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Billy Staples

06-14-2005, 08:22 PM

OK...first you need to go to<a href="http://www.greenkeymanagement.com/">www.greenkeymanagement.com</a> I know this will be difficult but beneath pictures of a former Miss USA, a new Stuff magazine girl and a Miss Universe and assorted other hotties (Carine yum), there is actually some new news about me...if any of you guys get that farat least enjoy the view (not of me of course)while you're there check out this new website for me   <a href="http://www.reelact.com/BillyStaples">www.reelact.com/BillyStaples</a> Staples (definitely Batchworthy...again, not me of course)<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/STAPLES2.jpg" border="0" /> http://www.reelact.com/billystaples

This message was edited by Billy Staples on 6-17-05 @ 5:20 PM

PapaBear

06-14-2005, 08:33 PM

That's a good pic, Billy. But after scrolling through all those hot chicks... then seeing you... disturbing. I'm just glad I didn't get wood on the way to your pic.

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Billy Staples

06-14-2005, 08:35 PM

there's a reason I am at the bottom....dont wana be a wood killer Staples

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SLCRagu

06-14-2005, 08:37 PM

No need to visit the website, I checked it out for everyone and here are the highlights-  <h3>"It may be a little early to be looking for the next REESE WITHERSPOON, but Billy Staples, who plays Chastity the stripper and other characters, could be a contender."  ----- Anita Gates, 6/5/02, ?New York Times? Theater Review.</h3><h3>He has also shrunk to under 630 pounds from a high of near 1400.  Way to go, Billy! </h3><h3>MORE MARCH:  BILLY (all 635 lbs. of him) had a go-see for, of all things, being a Gay Model (via MODEL SERVICES). </h3>

This message was edited by SLCRagu on 6-15-05 @ 12:38 AM

torker

06-14-2005, 08:48 PM

BILLY just signed his second contract with <span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'park place'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-bidi-font-family: 'courier new'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><span style="font-size: 22pt; color: green; font-family: 'park place'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-bidi-font-family: 'courier new'; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: green; font-family: 'park place'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-bidi-font-family: 'courier new'; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">Grape Seed Managementcongrats not-so-big-anymore man   <img height="201" src="http://www.fansoffieger.com/allred.jpg" width="158" border="0" />+<img height="200" src="http://gfx.filmweb.pl/p/226/po.78154.jpg" width="150" border="0" />=<img height="198" src="http://www.reelact.com/photos/2331photoeae1317917af1617c0edd4db36e7a523.JPG" width="139" border="0" />

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j3lehane

06-15-2005, 02:30 PM

Congrats,Billy,they made you look very human in the suit. :)Jerry

Snoogans

06-15-2005, 02:34 PM

why do the links on the side lead to really bad jokes written in very
unproffesional fonts. it almost makes the whole site look like a joke 

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FUNKMAN

06-15-2005, 02:44 PM

nice website Billy... i enjoyed that REELgood stuff!

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SLCRagu

06-15-2005, 02:50 PM

quote:why do the links on the side lead to really bad jokes written in very
unproffesional fonts. it almost makes the whole site look like a joke 

 
 I find that hard to believe, the entire site seems very professional and easy to navigate; as well as aesthetically pleasing.

Snoogans

06-15-2005, 03:08 PM

yea and is it possible to not have comments about clients go off the border and make you have to scroll right? 

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Death Metal Moe

06-15-2005, 03:21 PM

<img height="342" src="http://www.greenkeymanagement.com/images/256_Fat_Tony_Cigarette.jpg" width="256" border="0" />"Ya ever have a colonoscopy?  You WANT one from my foot?!?!?"

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Tall_James

06-15-2005, 03:23 PM

quote: APRIL:  Billy had an audition for a PSA for the Ad Council  Copy:  Have you ever had a Colonoscopy?(Keep up the good work Fat Tony)<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" /> <a href="http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com/" target="blank">The Cheese-Eating Bird</a>

This message was edited by Tall_James on 6-15-05 @ 7:23 PM

ozzie

06-15-2005, 05:26 PM

quote: OK...first you need to go to<a href="http://www.greenpeamanagement.com/">www.GreenPeaManagement.com</a>  Welcome To The Official Website For<span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'park place'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-bidi-font-family: 'courier new'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><span style="font-size: 40pt; color: green; font-family: 'park place'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-bidi-font-family: 'courier new'; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt">Green Pea Management<span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'park place'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-bidi-font-family: 'courier new'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><span style="font-size: 40pt; color: green; font-family: 'park place'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-bidi-font-family: 'courier new'; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'park place'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-bidi-font-family: 'courier new'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><span style="font-size: 40pt; color: green; font-family: 'park place'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-bidi-font-family: 'courier new'; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt">ALL THE WILD HORSES WHAT YOU GET IS BAD BLOOD                                  LOTS OF IT. <span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'park place'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-bidi-font-family: 'courier new'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><span style="font-size: 40pt; color: green; font-family: 'park place'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-bidi-font-family: 'courier new'; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt"><div>Plus the guy who produced 'Mexican Radio' for Wall of Voo Doo wro

Billy Staples

06-16-2005, 07:31 PM

<span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'park place'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-bidi-font-family: 'courier new'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><span style="font-size: 40pt; color: green; font-family: 'park place'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa; mso-bidi-font-family: 'courier new'; mso-bidi-font-size: 24.0pt">  <div />*>"Billy's at a Long Island, Theatre... <div />*> <div />*>...a Long Island... Whoa-oooh... Theateeeer... <div />*> <div />*>I wish I was in, Tijuana, eating Chicken Parm Lasagnaaaaa... " <div /> Yo....wat is wit you.....its in Long Island City.....none of dis Long Island crap...wat are ya stunad?Yo....wat is wit you.....its in Long Island City.....none of dis Long Island crap...wat are ya stunad?Yo....wat is wit you.....its in Long Island City.....none of dis Long Island crap...wat are ya stunad?Yo....wat is wit you.....its in Long Island City.....none of dis Long Island crap...wat are ya stunad?

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ozzie

06-18-2005, 12:21 PM

quote: Yo....wat is wit you.....its in Long Island City.....none of dis Long Island crap...wat are ya stunad?  I hear the talking, of the DJ Can’t understand, Just what does he say? I’m on a mexican, radiooooo I’m on a mexican... whoa-oooh... radiooooo

Billy Staples

06-18-2005, 07:58 PM

I just got back from rehearsal (yeah we do that), and I found out the coolest thing for anyone who comes to the show.You can drink during the show!!! Just like in a comedy club or a nite club....the bar is right next door to the theater thru a sliding door and you can walk in and out get Margaritas, food,whatever.  Its a Tex Mex bar grill whatever....yeah with a small theater.I know its the the big time at last....but at least you get to drink during the show and before and after....not like fucking Broadway where its $10 for a glass of wine at intermission and $150 a ticketHope to se you guys thereStaples

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JPMNICK

06-18-2005, 08:20 PM

<img src="http://www.reelact.com/photos/2331photoeae1317917af1617c0edd4db36e7a523.JPG" border="0" />            <img height="202" src="http://www.katu.com/news/images/story2003/031008madeline_albright.jpg" width="183" border="0" /> BTW, since stapling you look great billy

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SLCRagu

06-18-2005, 10:36 PM

UnknownPD

06-19-2005, 05:29 AM

Took me a minute to realize the SAG in Billy's GreenPea profile was for the actors union. I thought it was a description of his body type...

torker

06-19-2005, 11:43 AM

Its a Tex Mex bar grill whatever....yeah with a small theater.It's called a food court.<img height="175" src="http://www.udel.edu/main/tour/photos/dining/2court-trabant1.jpg" width="260" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

06-19-2005, 12:08 PM

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SatCam

06-19-2005, 12:38 PM

Billy works for GreenPeace now?

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ozzie

06-19-2005, 06:04 PM

ozzie

06-19-2005, 06:06 PM

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ozzie

06-19-2005, 06:13 PM

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06-19-2005, 06:15 PM

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Death Metal Moe

06-19-2005, 06:16 PM

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06-19-2005, 06:17 PM

quote: <img src="http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/TV/kangaroo-animalrummy.JPG" border="0" /> <img src="http://hometown.aol.com/metllicat3/images/sig.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://profiles.myspace.com/users/14086885" target="blank">A peek into the Life of Boring Interest</a>.Why do both the guys on that card pack look really pissed off? 

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torker

06-19-2005, 06:35 PM

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Billy Staples

06-22-2005, 06:49 AM

OK....it's opening night of Staples's playJust watch the skies over Long Island City for the spotlights, the papparazzi and the the limo's and you will find the theatre ( yeah right)Hey since Harry Elvis won't be appearing til July in his show, what better  way to have a fun night with blood murder and staples...and of course drinks!!!yes, cocktails are available during the show...how cool is thatHope to see you all there...ok some of ya, maybe Mikey dlater gangBillly StaplesALL THE WILD HORSES WHAT YOU GET IS BAD BLOOD                                  LOTS OF IT. JUNE 21,22, 23,24,25,26 & 28,29,30 AT 7.30 PM $10 <div align="center" />For ticket and show info<a title="http://www.thequeensplayers.com/shoppingcart.html" href="http://www.thequeensplayers.com/shoppingcart.html">www.thequeensplayers.com/shoppingcart.html</a> OR PHONE 347 724 4056 WRITTEN BY RICHARD MAZDA DIRECTED BY REBECCA A. TRENT FEATURING  RICHARD MAZDA, GARY SOLDATI, KATE FREDERIC, RICK BENSON, LARS DREW, PHAEA CREDE, JOSH RIVEDAL, CRAIG D MURPHY, ROSS MASON, SARA HALEY, ASHER GRODMAN, TRACI REDMOND, ALAIN LaFOREST, TANYA FAIRFOOT featuring   BILLY STAPLES as 'Fat Tony' PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR UNDER 13YRS. GRAPHIC SEXUAL LANGUAGE AND VIOLENCE<div align="center" />Plus the guy who produced 'Mexican Radio' for Wall of Voo Doo wrote it, so it has to be good!!! <div align="center" /><a title="http://www.thequeensplayers.com/" href="http://www.thequeensplayers.com/">www.thequeensplayers.com</a><div align="cen

Death Metal Moe

06-22-2005, 08:04 AM

All joking aside for 2 seconds, we wish you well Billy.

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ChildofFez

06-22-2005, 08:14 AM

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giannidesk

06-23-2005, 06:08 AM

Billy....A couple of notes here....Queens is NOT off off Broadway. It's as close to Broadway as Des Moines.What's next after the shows run?Still waiting to be called back to testify in the third watch bus wreck.CIAOBAM (Big Ass Ham)

Billy Staples

06-23-2005, 12:00 PM

giannideskunfortunately I guess you haven't heard, Third Watch was canceled, so there goes that dreamand you are right, queens os not off off Broadway...because if you knew anything about what you speak, it is the size of the theater and not the location that determines its definitionHey, I hope to see you there....its actually off Jackson Ave in Long ISland City.......last stop before Manhattan on the 7 lineadi¢sStaplesJust a little help for ya..oh look, Queens is mentioned!!!!  My message was completely legit, but thank you for reading it<a href="http://www.answers.com/off-off-broadway&r=67">http://www.answers.com/off-off-broadway&r=67</a> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/STAPLES2.jpg" border="0" /> http://www.reelact.com/billystaples

This message was edited by Billy Staples on 6-23-05 @ 4:02 PM

Snoogans

06-23-2005, 01:54 PM

Just watch the skies over Long Island City for the spotlights, the papparazzi and the the limo's and you will find the theatre lindsay lohan is in this? 

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East Side Dave

06-23-2005, 02:18 PM

yes, she plays the Sing-N-Dance Crack Whore

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Snoogans

06-23-2005, 02:21 PM

oh sweet, i was wondering who would fill the calista flockhart type now that she is gone 

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Billy Staples

06-25-2005, 08:32 AM

I did say there were a bunch or redheds dressed whorsihly!!! Oh wait, she's in blonde now, what a shame  anyway only 5 nights left, including tonight whih is almost sold out already Staples 

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Billy Staples

06-25-2005, 10:25 PM

thanks to the group of 15 that showed up.....I appredciate it as well as the other members of the cast, you were great.  None of you are posters, so you probably wont wsee this but thank you for coming!!! Billy Staples

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Papi

06-26-2005, 05:47 PM

Billy how you doing?

Papi, he love you!

Billy Staples

06-26-2005, 08:45 PM

Billy love Papi?

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Papi

06-27-2005, 02:10 PM

Billy we met at Hard-Rock I had that killer herb remember?

Papi, he love you!

Billy Staples

06-27-2005, 03:42 PM

ahhhh...Billy really love  Papi!!!  Staples

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giannidesk

06-28-2005, 06:28 AM

Oddly enough I would liked to have checked it out, but I'm currently on assignment in Alaska.Maybe I can catch your next acting gig - pleading one of your frivilous lawsuits on the People's court - or even worse - Judge Mathis!CIAO from Anchorage!P.S. Even though everbody (myself included) breaks your balls - you still were a humorous "character" in the old R&F NYC days...

LordJezo

06-28-2005, 07:30 AM

Uh, know of any more good all you can eat sushi places? 

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Snoogans

06-28-2005, 07:34 AM

Billy we met at Hard-Rock I had that killer herb remember? then why didnt you come meet me fucker 

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