The most unsexiest things a man can do say or wear

[babaz]

<p>wear a sleeveless dress shirt</p><p>complain about pain (be it a bullet in the knee cap or a splinter in the palm)</p><p>not check out a hottie passing by</p><p>eat rice with a spoon</p><p>bite their toenails</p><p>yield at a yellow light</p><p>turn down a quickie (yes...i've heard stories...)</p><p>have a cell phone that does ring but plays some stupid song</p><p>use a knife and fork in casual eating settings</p><p>wipe sweat and snot in a handkerchief and then put it back in their pockets</p><p>wear messenger bags</p><p>and singing along witha britny spears song (even as a joke) is NEVER sexy...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>there are many more...but i also hate long posts...</p>

[SatCam]

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[TheMojoPin]

<p>Have my post count.</p><p>By the way, I'm typing this post wearing nothing but black dress socks and black pinstriped boxers.&nbsp; Try and out-unsexy THAT.</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Have my post count.</p><p>By the way, I'm typing this post wearing nothing but black dress socks and black pinstriped boxers.&nbsp; Try and out-unsexy THAT.</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> <p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="400" src="http://myspace-293.vo.llnwd.net/00033/39/29/33419293_l.gif" width="400" border="0" /><br /></p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

Actually, the MOST UNSEXIEST thing a man can do is ignore grammar.

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[TheMojoPin]

<p>Dude, the coke-nose look is tres chic.</p>

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Death Metal Moe]

It's more of the picked nose look.

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[TheMojoPin]

The bloody booger can be worn with pride.&nbsp; Like a mounted lion's head.

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[PapaBear]

<p>Do say or wear?</p><p>Do-hide from someone.</p><p>Say-The &quot;c&quot; word.</p><p>Wear-nothing (as in, being naked).&nbsp;</p>

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[JerryTaker]

<p>Please;</p><p>I am a living &quot;how-to&quot; of this topic&nbsp;</p>

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[LordJezo]

<p>The original post in this thread is lacking a little thing called humor.</p><p>Don't complain if you get shot in the knee caps?&nbsp; Yeah, okay. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

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