildofFez
08-22-2005, 11:55 AM
<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font></p>It's been said that Keith Richards cannot be harmed by conventional weapons.<br /><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon11.gif" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/">Chaotic Concepts</a> <p> </p><p>Well that's becuz he sleeps upside down. sonny jim</p><br />
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FUNKMAN
08-22-2005, 12:32 PM
<p>When he swallowed the soul of Brian Jones he became an immortal</p><p>that and Bowies load...</p>
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