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tbonesteak
06-14-2005, 12:28 PM
<p><font size="2">I had a delicious <strong>ostrich steak</strong> last night at a restaurant on the Upper East Side and it got me thinking: what's the strangest animal you've ever tasted? Before last night it was probably an alligator.</font> </p><p><img height="569" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=ostrich/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=11suhmmk6/EXP=1118867224/*-http%3A//www.gnnr.com/pics/fun/ostrich.jpg" width="480" border="0" /></p>
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06-14-2005, 12:36 PM
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badorties
06-14-2005, 12:59 PM
<p> </p><p>wow, that's some pic ... </p><p>didn't know they had teeth, must be one of those evolution thing to compensate for the lack of flight ...</p>
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06-14-2005, 01:29 PM
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06-14-2005, 02:32 PM
i tried some animals brain at a middle east restaurant called Alladin... it was cold and nasty
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06-14-2005, 02:41 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p><font size="2">what's the strangest animal you've ever tasted? <br />
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badorties
06-14-2005, 02:43 PM
<p> </p><p><font size="1">They don't have teeth.. that pic is photoshopped.</font></p><p>that's a damn shame ...</p>
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Snoogans
06-14-2005, 03:47 PM
how could you not tell, they are fuckin dog teeth. Plus havent you ever
seen on animal shows when the guy sticks his arm down there throat to
show its flexibility?<br />
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tbonesteak
06-15-2005, 05:48 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>how could you not tell, they are fuckin dog teeth. Plus havent you ever seen on animal shows when the guy sticks his arm down there throat to show its flexibility?<br /><p>You're right. This is what they really look like:</p><p><br /><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=ostrich/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=12fea273f/EXP=1118929517/*-http%3A//oldweb.uwp.edu/academic/criminal.justice/ostrich.gif" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=ostrich/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=133ajpb11/EXP=1118929633/*-http%3A//www.cvjm-hannover.de/fotogalerie/suedafrikaII-2003/images/11-Ostrich.jpg" border="0" /></p>
East Side Dave
06-15-2005, 12:33 PM
<p>They don't have teeth.. that pic is photoshopped.</p><p>Just like Estelle Getty ah ge-ge-golden-girls-ge!<br /></p><br />
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JPMNICK
06-15-2005, 12:37 PM
I ate it a few years ago, and to this day it is one of rhe best dinners I have ever had. it was so delicious.
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East Side Dave
06-15-2005, 12:39 PM
<p>it was so delicious.</p><p>Just like Estelle Getty ah-ge-ge-tom-and-jerry! <br /></p>
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<p>I had ostrich last week. Tastes just like regular steak.</p><p>I've also had camel steaks which taste a lot like lamb.</p>
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06-17-2005, 11:39 PM
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ChickenHawk
06-17-2005, 11:50 PM
Oooh... I had ostrich for the first time like 3 weeks ago. I was a little grossed out at the idea, but once I had it, I knew I made the right decision. It's pretty damn good, and it's a really lean meat. Here's the surprise though... It's a bird, so you figure, what's it gonna taste like? Chicken, right? NO. In fact, it tastes a hell of a lot more like a cow. Don't ask me how it works, but the ostrich is a bird that somehow doesn't fly, and it's a bird that somehow tastes like steak.
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PapaBear
06-18-2005, 12:23 AM
<p>I guess the only "non traditional" meats I've eaten are frog, deer, and rabbit. Yes... frog tastes like chicken, but with the texture of fish. Way too much bone, though. I'm talking about hunted frog, not the kind you get in a restaurant. The rabbit sucked, but that's probably because it was from the galley in Navy boot camp.</p><p>I've always wanted to cook up some earth worms. From what I've heard, all you have to do is put the worms in a bowl of cornmeal. They eat their way through the cornmeal, which coats them inside and out. Then you just fry them.</p>
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06-18-2005, 12:31 AM
Great, now I'm starvin'...
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tbonesteak
06-20-2005, 08:51 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I guess the only "non traditional" meats I've eaten are frog, deer, and rabbit. Yes... frog tastes like chicken, but with the texture of fish. Way too much bone, though. I'm talking about hunted frog, not the kind you get in a restaurant. The rabbit sucked, but that's probably because it was from the galley in Navy boot camp.</p><p>I've always wanted to cook up some earth worms. From what I've heard, all you have to do is put the worms in a bowl of cornmeal. They eat their way through the cornmeal, which coats them inside and out. Then you just fry them.</p><p>Deer is very underrated - sort of like Buffalo. I would love to have a deer sandwich.......and I would imagine that it would look something like this:</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=deer/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=129ror1c4/EXP=1119372527/*-http%3A//www.evermeet.cx/funzone/images/deer_pg_(1).jpg" border="0" /><br /></p>
LordJezo
06-22-2005, 09:07 AM
<p>I've had an alligator burger before.</p><p> </p><p>Tasted like a fish. Wasn't bad but wasn't special enough to go back to.</p><p>I've had ostrich burgers too but they were pretty boring.</p><p>I
do LOVE the snails you get at dim sum places though. mmmmm.. I can sit
with a huge pile of them and just hang out sucking them out of their
shells. So damn good.<br />
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JesterOfSadness
07-13-2005, 03:11 PM
I had a ostrich burger at a restaurant a couple of days ago and holy shit i was amazed how good it was
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