What's Your Porno Name?

[tbonesteak]

<p>My name is Evan Garfield.&nbsp; But I have a friend who's name is actually Mark Maywood.&nbsp; What's Yours???</p><p>In case&nbsp;anyone's wondering,&nbsp;you can find out your porno name by combining your middle name with the name of the street that you grew up on.</p><img src="http://s2.imagesubmit.com/t-bonesteak.jpg" border="0" /> It's not a lack of morals. It's just that I don't care.

<font color=black>This message was edited by tbonesteak on 8-4-05 @ 10:27 AM</font>

[Tall_James]

<p>George Carol.&nbsp; That's the name of a CPA not a pornstar.</p>

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[kevcala]

<p>&quot;Humphrey&quot; . . . I have no middle name.</p><p>EDIT: . . or going back a bit I could be &quot;3rd&quot;<br />
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<font color=black>This message was edited by kevcala on 8-4-05 @ 10:44 AM</font>

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<p>Douglas Mimi, </p><p>What am I a gay porn star?&nbsp; </p>

[bobrobot]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Douglas Mimi, </p><p>What am I a gay porn star?&nbsp; </p><p><strong><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#ff0000" size="2">Screamin Mimi !!! (no offense, sorry!)</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#0000cc" size="2">We moved 3 times when I was a kid so;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#0000cc" size="2">Edward Manhattan</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#0000cc" size="2">Edward Strathmore</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#0000cc" size="2">Edward Fallstaff</font></strong></p><p><img title="porn star" height="475" alt="porn star" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007JZXS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="340" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#0000cc" size="2">a hedgehog by any other name...</font></strong></p>

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<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font></p>In case&nbsp;anyone's wondering,&nbsp;you can find out your porno name by combining your middle name with the name of the street that you grew up on. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Mark Second Street</p><p>Catchy - huh?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><br />

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[tbonesteak]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Douglas Mimi, </p><p>What am I a gay porn star?&nbsp; </p><p><strong><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#ff0000" size="2">Screamin Mimi !!! (no offense, sorry!)</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#0000cc" size="2">We moved 3 times when I was a kid so;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#0000cc" size="2">Edward Manhattan</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#0000cc" size="2">Edward Strathmore</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#0000cc" size="2">Edward Fallstaff</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p>I think Edward Smallstaff would be more appropriate. Geh Geh Geh<br />

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[Recyclerz]

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<font color=black>This message was edited by Recyclerz on 8-4-05 @ 1:55 PM</font>

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[Donnielimes]

I always heard it was the name of your first pet and the name of the street you first lived on. That would make my name Tiger Bourke.

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[WhistlePig]

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[IamFogHat]

<p>The middle name one is not as good as the pet one (insert Edward in place of pet's name) but with the pet one it would be Chief Flaming Oak.</p>

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[MrPink]

<p>middle name + street = Andrew Devlin</p><p>pets name + street = Skippy Devlin</p><p><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/pornname.html">http://www.blogthings.com/pornname.html</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; = Chris Cucumber</p>

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

<p>I'm gonna go with the middle name one because it just sounds cool.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>FRANCIS WASHINGTON.&nbsp;</p>

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[ozzie]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I always heard it was the name of your first pet and the name of the street you first lived on. That would make my name Tiger Bourke. <p><br />I heard the same thing... and coincidentally, we have the same porn first name.</p><p>Tiger Garling just sounds like he'd get more work in the industry&nbsp;than Thomas Garling.</p>

[who6489]

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[bobrobot]

<p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#000099" size="2"><strong>1st&nbsp;pet + 1st street = Smokey Manhattan</strong></font></p><p><img title="smokey" height="160" alt="smokey" src="http://na.fs.fed.us/spfo/ce/content/for_kids/smokey.gif" width="160" border="0" /></p>

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[flavopop]

<p><font size="2"><strong>I always thought your porn name was derived from using the name of your first PET, and your MOMS MAIDEN NAME...Which would make me....</strong></font></p><p>SPUNKY SMITH</p>

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[bobrobot]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font size="2"><strong>I always thought your porn name was derived from using the name of your first PET, and your MOMS MAIDEN NAME...Which would make me....</strong></font></p><p><strong><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#0000cc" size="2">Smokey Rubinovitch... ha ha ha... </font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#0000cc" size="2">Master of the horizontal Kazatsky!!!</font></strong></p><p><img title="kazatsky" height="150" alt="kazatsky" src="http://www.sarvananda.com/Newsletters/Kazatsky.jpg" width="178" border="0" /></p><br />

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[curtoid]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>I
always heard it was the name of your first pet and the name of the
street you first lived on. That would make my name Tiger Bourke.
&quot;Good Times/Noodle Salad, Thats my story&quot; <br />That's what I always heard too.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>In either case, they are pretty good porno names, although the pet one is the best:</p><p>* William Redwood (middle name)</p><p>* <strong>Brute Redwood</strong> (pet name)</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[Stewie]

<p>OK this is not fair anymore.</p><p>My porn name gets even GAYER (is that even a work)</p><p>We started with</p><p>Doug Mimi (middle name+street)</p><p>Right to</p><p>Daisy Mimi (first pet+street)</p><p>That would be a great porn name for, I dunno, A CHICK!!!</p><p>DAMMIT I AM NEVER GOING TO GET INTO PORN.&nbsp; I have a small penis and a horrible name.&nbsp; I'm screwed!!!!</p>

[saveopieanthony.net]

<p>&quot;John Fordham&quot;</p><p>i thought it was middle name and the street you grew up on...</p><p>but 1st pet and street for me would be </p><p>&quot;Tiger Fordham&quot;</p>Oavirus.com. &quot;None on us&quot; O&amp;A &quot;Billy Staples is a big waist&quot; R+F

<font color=black>This message was edited by saveopieanthony.net on 8-5-05 @ 10:06 AM</font>

[bobrobot]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>DAMMIT I AM NEVER GOING TO GET INTO PORN.&nbsp; I have a small penis and a horrible name.&nbsp; I'm screwed!!!!</p><p><strong><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#0000cc" size="2">YOU can be Edward Smallstaff&nbsp;and try yer hand at dwarf porn!</font></strong></p><p><img title="even dwarves started small" height="429" alt="even dwarves started small" src="http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/3/30083-large.jpg" width="300" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

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[tbonesteak]

<p>The pet's name only works if you had a pet of the same sex.&nbsp; Otherwise, like Stewie, you end up sounding like a tranny with some name like Fufu Flatbush.&nbsp; </p>

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[Stewie]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>DAMMIT I AM NEVER GOING TO GET INTO PORN.&nbsp; I have a small penis and a horrible name.&nbsp; I'm screwed!!!!</p><p><strong><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#0000cc" size="2">YOU can be Edward Smallstaff&nbsp;and try yer hand at dwarf porn!</font></strong></p><p><img title="even dwarves started small" height="429" alt="even dwarves started small" src="http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/3/30083-large.jpg" width="300" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobocosmicegg.jpg" border="0" />&quot;The book above all others which should be forbidden is a catalogue of forbidden books&quot;-Lichtenberg<p>HEY in Dwarf porn I would be the BIG GUY!!</p><p>NO wait what if one of the other dwarves was bigger than me?&nbsp; I would never live that down.<br /></p>