Ass Kicked With Own Foot

[Furtherman]

<p>Another tragic violent act against man.</p><p>Could this guy ever face his buddies again?&nbsp; Hey Greg!&nbsp; I heard she kicked your ass with your own foot!</p><p><a href="http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/news/080505_NW_r2_leg_beating.html" target="_blank">Man beaten with his own leg</a></p><p>I love his quote:</p><p>&quot;&quot;She tried to kill me,&quot; Gale said. I've known her for years,&quot; he said, thinking that she is frustrated with their relationship. &quot;Probably because I won't commit... I'm not sure.&quot; </p><p>Not sure?&nbsp; hahahaha</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Edit: ok, wrong forum... someone with the power move it to Off Topic.</p><img alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/furtherblur.jpg" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by Furtherman on 8-8-05 @ 1:14 PM</font>

[Tall_James]

He probably won't take the girlfriend to court because he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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[torker]

I got a kick out of that story.

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[FUNKMAN]

a real knee slapper...

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[Death Metal Moe]

I feel bad for the guy, because even though was wronged, the story tried to turn him into the heel.

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[Bulldogcakes]

The guy who she beat him up with is her other lover. So that bitch is two timing a one legged man. <br />


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[FUNKMAN]

i heard she really socked it to him...

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>&quot;Aaaah forget it Greg.&nbsp; It's like challenging you in an ass kicking contest.&quot;</p>

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[Tall_James]

If he could, he should have kicked that bitch to the curb.

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[torker]

Now I'm toetally hopping-mad.&nbsp; This woman has no sole.

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[Death Metal Moe]

She went toe to toe with him but he came up a foot short.

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>i just heard the judge threw the case out, he said it was a big 'fib'ula</p>

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[jax]

This little piggy knocked your tooth out

[FUNKMAN]

to add insult to injury she also spats on him...

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[El Mudo]

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[ChickenHawk]

This story can't be real... You guys are just pullin' my leg.

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<font color=black>This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 8-8-05 @ 11:56 PM</font>

[FUNKMAN]

rumor has it she was really enjoying herself, a regular 'shin'dig

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[DarkHippie]

She beat him until he cried ankle.

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[Tall_James]

<p>It's a good thing that he married Paul McCartney.</p>

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[Furtherman]

<p>She gave him foot in mouth disease.</p>

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[Tall_James]

He should have called his sister Peg.

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[FUNKMAN]

she claimed it was just a knee jerk reaction...

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[Tall_James]

<p>BTW - Here's a picture of his sister Peg</p><p><img src="http://swinney.org/journals/images/2369_3.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>I'd tell you her last name but I can't remember it.&nbsp; I'm stumped.</p>

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[Gimp]

<p>he shoulda suspected something was <em>afoot</em></p><em />

[tbonesteak]

<p>Comedy Pyramid!!!</p><p>Comedy Pyramid!!!</p><p>He asked her for a breast and a wing but she gave him a leg and a thigh.</p><p>Now he's being represented by the <strong>'ACL'</strong>U.&nbsp; </p>

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It's not a lack of morals. It's just that I don't care.

[Furtherman]

How could he lose?&nbsp; It's not like he wasn't armed.

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>the emergency room rejected the guy and suggested he make an appointment with Dr Scholls... there was nothing they could do for athletes face...</p>

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[tbonesteak]

<p>Favorite Song: C'mon Ilene</p><p>Favorite Movie: My Left Foot</p><p>Favorite Actor: Anthony 'Hop'kins</p><p>Favorite Actress: Laurie Met'calf'</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

guess you can say now that she has become his arch enemy...

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[high fly]

<p>&quot;So thee-yen I sez to her, I sez, 'I'm a-goana put mah foot so far up yo ass..' an then she put <strong>MY </strong>foot<strong> </strong>up <strong>MY</strong> ass!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Ah mean <em>sheesh,</em> what's the world a-comin' to?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>&quot; ...and they ask me why I drink&quot; <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/highflysig.jpg" border="0" /> Big ups to sex bomb baby Katylina (LHOOQ) for the sig!

<font color=black>This message was edited by high fly on 8-9-05 @ 7:58 PM</font>

[torker]

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<font color=black>This message was edited by torker on 8-14-05 @ 12:13 PM</font>

[ozzie]

<p>She really toe 'im up, and he got nailed.</p><p><img height="100" src="http://www.collegefanstuff.com/auburn/auburnpan.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by ozzie10_86 on 8-14-05 @ 4:37 AM</font>

[ozzie]

<p>She's got legs...&nbsp;she knows how to use them!</p><p><img height="70" src="http://valkirye.h10.ru/zztop-logo.gif" width="168" border="0" /></p><p><img height="100" src="http://www.collegefanstuff.com/auburn/auburnpan.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by ozzie10_86 on 8-14-05 @ 4:48 AM</font>

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