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Iamnotatool
08-12-2005, 07:43 AM
<p>but were already taken...</p><p> </p><p>Be all you that you can be. </p><p>We bring good things to life. </p><p>Like a rock. </p><p>Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick? </p><p>The best a man can get. </p><p>They're GRRRRRREAT! </p><p>When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight! </p><p>Put a tiger in your tank. </p><p>It keeps going and going and going ... </p><p>The quicker picker-upper. </p><p>I can't believe it's not butter! </p><p>My goodness, my Guinness! </p><p>We build excitement. </p><p>I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. </p><p>What's in your wallet? </p>
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Patches
08-12-2005, 09:35 AM
<p>We deliver in 30 minutes or else it's free!</p>
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For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name
Bulldogcakes
08-12-2005, 03:48 PM
<p><img width="200" height="192" border="0" src="http://img194.exs.cx/img194/7758/gbs027b7cq.jpg" /> </p><p>Where's the beef?!<br />
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MrPink
08-12-2005, 10:10 PM
<p>"Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin"</p><p>...ok that was just ridiculous<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/dry.gif" border="0" /></p>
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Tell me you got the fucking golf shoes!
AppleBoy
08-13-2005, 01:18 AM
<p>Oh what a feeling.</p><p>Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.</p>
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Tenbatsuzen
08-13-2005, 01:36 AM
<p>Get your balls out.</p><p> </p>
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PapaBear
08-13-2005, 01:51 AM
<p>Here's an oldie, but a goodie...</p><p><img height="270" src="http://www.fixaflat.com/images/Fix-a-Flat-lineup.jpg" width="287" border="0" /></p>
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<center>Get Small</center><center>LENNY IS</center>
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Freakshow
08-13-2005, 06:14 AM
I have not stroked it in 4 days.
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<font color=black>This message was edited by Freakshow on 8-13-05 @ 10:15 AM</font>
Stewie
08-13-2005, 06:26 AM
<p>Reach out and touch someone (old AT&T)</p><p>Bethca can't eat just one (Lay's)</p><p>Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't (mounds and Almond joy)</p><p>breakfast of chamions (wheaties)</p><p>Drivers wanted (VW)</p><p>Raise your Hand if your sure (that one would need to be tweaked a little.)</p><p>We try harder (avis)</p><p>mmmm mmmm good</p><p>Good to the last drop (maxwell house coffee) </p><p>"It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken" (Perdue)</p><p>Be all you can be (US Army)</p><p> </p>
tbonesteak
08-13-2005, 07:23 AM
<p>Is it in you? - Gatorade</p><p>AFLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!</p>
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The Jays
08-13-2005, 10:48 PM
Tastes great, less filling.<br />
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brooklyncyco
08-13-2005, 10:53 PM
<font size="4">new </font><font size="4"> <font size="4">jalapeno</font> <div /><p>poppers</p><p>or It's in there (ragu)</p></font><p><img height="100" src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-1/931399/afro_sig.gif" width="300" border="0" /></p>As always cycofusin
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