Jaguar Commercial

[MrPink]

This morning I'm watching tv and a Jaguar commercial comes on and its advertising "Bluetooth Wireless". What the fuck is "Bluetooth" ? Also it seems weird that they did not promote the car in any other way. Nothing about performance or interior. Are we gonna sell cars now based on esoteric lights and other electronic shit that I would never understand?

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I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

[Fallon]

<a href="http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/bluetooth.htm" target="_blank">How Bluetooth Works</a>

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[MrPink]

Sooo bluetooth is another piece of shit that you dont need in a car or in everyday life.

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I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

[torker]

<p>I always wanted a Jet Jaguar.</p><p><img height="164" src="http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/godzilla_megalon/images/gvm_25.jpg" width="218" border="0" /></p>

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[i][center]Which of course in German means a whale's vagina[center][i]

[fezident]

<p>Ultimately...Bluetooth tech will be everywhere.&nbsp; </p><p>Want a bottle of Pepsi?&nbsp; Wave your phone in front of the machine, the Pepsi bottle falls out, and $1.50 charge appears on next months phone bill.</p><p>It's in it's infancy now. I don't think THIS version of the technology will be the one that catches on.</p>

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"Jam out with your clam out"

[MrPink]

I really hope everything doesn't turn electronic, but I can see it happening. When I got my bill for this coming semester of school, it said that from now on all that shit is gonna be on the internet. I don't like it because thats one other thing that identity thiefs can get at. Oh well, maybe I'll die before that shit happens.

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I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.