I am 1,378,725,203 old !!!

[scorpion]

<p>Seconds&nbsp;that is.&nbsp;&nbsp; <a title="Birthday calculator" href="http://s131653538.onlinehome.us/birthday.asp" target="_blank">Check out this birthday calculator</a></p><p>duh sorry!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://www.healthytraining.com/rf/kittycar.jpg" border="0" /> <em>Now I'm starvin </em>

<font color=black>This message was edited by scorpion on 7-27-05 @ 3:33 PM</font>

[FUNKMAN]

i'd check into it but i'm watching the paint dry...

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[ChickenHawk]

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[SatCam]

<p><font face="Arial" size="2">There are 151 days till Christmas 2005!</font><br /></p><p>Yes!&nbsp; finally, an answer!</p>

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[Mike Teacher]

<p>One billion seconds is around 30 years, so I think you meant seconds not minutes</p><p>To compare a million and a billion, and to see the huge difference; a million seconds is around 11 days, a billion seconds is 30+ years. </p>

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[Snoogans]

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As of 7/27/2005 3:33:51 PM&nbsp;CDT<br />
You are 22 years old.<br />
You are 264 months old.<br />
You are 1,152 weeks old.<br />
You are 8,061 days old.<br />
You are 193,479 hours old.<br />
You are 11,608,773 minutes old.<br />
You are 696,526,431 seconds old.<br /></font>

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[Mike Teacher]

<p>Wow Snoogans, as if I didn't feel old already...</p><p>=</p><p><br />You are 41 years old.<br />You are 503 months old.<br />You are 2,189 weeks old.<br />You are 15,321 days old.<br />You are 367,725 hours old.<br />You are 22,063,506 minutes old.<br />You are 1,323,810,374 seconds old.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Creek... Groan...<br /></p>

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[torker]

<p>Happy Birthday Jerry Van Dyke!</p><p><img height="234" src="http://www.corporateartists.com/images/jerryvandyke.jpg" width="199" border="0" /></p><p>He's&nbsp;2,335,382,113 seconds young today.<br /></p>

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[Potso-Mektoub]

<span class="postbody"><font size="2">ok, you guys did it before! you can probably do it again! it might not take off too well, but lets give it a go none the less! <br /><br />well.....gogogo!<br />_________________</font></span>

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[SilentSpic]

<font size="2" face="Arial">&nbsp; In 2,711 days (more or less) Dakota Fanning becomes legal.&nbsp; Nooiiiiice!<br />
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<center><br><br> .:: RF.net Softball Game Photos ::.<p><a href="http://silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=6" target="_blank">2002</a>, <a href="http://silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=21" target="_blank">2003</a>, <a href="http://silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=49" target="_blank">2004</a>, and 2005 - Arriving Soon!</center>

[Fallon]

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You are 24 years old.<br />
You are 296 months old.<br />
You are 1,289 weeks old.<br />
You are 9,021 days old.<br />
You are 216,525 hours old.<br />
You are 12,991,542 minutes old.<br />
You are 779,492,576 seconds old.</font></p><p>I'm pretty young still. :)&nbsp;</p><font size="2" face="Arial" />

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[PanterA]

<p>I'm&nbsp;917,819,707 seconds old, but I only feel 595,437,034 seconds old.<br /></p>

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[IamFogHat]

I'm 644,453,147 seconds old but what I think is more impressive is that I'm 179,014 hours old.

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The Dude abides
...And I killed Laura Palmer

[ChickenHawk]

I'm 670,373,371 seconds old, but I don't look a minute over 650,373,371.

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<font color=black>This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 7-27-05 @ 10:52 PM</font>

[A.J.]

<p>&quot;Mystifying.&quot;</p><p><img height="288" src="http://www.geocities.com/amie_07/TomCruise/rainman24.jpg" width="352" border="0" /></p>

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[DeltaPin]

As of 7/29/2005 2:19:15 AM&nbsp;CDT<br />You are 39 years old.<br />You are 477 months old.<br />You are 2,077 weeks old.<br />You are 14,538 days old.<br />You are 348,914 hours old.<br />You are 20,934,859 minutes old.<br />You are 1,256,091,555 seconds old.<br /><br />There are 72 days till your next birthday<br />on which your cake will have 40 candles on it.<br /><br />Ugh!