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HBox
07-27-2005, 07:39 PM
<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7681181/" target="_blank">Gila Monster saliva approved as new diabetes drug.</a></p><p>Awesome.&nbsp;</p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7681181/" target="_blank"></a>

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ChickenHawk
07-27-2005, 07:47 PM
I always KNEW lizards were gonna save humankind. You just wait... an iguana is gonna cure AIDS some day.

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torker
07-27-2005, 08:03 PM
<p><font size="1">The Geico gekko has developed a patch containing the hormone testosterone that can increase sexual desire and activity in women who experience reduced sexual desire after surgical removal of the ovaries.<br /></font></p><p><img src="http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/mascots/03-11-gecko.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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[i][center]Which of course in German means a whale's vagina[center][i]

FUNKMAN
07-27-2005, 08:05 PM
<p>The most common side effect was nausea</p><p>the webbed feet and forked tongue will disappear after several weeks</p><p>if you can't afford the prescription just give your local Gila monster a big wet tongue kiss, results may vary</p>

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Skellington
07-28-2005, 04:17 AM
......i'll stick to my good ol' novolog and a stab to the asscheek until the FDA approves the stem cell research c.u.r.e.

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Tall_James
07-28-2005, 04:41 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font size="1">The Geico gekko has developed a patch containing the hormone testosterone that can increase sexual desire and activity in women who experience reduced sexual desire after surgical removal of the ovaries.<br /></font></p><p><img src="http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/mascots/03-11-gecko.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><font size="2"><strong>And he can do &quot;the robot&quot; to boot!</strong></font> </p><p><em><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com/" target="blank">The Cheese-Eating Bird</a> </em></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by Tall_James on 7-28-05 @ 8:42 AM</font>

Furtherman
07-28-2005, 06:41 AM
<p><img height="109" src="http://www.landofthelost.com/images/lilenik.jpg" width="97" border="0" /></p><p>Thanks to Byetta, I've said <em>bye</em> to inulin shots.&nbsp; I can live normal again.&nbsp; SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH.</p>

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Bulldogcakes
07-28-2005, 03:12 PM
<p><img width="233" height="233" border="0" src="http://www.teridanielsbooks.com/States/reptile_lizard_gila_monster.jpg" /></p><p>I'll need a few drinks before I swap spit with that beauty.&nbsp; &nbsp;</p>

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FMJeff
07-28-2005, 04:19 PM
this is like V all over again, only this time without the hot babe who eats birdies...

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