Brushing Teeth, What A Pisser!

[Reephdweller]

<h1><font size="3">Ancient dentists recommended Portuguese urine as perfect whitening ingredient</font></h1><p>Egyptians were the first to invent toothpaste many centuries ago, when there were no anti-cavity, mint-flavored and whitening toothpastes and gels. The ancient toothpaste was a mixture of pumice and wine vinegar. Yummy, isn't? </p><p align="left">It may sound absolutely insane, but ancient Romans found a much more original way for their daily tooth-care. Wealthy Romans, especially women, were ready to pay a lot of money for the local sort of toothpaste, in which human urine was the main ingredient. They could not use their own urine or urine of another Roman: the &quot;whitening toothpaste&quot; was delivered directly from Portugal. Portuguese urine was supposed to produce a perfect whitening effect, if aristocrats were ready to pay for its delivery. </p><p align="left">Urine was used for production of ancient toothpastes and mouth washing liquids before the 18th century. It really worked: urine contains ammonia molecules (which are still used in modern tooth-care industry) that whiten teeth very well. </p><p></p><p><a href="http://funreports.com/fun/27-07-2005/1242-urine-0">http://funreports.com/fun/27-07-2005/1242-urine-0</a></p>

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[ChickenHawk]

Why do I feel like urine would just make my teeth MORE yellow?

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Thats one way to get even with those fuckin Romans<br />


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[FUNKMAN]

<p>Urine was used for production of ancient toothpastes and mouth washing liquids </p><p>Listurine - and everyone thought that bad taste was good for ya...</p>

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