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sr71blackbird

07-06-2005, 03:26 PM

Does anyone remember anything like this?  Or a slightly different version?  Other types of childhood verses? The herse goes by, your sure to dieThey throw you in a great big boxThey cover you, with dirt and rocksThe worms go in, the worms go outThey eat your guts, they spit them outThey use your bones for telephonesThey call you upBut your not even home! 

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Hottub

07-06-2005, 03:36 PM

<a href="http://www.alsirat.com/deathlore/worms.html" target="_blank">Just Google it, son!</a>

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
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sr71blackbird

07-06-2005, 05:03 PM

Thread killer!!I didnt post it as a question, as much as if you remember it, and if you remember it differently.  If those differences are the result of local variations etc. Do you ever notice that some things that were said in a certain way where you grew up were slightly different in other towns or counties or states? I find it kind of interesting.

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Hottub

07-06-2005, 05:21 PM

Sorry, I mis-read your question. OK The worms crawl inThe worms crawl outThey eat your insidesand Saurkraut!  I see London I see FranceI see Blackbirds underpants   We Must, We must, We must increase our bust!The bigger the better, the tighter the sweaterThe boys depend on us! Hope this helps!

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
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FUNKMAN

07-06-2005, 05:21 PM

eenie meenie miney moe catch an african american by the toeif he hollars let him goeenie meenie miney moe

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FUNKMAN

07-06-2005, 05:22 PM

there must have been a ghosthence this double posti know not where it came<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" border="0" />

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torker

07-06-2005, 05:30 PM

When your balls hit the floor like a B-24It's a ruptureWhen you dick stands out straight like an iron gateIt's a rupture something like that

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FUNKMAN

07-06-2005, 05:35 PM

whistle while you workhitler is a jerkmussolini bit my weenienow it doesn't work

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torker

07-06-2005, 05:37 PM

she pulled the tail instead of the titand all she got was a bucket of shit

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FUNKMAN

07-06-2005, 05:44 PM

ain't your momma prettyshe's got meatballs on her tittiesscrambled eggs inbetween her legsain't your momma pretty( don't shoot the messenger, i didn't make it up )

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sr71blackbird

07-07-2005, 02:34 PM

McDonalds is your kind of placeHamburgers in your faceFrench fries up your nosePickles between your toes!

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sr71blackbird

07-07-2005, 02:37 PM

All the girls in FranceDo the hoola hoola danceAnd the way they shakeIs enough to kill a snakeWhen the snake is deadThey put roses in its headWhen the roses dieThey put diamonds in its eyesWhen the diamonds breakIt is 1968!  (Boy thats dated!)

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kevcala

07-07-2005, 02:39 PM

Milk Milk LemonaideRound the corner fudges is madeStick your finger in the holeOut comes a tootsie roll 

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WhistlePig

07-08-2005, 12:52 PM

How about the one about "the lady with the alligator purse" I can't remember how it goes...

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Recyclerz

07-08-2005, 01:30 PM

<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="90%" border="0"><tr><td>Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? </td></tr><tr><td>Thou art more lovely and more temperate: </td></tr><tr><td>Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, </td></tr><tr><td>And summer's lease hath all too short a date: </td></tr><tr><td>Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, </td></tr><tr><td>And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; </td></tr><tr><td>And every fair from fair sometime declines, </td></tr><tr><td>By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd; </td></tr><tr><td>But thy eternal summer shall not fade </td></tr><tr><td>Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest; </td></tr><tr><td>Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade, </td></tr><tr><td>When in eternal lines to time thou growest: </td></tr><tr><td>So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, </td></tr><tr><td>So long lives this and this gives life to thee.    Roll that around in your empty noggins and see if anything sticks, you Philistines!*   *Just kidding. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />  Edited for format not snarkiness.      </td></tr></table><img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/recyclerz/myhomepage/sigpic1.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US" border="0" /> There ain't no asylum here. King Solomon, he never lived 'round here

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sr71blackbird

07-08-2005, 03:54 PM

How about the one about "the lady with the alligator purse" I can't remember how it goes... Do you mean something like the girls use to sing when they jumped rope etc?Miss Lucy had a baby She named him Tiny Tim She put him in the bathtub To see if he could swim. He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap He tried to eat the bathtub But it wouldn't fit Down his throat. Miss Lucy called the doctor The Doctor call the nurse The Nurse called the lady With the alligator purse. In walked the doctor. In walked the nurse In walked the lady With the alligator purse. "Measles," said the doctor. "Mumps," said the nurse. "Nothing," said the lady With the alligator purse. Miss Lucy kicked the doctor. Miss Lucy kicked the nurse. Miss Lucy paid the lady With the alligator purse I also remember them adding:Miss Suzy had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Suzy went to heaven The steamboat went to- Hello operator please give me number nine and If you disconnect me I'll chop off your be- 'Hind the 'frigerator There was a piece of glass Miss Suzy fell upon it And broke her little- Ask me no more questions tell me no more lies The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their- Flies are in the meadow The bees are in the park Miss Suzy and her boyfriend Are kissing in the D. A. R. K. D-A-R-K. Dark Dark Dark Dark is like a movie A movie's like a show A show is like a tv show And that is all I know. i know my mother i know i know my pa i know i know my sister with the 32 A bra HA! HA! HA!

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WhistlePig

07-08-2005, 06:15 PM

That was it! Thanks Blackbird (now that rhyme will be running thru my head all nite, dammit!)

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WhistlePig

07-08-2005, 06:19 PM

Me chinese
me play joke
me put pee pee
in your coke

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bobrobot

07-08-2005, 06:39 PM

Ahhh Coke...the pause that refreshes...<img title="coke" height="205" alt="coke" src="http://www.usdoj.gov/ndic/pubs3/3951/images/photo1.jpg" width="251" border="0" />I hear it's BETTER w/ the new Asian urine supplements!!!"Some live on hope, and some on dope,And some on alimony;But my tom-cat, he lives on fatand tender abalone.Oh! some drink rain and some champagne,Or brandy by the pony;But I will try a little ryeand a piece of beef baloney."<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/sitarBobo.jpg" border="0" /> "The book above all others which should be forbidden is a catalogue of forbidden books" -Lichtenberg

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torker

07-08-2005, 06:50 PM

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FUNKMAN

07-08-2005, 06:52 PM

over the shoulder boulder holderunder the butt nut hut

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kevcala

07-08-2005, 07:06 PM

My friend told me this one when I was about 11, and I thought it was the greatest thing ever:The fuck machine is out of order,Fuck yourself and save a quarter. 

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Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.

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torker

07-08-2005, 07:25 PM

eenie meenie miney moe catch an african american by the toeif he hollars let him goeenie meenie miney moenot quite how I remember that one Funk.

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sr71blackbird

07-10-2005, 06:09 AM

Ring around the rosey A pockey full of poseys Ashes, ashes We all fall down! Wasnt that really about the Black Death?

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WhistlePig

07-11-2005, 12:01 PM

Here I sit all broken hearted...
tried to shit but only farted...
then one day I took a chance...
tried to fart and shit my pants

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bobrobot

07-11-2005, 08:20 PM

quote: Ring around the rosey A pockey full of poseys Ashes, ashes We all fall down! Wasnt that really about the Black Death?Yes, it's a children's song about the Bubonic Plague which killed about 1/2 the earth's population over the years, starting in the 14th century."ring around the rosey" describes the sores on the body of the afflicted"a pocket full of posies" to hide the smell"ashes, ashes" because the bodies were burned rather than buried. The grave diggers died early on!"We all fall down." we all will die!(suggested reading; The Black Death and The Dancing Mania,by Justus Friedrich Karl Hecker)<img title="plague" height="282" alt="plague" src="http://nhs.needham.k12.ma.us/cur/eng97_8/remsen/saki_justin/dance_of_death.jpeg" width="500" border="0" /> <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/sitarBobo.jpg" border="0" /> "The book above all others which should be forbidden is a catalogue of forbidden books" -Lichtenberg

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high fly

08-07-2005, 02:13 AM

Nobody likes meEverybody hates meGuess I'll go eat worms!Big onesFat onesLittle bitty skinny onesOh how they squiggle and squirm!Bite their heads offSuck the juicesAnd throw the skins away!Nobody knowsHow much I loveTo eat three worms a day!      

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Evilpete

08-10-2005, 11:59 AM

Jack and jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50OH that filthy Whore!!!! Little Boy BlewHe needed tha money!!! 

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