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07-06-2005, 05:57 PM
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">I has been pRemOteD to district manager for a company that services the garden department in Home Depot.<br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">The job is servicing stores in lovely locals such as:<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">Fredrick, MD<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">Germantown, MD<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">Gaithersburg, MD<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">Hyattsville, MD<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">Aspen Hill, MD<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">Westminster, MD<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">Ellicott City. MD<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">Owings Mills, MD<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">And more!<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">I got some resumes from Monster today, but figured I would shop this less than delicious offer to my brothers and sisters first.<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">$12-13 to start. (42.5 hr week)<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">70%/30% medical<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">401k<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">Must make sweet love to a PDA daily<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">Must have car.<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">This a shitty job.<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">I realize most of you are rich, brilliant, and upwourdly mobile, so you guys bugger off.<br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-khtml-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -khtml-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-size: 12px; ">This job might get you others a nice bowl of crack on the weekends, or even a whore, if your rent