Hysterical....unless you are a mail carrier

[Stewie]

<strong>La. Police: Barking Man Bites Mail Carrier <!-- END HEADLINE --></strong><div><!-- BEGIN STORY BODY --><div><div class="storyhdr"><p><strong>Fri Aug 12, 7:35 AM ET </strong></p><div class="spacer"><strong /></div></div><p><strong>HOUMA, La. - A mail carrier got bitten &mdash; by a barking man, police said. </strong></p><div class="lrec"><strong>Mark D. Plumb, 20, of Butler, Mo., was arrested and charged with simple battery Wednesday after he ran barking from a house and bit the letter carrier on the shoulder, police spokesman Lt. Todd Duplantis said.</strong></div><p><strong>Plumb said he bit the carrier as a joke, and has no history of criminal activity or mental illness, police said.</strong></p><p><strong>Plumb was released from the Terrebonne Parish jail after posting $165 bond.</strong></p><p>OK I admit that I am twisted, BUT this is funny.&nbsp; </p></div></div>

[Fallon]

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[PanterA]

<p>I would have emptied my pepper spray on this dipshit.</p><p>You want to act like a dog, you get treated like a dog. Hell if he broke the skin I would say to put him down.</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Plumb said he bit the carrier as a joke, and has no history of criminal activity or mental illness, police said.</p><p>Oh, then he's probably not a.....</p><p><img height="250" src="http://www.banffcentre.ca/events/playbill/2004/photos/ani_difranco.jpg" width="146" border="0" /></p><p>nevermind.</p>

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[ADF]

That guy is plumb loco!<br />


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[zathrus]

the things that we letter carriers have to put up with. worrying about
dogs biting us was bad enough, now we have to worry about idiots biting
us too. <br />


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[Stewie]

<p>WAIT...NOW it's LETTER CARRIERS?</p><p>DAMMIT I thought I was being comletely PC when I said Mail Carriers.</p><p>Even though a woman delivers my mail I still call her my mailman.&nbsp; I mean NO disrespect by it I just grew up referring to the person who drops off the bills and occasional Bday and Christmas cards as tha MailMAN.&nbsp; SOrry.</p>

[stump12]

<p>Oh no it is Letter Carriers. </p><p>I can happily say that I havent
been bit by a dog or a man, but I did run into a family turkeyswho walk
back and forth on my route from time to time. Dont ever get between a
mother turkey and her turklets (what do you call a baby turkey?) </p><p>anywa still havent seen any half naked girls or horny house wives. oh well someday.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>I would have emptied my pepper spray on this dipshit.</p><p></p><p>Then posted about it.</p>

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[TheMojoPin]

<p>No, he only would have done that if he had pointed the can in the wrong direction, pepper sprayed himself, then lost his hand when the sun superheated the can and caused a fiery explosion, and THEN he was run over by the fire truck that showed up to put out the blaze.</p><p>And then the nutjob dog-man would have bit him again.</p>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Sorry, I think &quot;inside&quot; the box.

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[grlNIN]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Sorry, I think &quot;inside&quot; the box.<br />Whereas Mojo thinks inside the closet...<br />


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[TheMojoPin]

Speaking of &quot;box&quot;...

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