Comedians everyone thinks are funny but you don't [Archive]

fezident

07-11-2005, 03:06 PM

I have never...EVER...never so much as cracked a hint of smile at anything Jay Leno has ever said at any time in his life or mine.How that man has a TV show (much less a highly rated TV show) will baffle me until the day I die. .

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Bulldogcakes

07-11-2005, 03:12 PM

I like Lewis Black and the Blue collar guys.  <img width="312" height="312" border="0" src="http://www.unav.es/digilab/proyectosda/2000/MaestrodeCeremonias/Pantallas/Principales/billy_crystal.gif" />I dont get him at all. Very bland, not very funny. And he does EVERY award show.  

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blakjeezis

07-11-2005, 03:19 PM

Bill Hicks. I just don't get it. I mean, he has some funny material,
he's better than average, but when people mention him in the same
breath as Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce, I dunno, I just scratch my
head. 

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07-11-2005, 03:26 PM

<img src="http://www.stressfactory.com/comics/kola.jpg" border="0" />this guy,joey kola, i don't get him at all but he gets cheering crowds, all he does is the same stupid chinese bits with the stupid accent i don't get itbut he does have a look of if Fez and Jim Norton had a baby.

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07-11-2005, 03:29 PM

<img height="280" src="http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/Jay-Mohr-Headshot.jpg" width="200" border="0" />Fucking Terrible.  In every way.  Just not funny top to bottom.  The only time I've laughed at him was when he was doing his Walken, and can I really count that?  He's reminding me how bizzare Walken is and covering very little new ground.  I remember part of his act I saw on TV was just recounting a story he had about talking to Walken on a movie set.Fuck off Mohr.

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07-11-2005, 03:38 PM

Dice.

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narc

07-11-2005, 03:41 PM

I HAAAAAAATE Jim Breuer. And really any other sort of "stoner" comic. There's nothing really inherently funny about using marijuana. Heroin and cocaine, yes, but not smoking a joint. Breuer did have some funny O&A moments though.

ADF

07-11-2005, 03:50 PM

I love Brian Regan and all, but when's the last time he came up with a
new bit?  When I first listened to him, I thought he'd get a tv
deal easy. 

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Gvac

07-11-2005, 04:19 PM

I can honestly say I've never laughed at a thing Robin Williams has said or done. That whole manic act just annoys the living shit out of me.

PS - Ron White is the only funny guy from the Blue Collar tour. He kills me.

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Bulldogcakes

07-11-2005, 04:51 PM

quote:I love Brian Regan and all, but when's the last time he came up with a
new bit? When I first listened to him, I thought he'd get a tv
deal easy. 
 I seem to remember
him doing his "Cup of dirt" bit (and his baseball bit and. . . . ) on
either VH1 or MTV when they were doing comedy acts every night. That
had to be around 1989? Thats 16 years ago. 

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07-11-2005, 05:32 PM

Dice is the worst.

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fezident

07-11-2005, 06:13 PM

quote: I can honestly say I've never laughed at a thing Robin Williams has said or done. That whole manic act just annoys the living shit out of me. Ditto.  Robin Williams has no act. Just an 8ball and a live microphone.

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Death Metal Moe

07-11-2005, 06:28 PM

I saw on some piece of an Entertainment News show that during some downtime or problem an awards show had, Robin Williams just decided it was his place to run up on stage and start doing his bullshit comedy.I would have sent the bouncers in there to sit him the fuck down and shut him the fuck up.  He is terrible.

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JPMNICK

07-11-2005, 06:35 PM

Robin Williams, just such a hack now. he is like a parody of himself. 

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keithy_19

07-11-2005, 08:09 PM

Robin Williams. Very hairy, but not very funny.

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TheMojoPin

07-11-2005, 08:29 PM

Any kind of "King/Queen of Comedy."  And especially anyone on the Blue Collar Comedy thingie.And since Comedy Central won't shut the fuck up about him, Carlos Mencias(sp?) is a world-class hack, yet somehow gets a show.

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07-11-2005, 08:31 PM

OK, I know of nobody who actually likes "Mad TV" as a whole, but I've heard plenty of people say, "yeah, the show sucks, but that Will Sasso guy is funny."  No, he's really not.  He was semi-tolerable as the resident goofy fat guy, but then he stopped being fat, and started being even less funny.  Go to hell, Sasso.And along the lines of useless, unfunny fat men...<img height="400" src="http://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/nbc/saturday_night_live/horatio_sanz/newsnl1.jpg" width="320" border="0" />

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booster11373

07-11-2005, 08:35 PM

There could be a complete sub-thread for just SNL aloneKevin Nealon would be on the top of that list.

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Bulldogcakes

07-13-2005, 02:43 PM

quote:And since Comedy Central won't shut the fuck up about him, Carlos Mencias(sp?) is a world-class hack, yet somehow gets a show.

 Aaaaaamen. He's doing
jokes no self repecting comic has touched for 15 years. If he wasn't
pushing the Latino thing, he'd have NOTHING.  BTW-As usual
w/these things, I can name 10 Latin comics 10x funnier. He must have a
killer agent. Or people are stupid, and actually laugh at his hackery.   <img width="164" height="200" border="0" src="http://www.comedyzone.com/Images/Acts/carlos-mencia.jpg" />"My chit is funny when ju say it en espanol, dude" No its not. In any language.   

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badorties

07-13-2005, 05:43 PM

OK, I know of nobody who actually likes "Mad TV" as a wholeyou're a very lucky man ... i have been bore-assed about this unfunnny, way too long of a hack show ... Kevin Nealon would be on the top of that list.apart from lorne michaels, who else ever found him funny ...?carlos mencia is horrible, i would turn off the radio when he was on o/a ... any comedian who brags how politically inncorrect he is, is just lame ... one's act should stand for itself with out having to be told (constantly) how 'out there' the act is ...anyone in general, who either uses the term 'politically correct' or brags about being 'politically inncorrect' is a tired, old hack with an out dated hacky premise ...whoppie goldberg is the unfunniest person ever

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fezident

07-13-2005, 06:02 PM

quote:   <blockquote />whoppie goldberg is the unfunniest person ever. I honestly didn't know that Whoopi Goldberg was even TRYING to be funny.  I'd rather be deaf than hear her do her "stand up".

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07-13-2005, 06:11 PM

Jerry Seinfeld...never thought he was funny  and looks like i never will

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FUNKMAN

07-13-2005, 06:28 PM

Jerry Seinfeld...never thought he was funny  ditto - always thought he was slightly amusing - i have not seen one full episode, only little piecesi like Kramer from a Dracula comedy show from years ago where he was the butler and everytime this guy tried to slam the door on him Kramer would stick a fake leg in the door and scream...

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Dale

07-13-2005, 09:32 PM

I was born and raised in the south, and I never liked Jeff Foxworthy.

Knowledged_one

07-14-2005, 04:09 AM

Dice Clay - HorrendousCedric the Entertainer - horrendousAny woman comedian

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07-14-2005, 06:04 AM

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Death Metal Moe

07-14-2005, 06:05 AM

Kevin Nealon is funny.  Jerry Seinfeld's show is terrible, but his stand up is funny.  It's weird with him, I can't watch one segment of that show of his, it's just fucking terrible, but I loved an HBO special of his I saw.  Go figure.Da Whoopie is fucking awful.

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giannidesk

07-14-2005, 06:55 AM

Billy Staples.Hold on - my mistake here; Using Red Bank, NJ as the sample size - nobody thinks he is funny.

canofsoup15

07-14-2005, 07:44 AM

I love Brian Regan and all, but when's the last time he came up with a new bit? I
have his CD his new DVD, and I've seen him live, and he changes his
material quite a bit. On O&A he did alot of the same (peanut
butter, cup of dirt), but mainly cause thats what the fans wanted to
hear.Pretty much any latin comic sucks. Especially the ones that
give the fucking punchlines in spanish. Larry the cable guy sucks nuts.
 

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07-14-2005, 08:00 AM

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07-14-2005, 08:26 AM

Is it too obvious to say George Lopez?  And I, too, hate Jeff Foxworthy, though I thought he was brilliant when I was 16.  Kevin Nealon is a good partner or straight man, Seinfeld did well primarily because of the supporting cast and Larry David's writing, but that show is a matter of preference.But as far as George Lopez and Foxworthy (and the other Blue Collar crew) are concerned, it's a scientific fact that they suck the donkey's balls.

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FUNKMAN

07-14-2005, 09:05 AM

I love Brian Regan and all, but when's the last time he came up with a new bit? is he still doing the 'nerf helmet' bit?saw that approx 17 years ago when Rascals(east orange?) had broadcast their shows on cable

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Meve

07-25-2005, 09:28 AM

Sean Cullen... I don't know if anyone likes him but he had a special on
comedy central and i just saw him on mad tv. I can't stand him! He's
terrible. he sings this song "wood cheese and children" which is just
ridiculous and disturbing 

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Tall_James

07-25-2005, 10:05 AM

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07-25-2005, 10:07 AM

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booster11373

07-25-2005, 10:11 AM

Never been a big fan of any Musical comedy guys, Stephen Lynch or Tentious D, song parodys peaked and crashed with Weird Al in about 1986

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WhistlePig

07-25-2005, 11:23 AM

The Jerky Boys

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monsterone

07-25-2005, 09:17 PM

i've never found stern funny.                     though not a standup...

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ChrisTheCop

07-26-2005, 08:29 AM

I cant pick just one. Luckily, they all work together;<img height="93" src="http://www.ccchronicle.com/paper/images/256_index.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

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07-26-2005, 09:06 AM

quote: I cant pick just one. Luckily, they all work together;<img height="93" src="http://www.ccchronicle.com/paper/images/256_index.jpg" width="200" border="0" /><img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/jersey_rich-fluffernutter_sigpic.gif" border="0" /> You should be removed from duty for that one.  You're judgement can't be trusted. 

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JimBeam

07-26-2005, 09:16 AM

I'm sure most of these have already been mentioned but :Robin WilliamsBilly CrystalAny of the " Kings " Of Comedy ( less Bernie Mac )Margaret ChoJon StewartJay Mohr ( although I dont mind him as an actor in some things )

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narc

07-26-2005, 11:06 PM

I hate Margaret Cho with a passion because her whole gimmick seems to be that she was a fat Korean whose family was mean to her. And she dated Quentin Tarantino.
I'd also say Bruce Vilanch, but I'm not sure anyone else thinks he's funny.

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07-27-2005, 10:04 AM

quote: Never been a big fan of any Musical comedy guys, Stephen Lynch or Tentious D, song parodys peaked and crashed with Weird Al in about 1986 JUST SAY NO.....to pimping Neither of them write song parodies, it's all original, very funny stuff. Here's mine:<img height="163" src="http://i.timeinc.net/essence/images/magazine/december03/themix_wanda_article.jpg" width="167" border="0" />What the fuck is funny about this annoying bitch?

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Silent_Rob

07-27-2005, 10:51 AM

George Carlin The whole Simpsons bit where Krusty quit clown comedy only to come back as the angry comic before selling out - bald with ponytail and all - spot on. His popularity is based on his legacy of being one of the few comics of his day to still be at it. His old material is hopelessy outdated and his angry stuff is just attention whoring. Saw him live at RIT - waste of time.By contrast, Dave Attell is bar none the best out there

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Contra

07-27-2005, 11:20 AM

Wanda Sykes

Jerry Seinfeld (show was funny, stand up was not)

Yeah and Kevin Nealon. He isn't fooling me with that subconscious humor.

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07-27-2005, 03:51 PM

quote:George Carlin 
Well,
he's probably only the greatest living comic. Though some comics put
Richard Pryor ahead of him. And he's probably influenced more comics
than anyone around. 
If you're 20-ish or younger, you haven't seen his best work. His
stuff from the 70's is still brilliant, and still smarter and funnier
than almost anyone today. 80's had alot of great stuff too. In the last
10 years, he's done as much commentary as comedy. Which I like, but I
know its not for everyone. And his last book"When will Jesus bring the
pork chops" sucked. But do yourself a favor and check out his earlier
stuff. Its great. 
 
 quote:By contrast, Dave Attell is bar none the best out there Today? Yeah, I agree. He's great. 

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fezident

07-27-2005, 04:11 PM

Carlin is pretty hit-or-miss.His early "stoner" schtick doesn't really age well and the new stuff, well...that doesn't even feel like he's TRYING to be funny. BUT, there was a period in the middle of about 12 or 15 years where he was f'cking hilarious!  Observational. Political. "Wacky". and Topical.  He really could do no wrong.I think the good years began with CARLIN AT CARNEGIE.  That was when he really started to polish his act.  He was off the coke and reeeeally into perfecting his act.  <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/tucker71/fezident.jpg" border="0" /> "Jam out with your clam out"

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Bulldogcakes

07-28-2005, 02:35 AM

Yeah, "Carlin at Carnegie" and "Carlin on Campus" were probably his
best work. But there is alot of great stuff before and after. 

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MrPink

07-28-2005, 03:28 PM

Last night I watched Dane Cook's comedy show of suckiness. The whole schtick of jumping around screaming and making faces aint funny. It's obvious that he hasn't worked on any real material, but in order to fill up a half hour he makes a ridiculous pose for 5 fuckin minutes.

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07-28-2005, 04:36 PM

quote: Yeah, "Carlin at Carnegie" and "Carlin on Campus" were probably his best work. But there is alot of great stuff before and after. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/cakescopy.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html" target="blank">My brand spankin new site Bully Baby</a> Do Siamese twins have to file seperate tax returns? Or do they file jointly? I love Carlin's 80's stuff up through "You Are All Diseased" (And even that is pushing it.  I still have that album almost solely based on "I pray to Joe Pesci because he seems like a guy who could get things done" alone.  "Back In Town" is his last really good full album).  Everything before is too corny and schticky (yeah, at the time, great, I'm sure, but it's dated horribly, unlike a lot of Prior's stuff), and everything after is too bitter and rant-y without any real attempts at humor...just begging for applause from a devoted audience.  He's no better than Dennis Miller at this point, just minus the buck-fifty vocabulary.Which brings me to my pick for "unfunny guy that too many people seem to like"...<img height="395" src="http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/dennismillerlive0.jpg" width="500" border="0" />NEVER was funny.  I loathed him on "Weekend Update" when he was on SNL, and everything since has been a big yawn.  And speaking of doing the new on SNL...Norm MacDonald cracked me up on SNL and in most of his movies, but his actual standup is hideous.

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07-28-2005, 04:49 PM

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07-28-2005, 04:50 PM

Jim Norton. He stinks and I don't like him. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /> Seriously though.... what the hell is the deal with Bob Kelly? Am I the only one who doesn't get it? EDIT! Dammit. I got an error when I hit post so I refreshed. What a first impression. I stink. Mods, please delete this drivel.

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JPMNICK

07-28-2005, 04:59 PM

I think Bob Kelly is funny as the joke then he is tellng jokes. I still like when he is on the O&A show though, and his act is not that bad

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07-28-2005, 07:48 PM

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Bulldogcakes

07-29-2005, 03:49 PM

quote: 
NEVER
was funny. I loathed him on "Weekend Update" when he was on SNL, and
everything since has been a big yawn. And speaking of doing the new on
SNL...Norm MacDonald cracked me up on SNL and in most of his movies,
but his actual standup is hideous.  I like him, but I've always been a sucker for smart and funny. I like John Stewart too, for the same reasons.  He
is funny, the few times you actually get his references. But you need
to have a Masters degree in Liberal Arts and be very well read to get
half of them. But when you do, he is funny.  

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07-29-2005, 03:57 PM

Ellen D, now there's funny!

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TheMojoPin

07-29-2005, 07:27 PM

quote:  quote: NEVER was funny. I loathed him on "Weekend Update" when he was on SNL, and everything since has been a big yawn. And speaking of doing the new on SNL...Norm MacDonald cracked me up on SNL and in most of his movies, but his actual standup is hideous.  I like him, but I've always been a sucker for smart and funny. I like John Stewart too, for the same reasons.  He is funny, the few times you actually get his references. But you need to have a Masters degree in Liberal Arts and be very well read to get half of them. But when you do, he is funny.  <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/cakescopy.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html" target="blank">My brand spankin new site Bully Baby</a> Do Siamese twins have to file seperate tax returns? Or do they file jointly? English major right here.  I get most of what he's throwing out...and it's still not funny.  It's like he's just trying to impress...the references add nothing to the jokes that a much more "common" reference wouldn't do just as well.A guy that, in my opinion, pulls off the "college education" humor stuff is Eddie Izzard.  The historical references he uses actually ADD to the humor as opposed to just dressing it up to sound fancy. 

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Death Metal Moe

07-29-2005, 07:35 PM

A guy that, in my opinion, pulls off the "college education" humor stuff is Eddie Izzard.  The historical references he uses actually ADD to the humor as opposed to just dressing it up to sound fancy. AND, they don't make me feel stupid because he doesn't use obscure ones.  Or at least I get them most of the time.

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07-29-2005, 08:30 PM

Comedians?Please, get a real job

Snoogans

07-29-2005, 08:32 PM

Whoever is this stupid twat on Letterman 

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07-29-2005, 09:00 PM

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Sheeplovr

07-29-2005, 10:11 PM

Dane Cook totally all of a sudden he's showing up everwhere and he's not funny yet the kids love him

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07-29-2005, 11:01 PM

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07-29-2005, 11:42 PM

<img height="251" src="http://img.theatermania.com/news/images/5310a.jpg" width="180" border="0" />Cartman, Liza Minelli and Carol Channing impressions.  Yeah, HYSTERICAL.

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Snoogans

07-29-2005, 11:44 PM

be careful AJ, he'll put a band aid under your eye and make you his Nelly 

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Duke

07-30-2005, 12:09 AM

quote: Continuing on the theme already running. Mine are1. Lewis Black2. Any of those Blue collar guysNot saying that people dont find them funny just that I don'tWhen i first arrived you were all such jerks But now i've come to love your quirks this thread should of been called "canadians everyone thinks are funny but you don't"

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PapaBear

07-30-2005, 12:12 AM

this thread should of been called "canadians everyone thinks are funny but you don't"Goddamn, Duke... that's funny as SHIT!

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07-30-2005, 12:36 AM

Sometimes Duke's mom is funny!  Tell Duke we said hi.  Do you let him out of the cage often?

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TheMojoPin

07-30-2005, 01:48 PM

This idiot:<img height="600" src="http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00170/Eminem_170154g.jpg" width="460" border="0" />Yeah, technically not a comedian, but based on his last half dozen or so videos/songs, he sure seems to think so...and yet, he actually manages to come across as anti-funny.  Easily the least funny person to appear on TV on a regular basis who seems to assume he's hilarious.

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Bulldogcakes

07-30-2005, 03:00 PM

A rap star? Wow, thats a stretch.  

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07-30-2005, 03:36 PM

Dice.

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07-30-2005, 04:48 PM

Carlos Mencia

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MrPink

07-31-2005, 07:59 AM

Women and minority (except for Patrice O'Neal) comics... I'm tired of hearin about how white guys all talk in a nerdy voice. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/Catholiccannon/gunsnammo.jpg" border="0" /> I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.

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WhiteHonkyDevil

08-01-2005, 10:54 AM

Damn, apparently I showed up too late to get anything original in... Carlos Mencia, George Lopez. Sorry, the beaner thing got old with Paul Rodriguez.Jay Leno, David Letterman. How the hell are they the kings of late night?Any of those "Kings of Comedy" assholes. Yeah, I'm white. No, I'm not racist, you're just NOT funny.David Cross. Not funny, AND the delivery sucks.Any overly lesbian comic. They all have the same act, and it's never been amusing. 

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JimBeam

08-01-2005, 11:03 AM

I'm not sure how I missed this one, and I'm not really sure if anybody mentioned him, but Dana Carvey is in the top 5 most unfunny people to ever make a dollar as a " comedian ".I think he still runs that George Bush Sr " Wouldn't Be Prudent " schtick.Also I happen to catch some of that hump Bill Maher's standup the other night on HBO I think.He also is still using his jokes from about 4 years ago.I get it you don't like Cathloics, you don't like white males, you don't like Republicans and you know what the feeling is mutual.He's a wanna-be Dennis Miller and not even as psuedo-intelligent.

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kevcala

08-01-2005, 11:12 AM

I guess I could be off on this one, since maybe everyone likes him,
or nobody thinks he's funny but I think John Leguizamo is painfully
unfunny.  Take 1 part bad material, 2 parts cockiness and a pinch of Latin Spice and you get one hell of a recipe for suck. 

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08-01-2005, 11:29 AM

quote: I guess I could be off on this one, since maybe everyone likes him, or nobody thinks he's funny but I think John Leguizamo is painfully unfunny.  Take 1 part bad material, 2 parts cockiness and a pinch of Latin Spice and you get one hell of a recipe for suck. Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice. Big Ass #22981 Couldnt agree more about this guy, anyone remember that abortion of a TV show of his called House of Buggin, It was supposed to be the Latin version of In living color except without the funny 

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torker

08-01-2005, 05:34 PM

Dana Carvey Chopping Broccoli...the worst

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mercury29

08-02-2005, 07:11 PM

quote: I love Brian Regan and all, but when's the last time he came up with a new bit?           Are you kidding?! You should've seen him at Caroline's in NY a couple months ago. He did all new material that killed (and I've heard alot of his previous stuff).Personally, I don't get the whole Will Ferrall thing. I mean, he's funny sometimes, but I think a bit overrated.