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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-30-2005, 11:08 PM
<p>Looks like there's a &quot;miracle&quot; in <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/regional/story/332821p-284409c.html" target="_self">Hoboken</a>.</p><p>As much as I want a miracle to happen. it's just like that time someone saw the Virgin Mary in the frozen food section at La Conga in Jersey City.</p><p>Little girls in confirmation outfits and gloves were praying to frozen peas.</p><p>Ten to one it's an artist. Deek.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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ChickenHawk
07-30-2005, 11:13 PM
This is a great quote:<br>"I was praying to stop the war, stop the bombings, and for my health," she said. "I now have faith that God is going to cure me."

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Duke
07-30-2005, 11:56 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Looks like there's a &quot;miracle&quot; in <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/regional/story/332821p-284409c.html" target="_self">Hoboken</a>.</p><p>As much as I want a miracle to happen. it's just like that time someone saw the Virgin Mary in the frozen food section at La Conga in Jersey City.</p><p>Little girls in confirmation outfits and gloves were praying to frozen peas.</p><p>Ten to one it's an artist. Deek.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/alicesig.jpg" border="0" /> &quot;We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder,&quot; - Kurt Cobain &quot;I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick.&quot; -Homer Simpson dont forget the virgin mary tree stump.....i forgot what town it was in but i read it in Wierd New Jersey <br />

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kevcala
07-31-2005, 01:04 AM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Looks like there's a &quot;miracle&quot; in <a target="_self" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/regional/story/332821p-284409c.html">Hoboken</a>.</p><br />I thought this thread was going to be about someone finding a parking spot.<br />


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07-31-2005, 02:55 AM
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Stewie
07-31-2005, 07:24 AM
<p>&quot;I looked up, and saw the eye was open and light blue, like the sky,&quot; said Dones, 52, who is partially blind himself and goes by the nickname Sly</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>OH NOW I BELIEVE!!!! Even the blind guy said he saw it</p><p>(wow I'm an ass thats the second blind joke I made today.)</p>

Stewie
07-31-2005, 08:20 AM
and yes the other one bombed as badly as this one too

torker
07-31-2005, 12:10 PM
<p>Tanya Vega, 27, a Hoboken masseuse.</p><p>Is that code?</p>

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mdr55
07-31-2005, 12:31 PM
It's a miracle. If you're in Hoboken, check it out.<br />

FUNKMAN
07-31-2005, 12:36 PM
it would be a bigger miracle if you found a parking spot...

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kevcala
07-31-2005, 12:47 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Looks like there's a &quot;miracle&quot; in <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/regional/story/332821p-284409c.html" target="_self">Hoboken</a>.</p><br />I thought this thread was going to be about someone finding a parking spot.<br />


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it would be a bigger miracle if you found a parking spot...</font><br />


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Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.

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FUNKMAN
07-31-2005, 12:50 PM
i sorry

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Death Metal Moe
07-31-2005, 12:52 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> <p>i sorry</p></font>i sorry<p>&nbsp;<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" border="0" /></p>Was that Funkman or Papi?<br />

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Potso-Mektoub
07-31-2005, 02:08 PM
<p>put on my Monkey's Fist (complete with stolen Buddy Tag), drive 5 minutes to Montclair, and leap on Allie and Funyak. I can't believe it. I think I'm going to cry. <br /></p>

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Duke
07-31-2005, 02:20 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>put
on my Monkey's Fist (complete with stolen Buddy Tag), drive 5 minutes
to Montclair, and leap on Allie and Funyak. I can't believe it. I think
I'm going to cry. <br /></p>

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FUNKMAN
07-31-2005, 03:25 PM
<p><font size="1">Was that Funkman or Papi?</font><br /></p><p>is that another Popeye reference?</p>

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07-31-2005, 05:00 PM
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07-31-2005, 07:18 PM
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monsterone
07-31-2005, 07:35 PM
i have a burnt piece of toast w/ michael jackson's image on it on ebay.<br />


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Death Metal Moe
07-31-2005, 07:40 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>i have a burnt piece of toast w/ michael jackson's image on it on ebay.<br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/sig270.jpg" border="1" /><br /><font color="#ff0000" size="1">violent thoughts &amp; prayers</font> <font color="#ff0000" size="6"><font color="#000000" size="1">I would bet you'd see Jackson on a piece of just plain white bread.&nbsp; AAA GE GE GE!!!!</font><br /></font>

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FUNKMAN
07-31-2005, 07:45 PM
<p><font size="1">i have a burnt piece of toast w/ michael jackson's image on it on ebay.</font></p><p>just be careful, that's not mayo...</p>

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