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kevcala
08-05-2005, 07:49 AM
<p>I don't know how coherent this rant is going to be but I'm so
annoyed with coke right now. Two days ago I bought a Diet Coke
and it had this green cap on it for a contest for free coke.
Yesterday I grabbed a regular coke with a green cap thinking it's the
same contest. Turns out it was a Coke with Lime. How many
f*ckin flavors of coke do we need right now, and if they're going to
have a contest use a cap color that isn't being used by another flavor
of coke. I know people are going to say just look at the label,
but regular coke, cherry coke, and coke with lime all look the same a
first glance. Why do I have to now examine a label to make sure I
have the right one? Sorry, but this has been annoying me for
quite some time.</p><p>Plus, everytime I hear that "I'd like to teach
the world to chill" commercial on tv I want to smash all the kids'
teeth in with a steel tipped boot. F*ckin hippies.<br />
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IrishAlkey
08-05-2005, 07:56 AM
Read labels.
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kevcala
08-05-2005, 07:58 AM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Read labels.
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I knew that was coming.<br />
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JimBeam
08-05-2005, 08:00 AM
That's why you should buy Pepsi.
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Fallon
08-05-2005, 08:04 AM
I feel your pain. Watch out for <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/45662/page/Splenda.htm" target="_blank" title="It Stinks!">Splenda</a>.<br />
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08-05-2005, 08:11 AM
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WhistlePig
08-05-2005, 08:48 AM
I agree. You can really get addicted to the stuff.
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AppleBoy
08-05-2005, 09:18 AM
<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font></p>Plus, everytime I hear that "I'd like to teach the world to chill" commercial on tv I want to smash all the kids' teeth in with a steel tipped boot. F*ckin hippies. <p> </p><p>G Love likes cold beverage. Stick it in the fridge, stick it in the fridge. Go girl, work the cold one.</p><p><img height="170" src="http://shjonpodein.com/images/celebrities/g-love.jpg" width="170" border="0" /><br /></p>
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kevcala
08-05-2005, 09:52 AM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote: </font></p>Plus,
everytime I hear that "I'd like to teach the world to chill" commercial
on tv I want to smash all the kids' teeth in with a steel tipped boot.
F*ckin hippies. <p> </p><p>G Love likes cold beverage. Stick it in the fridge, stick it in the fridge. Go girl, work the cold one.</p><p><br />
</p> I didn't even know that was G Love. Man that sucks. Fat man was an awesome song. Dissapointing.
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Mike Teacher
08-05-2005, 12:19 PM
<p>As to reading labels, that 'Vitamin Water' has 125 calories per bottle, akin to lite beers.</p><p>Results of studies are point to something weird; people who drink diet sodas tend to gain more weight then those who drink the sugary regular goodness of regular Coke, or Pepsi, or whatever your fave is.</p>
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08-05-2005, 12:32 PM
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08-05-2005, 04:35 PM
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El Mudo
08-05-2005, 06:08 PM
<p>I completely agree about the suckiness of Coke...<br /></p><p>I now only drink Pepsi products, and even pay full price for them when Coke is on sale</p>
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El Mudo
08-05-2005, 06:10 PM
Something also weird ive noticed is that Coke tastes good cold but is terrible warm, and Pepsi is good warm but terrible cold
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PapaBear
08-05-2005, 09:08 PM
If coke sucks, why do they call it blow? "I don't like cocaine, I just really enjoy the smell." I think that "line" was from Motley Crue, or somebody like that.
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Death Metal Moe
08-06-2005, 02:49 PM
Diet ANYTHING is inferior. As for Coke, don't hate the Beverage, hate the Game.
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08-08-2005, 09:08 PM
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