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Reephdweller
08-12-2005, 07:04 AM
<p>Polish pastry 'has the face of Jesus' </p><p>A Michigan woman is selling a Polish pastry which she says features the face of Christ on eBay.</p><p>Donna Lee, from Point Place, made the pierogi as she cooked the family's dinner at Easter, reports WTOL.</p><p>She said: &quot;The last one I flipped over was Jesus, so I flipped the spatula, and my husband goes: &quot;What? There's Jesus!&quot; and he goes: &quot;Oh my God!&quot;&quot;</p><p>Donna kept the pierogi, a Polish delicacy with a savoury filling, frozen in a plastic bag since and has now put it up for auction on eBay.</p><p>Last year, a US woman sold a toasted cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary on eBay for $28,000.</p><p>The Lees are hoping to have similar results. It had only reached $1,000 at the time of publishing but Golden Palace Casino, which bought the toastie, was said to be among the bidders.</p><p><a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1497433.html?menu">http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1497433.html?menu</a>=</p><p>I haven't seen this yet on eBay</p>

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Furtherman
08-12-2005, 07:06 AM
<p>Sigh.&nbsp; Idiots.</p>

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Doctor Manhattan
08-12-2005, 07:38 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>&quot;The last one I flipped over was Jesus, so I flipped the spatula, and my husband goes: &quot;What? There's Jesus!&quot; and he goes: &quot;Oh my God!&quot;&quot; <p><font color="#990000" size="2">sounds like Norton's &quot;I talking to a fried, who was telling me...&quot; bit</font><br /></p>

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AppleBoy
08-12-2005, 08:40 AM
<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/face-of-Jesus-on-perogi_W0QQitemZ6199742902QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageN ameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem" target="_self">Linky</a>

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Death Metal Moe
08-12-2005, 08:46 AM
I wish there was a way to get an account, bid 10,000 dollars and never pay.&nbsp; I would love to see these idiots crying on the news about how someone totally scammed them.

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Patches
08-12-2005, 09:31 AM
Man- now there's an untapped market if I've ever seen one- Spend a few hunndred on some pierogies, bread and cheese for grilled sandwiches, maybe pancake batter, some french toast and cook your ass off.&nbsp; Through pure probability Jesus or some other major religious icon will show up in your food- At very worst&nbsp;you&nbsp;eat like a fucking king for a few weeks.

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Recyclerz
08-12-2005, 10:18 AM
<p><img title="Jesus pirogi?" height="300" alt="Jesus pirogi?" src="http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/04/ae/55/f7_1_b.JPG" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I dunno, I think it looks more like <em>The Raven</em> guy myself.</p><p><img title="EA Poe" height="197" alt="EA Poe" src="http://www.coolattractions.com/images/poe.jpg" width="160" border="0" /></p><p>But the more important question is what kind of filling does it have? Potato w/lots of cheese? (Mmmm)Sauerkraut? That icky prune butter stuff?&nbsp; Before I drop one large on a potentially sacred pierogi I want to be damn sure its tasty!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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08-12-2005, 10:22 AM
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Stewie
08-12-2005, 10:25 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><img title="Jesus pirogi?" height="300" alt="Jesus pirogi?" src="http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/04/ae/55/f7_1_b.JPG" width="400" border="0" /><strong><strong> </strong></strong><strong><strong><p>&nbsp;</p>It looks kinda like my undies after a&nbsp; long night of drinking and the obligatory trip to White Castle<br /></strong></strong>It looks kinda like my undies after a&nbsp; long night of drinking and the obligatory trip to White Castle

Doctor Manhattan
08-12-2005, 10:27 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><img title="Jesus pirogi?" height="300" alt="Jesus pirogi?" src="http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/04/ae/55/f7_1_b.JPG" width="400" border="0" /><strong> </strong><p><font color="#003300" size="2">Looks like Brodie's T-Shirt from &quot;Mallrats&quot;/&quot;Jay and Silent Bob Stikes Back&quot;:</font></p><p><strong><img height="132" src="http://s1.imagesubmit.com/jsbstash_1854_595337.gif" width="130" border="0" /></strong></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">But I also heard XM just signed it:</font></p><p><strong><img src="http://s2.imagesubmit.com/jesusonxm.jpg" border="0" /><br /></strong></p><a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a>

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mdr55
08-12-2005, 02:48 PM
That looks like Cactus Jack. He should sue for using his likeness without his approval. Bang! Bang!<br />

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ChildofFez
08-12-2005, 03:31 PM
Ebay start time: <table cellspacing="73" cellpadding="25" border="0"><tr><td align="left">Start time: </td><td>Aug-08-05&nbsp;10:04:14 PDT</td></tr></table><p>quote:</p><p>On Palm sunday 2005 I was frying perogi's when I turned this one over the face of the Lord was fried into it! </p><p>palm Sunday 2005:march 30</p><p>this doesn't add up at all, I mean that would make this a nearly 3 month old perogi.</p>

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08-12-2005, 06:10 PM
<p>...and I got nothing for my Kabuki Girl on a Sunflower Seed.</p><p>I should have said it was the Virgin Mary.&nbsp;</p>

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