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walking joint
08-05-2005, 10:38 AM
<p>my family went on our annual 2 week visit to Loon Lake in Upstate NY.&nbsp; some of us rented a home(growing family, hard to squeeze into the small cabin) and the house had a pool table.&nbsp; so night 2 after a great day of drinking we are playing a game of pool.&nbsp; i make a shot and start to walk around the table to make my next one...thats when my short pocket apparently gets caught up on the corner of the table and twists me around...as i spin i feel a pop and a tear.&nbsp; i go right to the floor as i know it was my leg, as i have terrible knees.&nbsp; my knee is instantly blown up and a sharp pain is going down my leg.&nbsp; my Mom is giving me daggers with her eyes as she is blaming the drinking and says i'm being dramatic about it.&nbsp; so we hold off going to the hospital and they decide to leave me on the couch and see what happens in the morning.&nbsp; SO i wake up and the leg is really swollen now and i try to get up and hit the floor. my dad shows up at around 8 to check on me and off to the hospital we go.&nbsp; I tore my F'N ACL ON A POOL TABLE!!!!&nbsp; i've dislocated my knee twice swinging a baseball bat, but this is just to embarassing.&nbsp; my dad was laughing with all the doctors at me about how dumb of an injury it was..and i couldn't argue because it was.&nbsp; so i spend 2 weeks watching TV in the house and Monday go to my normal doctor.&nbsp;next few months should suck ass.&nbsp; i only waited 52 weeks for vacation..whats 52 more.</p>

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Doctor Manhattan
08-05-2005, 10:42 AM
<font color="#990000" size="2">should have played naked.</font>

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walking joint
08-05-2005, 10:42 AM
<p>thats the plan for next year</p>

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PanterA
08-05-2005, 10:43 AM
<p>Thats like Revenge of the Nerds 2 when Doctor Green broke his arm playing chess!</p><p>I'm glad God hates you more then me!</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/rfsig4.gif" border="0" /><br /><strong>Dimebag Darryl Abbott<br />1966 - 2004</strong><br />Be <a href="http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=5937599&Mytoken=20050118170538">MySpace</a> friend.

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JustJon
08-05-2005, 12:05 PM
Are you sure PanterA didn't post this?<br />


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mdr55
08-05-2005, 01:05 PM
Who says playig pool isn't a contact sport?<br />

Tall_James
08-05-2005, 01:27 PM
<p><font size="1">Who says playig pool isn't a contact sport?</font></p><p>I think Jodie Foster in &quot;The Accused&quot; would agree with you.</p>

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FUNKMAN
08-05-2005, 05:22 PM
<p>it's a bad break...</p><p>that's pool talk for 'it blows'...&nbsp; hope you make a full/speedy recovery</p><p>chalk it up to experience</p>

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Fallon
08-05-2005, 05:28 PM
<p>I'll take a cue from you and watch out for that next time I play.</p><p>I need to go scratch my ass now.</p><p>First let me get this money out of my right corner pocket.</p>


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stickyfingers
08-06-2005, 08:14 AM
<p>At least you can still play pocket pool.</p><p>guess you won't&nbsp;be jumping any time soon.</p><p>at least you can sit around and draw up plans for the next vacation.</p><p>Perhaps you could brush up on your English.</p>

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spoon
08-06-2005, 07:15 PM
Funny this comes from the guy called &quot;walking joint&quot;.&nbsp;

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-06-2005, 07:18 PM
<p>I wish you well on your recovery. I concur-- play pool nekkid!</p>

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PapaBear
08-06-2005, 10:14 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Funny this comes from the guy called &quot;walking joint&quot;.&nbsp; <img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah! <p><br />Holy CRAP, that's funny!!!</p><p>You don't have to play nekkid. Just do as the Black Widow does, and wear REALLY tight pants with no pockets...</p><p><img height="271" src="http://www.onthebreaknews.com/JeanetteLeeHeader.jpg" width="378" border="0" /></p><p>Damn, I love to watch her, um... talent.</p>

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